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Professor Frink
06-30-2003, 10:32 AM
My GF is a bit of a horn-dog, and sometimes she gets so excited that she's actually *TOO* lubricated. It makes for a serious lack of friction.
Have any of you guys ever experienced this? Any suggestions?
bigsoos
06-30-2003, 10:38 AM
I've heard of it.
Just take it and wipe it off? :lol:
alarican
06-30-2003, 11:12 AM
Get a fan and place it where the fan can blow in that area.
It will help dry things up a bit.
Mopower
06-30-2003, 11:27 AM
You dog you.
PerpleNerple
06-30-2003, 12:19 PM
Just lick up the excess, I do.
NCMojo
06-30-2003, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by alarican
Get a fan and place it where the fan can blow in that area.
It will help dry things up a bit. What, you don't use a hair dryer?
Patman
06-30-2003, 04:54 PM
Sponge and bucket should do the trick.
So_Cal_SAHM
06-30-2003, 05:07 PM
I thought all guys liked them wet.......did I miss a memo?
crankyman
06-30-2003, 05:31 PM
kitty litter is ultra absorbant.
JimRochester
06-30-2003, 06:07 PM
Marrying her will dry that right out rotfl
delightdvd
06-30-2003, 07:46 PM
I believe it's physiological. Some girls get wettier than others. I prefer not too well lubricated too.l
NCMojo
06-30-2003, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by JimRochester
Marrying her will dry that right out rotfl rotfl:lol: rotfl
Walter Mitty
06-30-2003, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by Professor Frink
My GF is a bit of a horn-dog, and sometimes she gets so excited that she's actually *TOO* lubricated. It makes for a serious lack of friction.
Have any of you guys ever experienced this? Any suggestions?
Sounds like someone is lacking girth ;)
flyingdragon
06-30-2003, 11:23 PM
I would pull my meat out and slap it on her face ( with juices and all) to dry out the excess.
devilshalo
06-30-2003, 11:43 PM
Since it's so lubed, just slide it in the backdoor.
Saxofonix
07-01-2003, 01:03 AM
Originally posted by So_Cal_SAHM
I thought all guys liked them wet.......did I miss a memo?
I'm also trying to figure out what the actual "problem" is here.
immortal_zeus
07-01-2003, 01:43 AM
Yeah, too much lube is no good. Just wrap your johnson with a sheet of Bounty and that should do the trick. It's the quicker picker upper.
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07-01-2003, 02:39 AM
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07-01-2003, 03:37 AM
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Giantrobo
07-01-2003, 08:04 AM
Just use the extra lube and poke her in the ass.
So_Cal_SAHM
07-01-2003, 10:50 AM
Seems like a lot of things can be solved by just taking it up the ass!
Professor Frink
07-01-2003, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by Walter Mitty
Sounds like someone is lacking girth ;)
Hey, hey, watch it! -ptth-
Obviously some guys here know what I'm talking about. It really cuts down on the sensation, and when it's too lubed in there, I find it difficult to finish.
I guess the one thing to do would be to use condoms that have little or no lubrication, since it's obviously not needed. Other than that....... we'll see.
I'm "complaining" because my GF gets too excited. How lame is that?
;)
kenny79
07-01-2003, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by PerpleNerple
Just lick up the excess, I do.
What works for Yoda might not be what's best for Prof. Frink.
Bushdog
07-01-2003, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by So_Cal_SAHM
Seems like a lot of things can be solved by just taking it up the ass! Words to live by.
:lol:
WillieTheShakes
07-01-2003, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by So_Cal_SAHM
Seems like a lot of things can be solved by just taking it up the ass!
From your mouth to God's ears...
Which actually sounds a little pervy, now that I've typed it out. Ah well.
Giantrobo
07-01-2003, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by Bushdog
Words to live by.
:lol:
I agree.
I think i found my new Sig.
To quote Kevin Bacon in JFK....
You don't know **it 'cause you've never been ****ed in the ass
krkuhl
07-02-2003, 05:15 PM
i actualyl started a thread about this how i once had a guy complain that i was too wet which had me :hscratch:. but i guess it can be a problem for some people. luckily, he was the only one who complained. supposedly, when a woman gets on the pill, it cuts down on the amount of her secretions.
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