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Dalvin
07-05-2003, 01:20 PM
It just would seem to be the perfect life. Are there any "average joes" who are married to any porn stars that you know of?
I sometimes wish my girlfriend would get involved in the industry. It's always been a fetish to see her with 2 men at the same time
Bust
07-05-2003, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by Dalvin

I sometimes wish my girlfriend would get involved in the industry. It's always been a fetish to see her with 2 men at the same time

:hscratch:

Is she hot? I'll do her and another chick at the same time. Hook it up!
bill_n_opus
07-05-2003, 01:50 PM
Wow, you're open minded about this kind of stuff. :eek:
Dalvin
07-05-2003, 02:16 PM
she looks like kirsten from the bachelor. if you want a shag you have to be at least 6 feet no chest or pubic hair and in great physical shape. kirsten's the one who was the runner-up to andrew firestone
jkester
07-05-2003, 07:41 PM
no she isn't. she was runner up to the first bachelor. god, i feel bad i know that.
JoeyOhhhh
07-05-2003, 08:36 PM
Apparently Dalvin met her in this thread: http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=300628

;)
mookiemeister
07-05-2003, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by jkester
no she isn't. she was runner up to the first bachelor. god, i feel bad i know that.

Isn't Trista the runner-up to the first bachelor?
achau9598
07-06-2003, 10:39 AM
Dalvin, pics?
finbogg
07-07-2003, 11:34 AM
Originally posted by achau9598
Dalvin, pics?

Yeah... really. I can't be expected to sign up for a threesome sight-unseen. ;)
Deane Johnson
07-07-2003, 12:52 PM
Are you the same Dalvin that has a thread running in the Other forum about how to raise money for a religious organization you wish to start?
RandyC
07-07-2003, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by Deane Johnson
Are you the same Dalvin that has a thread running in the Other forum about how to raise money for a religious organization you wish to start?

Are you suggesting his credibility is being stretched here?

:)
Deane Johnson
07-07-2003, 01:09 PM
Well, it sort of sounds like it could be an interesting religion.
Jackskeleton
07-07-2003, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by JoeyOhhhh
Apparently Dalvin met her in this thread: http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=300628

;)

Looks like someone got owned. :p
jw2299
07-07-2003, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by Jackskeleton
Looks like someone got owned. :p

:lol:
Buckaroo Banzai
07-09-2003, 02:31 AM
This thread is hilarious. As soon as I read some of the replies I could hardly stop laughing. More Please!

Ian

Looks like someone got owned. HA!
Face/Off
07-09-2003, 02:40 AM
Well, when you're married to a porn star, sometimes they home bring co-stars to have threesomes and orgies with. But usually they just bring home STDs.
al_bundy
07-09-2003, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by Dalvin
It just would seem to be the perfect life. Are there any "average joes" who are married to any porn stars that you know of?
I sometimes wish my girlfriend would get involved in the industry. It's always been a fetish to see her with 2 men at the same time

I bet it's every man's dream to have a wife that screws around on them with more men than you find in a gay club.

And just wait until you have kids and other kids in school find out that mommy is a crack whore. I bet parent teacher conferences will be intersting.

Personally I prefer a woman with at least a tiny bit of self respect for herself.
Josh-da-man
07-09-2003, 09:14 PM
what is it like to be married to a Porn Star?

Sticky.
mookiemeister
07-09-2003, 09:47 PM
I think I can guess what it would be like to be married to a porn star... lots of sex... hot and steamy sex!
Shades30
07-09-2003, 10:32 PM
I would say it blows
Scorpio
07-10-2003, 11:10 PM
You want to end up like William H. Macy in Boogie Nights?
jaeufraser
07-12-2003, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by mookiemeister
I think I can guess what it would be like to be married to a porn star... lots of sex... hot and steamy sex!

Yup, that's exactly what it'd be like to be married to a porn star. Not only would there be lots of sex, but more than likely you wouldn't even be there for most of it! Oh, what a joyous marriage!
al_bundy
07-12-2003, 10:52 PM
Anyone remember the Belladonna/ABC news interview thread? She is so wacked out that she is on drugs and spaces out whenever she has sex on camera.

I think I want her to be my wife and bear my children.