Do you use kitchen items in the bedroom?

[Coupon_Queen]

And if so, what? For instance, I have been known to bring whipped cream, ice, chocolate syrup and even Alka Seltzer into the bedroom. Of course, you have to make sure the Alka Seltzer is not the cold medicine version! ;) Anyway, I was wondering what all you folks bring into the bedroom for your extracurricular activities. What makes bed time even more fun for you?

Christina

[MJKTool]

Definetly a blender

[Deftones]

I'm all about the spatula to spank my bitch's ass!

[So_Cal_SAHM]

Why bring them into the bedroom when you can just have sex in the kitchen :lol:

[Coupon_Queen]

Originally posted by So_Cal_SAHM
Why bring them into the bedroom when you can just have sex in the kitchen :lol:


Very cute, So Cal. :lol: I was just looking for what others do...maybe a few ideas, you know? ;)

Christina

[WillieTheShakes]

Baster

[Bushdog]

Originally posted by WillieTheShakes
Baster :mad: took my post

[RandyC]

Are you talking about with another person?

[darkflounder]

The wife is into ice cubes. I'm ready to install an ice maker in the bedroom.

[Frankenlola]

http://www.kitchenemporium.com/kitchenemporium/images/kreb2120.jpg

[bigsoos]

So_Cal and Coupon_Queen hook up :drool:

[Lastblade]

Chopsticks and a kitchen aid

[devilshalo]

Someone's looking for the Aunt Jemima treatment?

[Coupon_Queen]

Originally posted by RandyC
Are you talking about with another person?

RandyC....you are still alive? The fire did not get you? I am very glad to see you! Anyway, this thread could be about when you are alone or with someone else. I know some people like using oil even when they are alone. I will say that I only use the items I listed when I am with someone else. So what do you use Randy?

Christina

[So_Cal_SAHM]

Originally posted by darkflounder
The wife is into ice cubes. I'm ready to install an ice maker in the bedroom.

Ice cubes are a lot of fun! Other than that we are not into getting messy with food.

Oh, but I do have one fantasy that involves food. I would like to fill the bathtub up with jello and have some fun in it. I know I'm weird :D

[WillieTheShakes]

Originally posted by Bushdog
:mad: took my post

Dirty minds think alike?

[Coupon_Queen]

Originally posted by So_Cal_SAHM
Ice cubes are a lot of fun! Other than that we are not into getting messy with food.

Oh, but I do have one fantasy that involves food. I would like to fill the bathtub up with jello and have some fun in it. I know I'm weird :D

I do not think that is weird...sounds fun to me!


Christina

[Face/Off]

The George Foreman Grill... definitely! :)

[ChiTownAbs, Inc]

:lol: Remember this forum is part of Other :lol:

[Josh-da-man]

Alka Seltzer?

I'm almost afraid to ask...

[Coupon_Queen]

Originally posted by Josh-da-man
Alka Seltzer?

I'm almost afraid to ask...

Oh come on, don't tell me you have never used it. If you haven't, you really need to.

Christina

[So_Cal_SAHM]

Okay I will admit I have never used it.......so if you want please explain. If I like it I might need to add it to my bag of tricks.

[Giantrobo]

Kitchen items? Bahhh!

for the woman who has everything...and still can't get enough (http://www.pneumen.de/)

[Coupon_Queen]

Originally posted by So_Cal_SAHM
Okay I will admit I have never used it.......so if you want please explain. If I like it I might need to add it to my bag of tricks.

Here is the deal. I once dated this man who asked if I trusted him. I said yes and he blindfolded me. He took out a pack of Alka Seltzer and broke a tablet in half. He inserted it in my p***y. It kind of fizzed and felt good. The trick to this is first of all not tro use a full tablet.....you will be dripping for quite a while afterwards. Also, do not use the cold type for the flu because that will dry you out. It is very cool, you should try it.

Christina

[So_Cal_SAHM]

Thanks Christina......I had a feeling that's what you were going to say. Sounds like fun and I will be adding it to my list now!

[Giantrobo]

It would seem the gases would rupture something in there. :eek:

[kantonburg]

We've used the usual whipped cream and chocolate syrup.

Not so sure she would go for Alka Seltzer though. Sounds interesting.

[Giantrobo]

I actually like "natural human flavors"

[Coupon_Queen]

Originally posted by So_Cal_SAHM
Thanks Christina......I had a feeling that's what you were going to say. Sounds like fun and I will be adding it to my list now!

You are welcome, sweetie. Let me know if you try it and how you like it! ;)

Christina

[Coupon_Queen]

Originally posted by Giantrobo
I actually like "natural human flavors"

Giantrobo.......natural can be nice, but it is fun to add a little something extra sometimes. And you may like natural, but perhaps the ladies will be down there for a little extra time if you bring chocolate into the bedroom! :drool: I know I'd hit it!!! ;)

Christina

[kantonburg]

Originally posted by Coupon_Queen
the ladies will be down there for a little extra time if you bring chocolate into the bedroom! :drool: I know I'd hit it!!! ;)

Christina


Nutella (ha no pun intended) is always fun and it's not as messy as Hershey's ;)

[Giantrobo]

Originally posted by Coupon_Queen
Giantrobo.......natural can be nice, but it is fun to add a little something extra sometimes. And you may like natural, but perhaps the ladies will be down there for a little extra time if you bring chocolate into the bedroom! :drool: I know I'd hit it!!! ;)

Christina

I'm not putting your "kink factor" down CQ.

[So_Cal_SAHM]

I think we need to bring the Nutella over to the teabagging discussion :lol:

[kantonburg]

Nutella & Sex

Like many other foodstuffs, Nutella is an excellent addition to the lovemaking toolbox. Chocolate is well-known to produce the same chemical effect on the brain that sexual activity does, so linking the two things together seems a good idea, doesn't it? Sex burns over 4 calories per minute (apparently) so it gives you another excuse to have some Nutella.

At the most basic level, warming a jar of Nutella a little before making available at the side of the bed is a good idea. During foreplay, dipping a finger into the jar and then offering it to your partner is quite exciting. A variation might be to dip fresh strawberries into the spread before offering them.

Nutella seems that little bit more delicious when licked from the body of your partner. Apply to the nipples or a certain erected appendage for a bit of sweet pleasure. Nutella is great for masking the taste of certain "emissions", for those who don't appreciate them.

From a nutella's fan website jessey.net

[Coupon_Queen]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by kantonburg
[B]Nutella & Sex

Like many other foodstuffs, Nutella is an excellent addition to the lovemaking toolbox. Chocolate is well-known to produce the same chemical effect on the brain that sexual activity does, so linking the two things together seems a good idea, doesn't it? Sex burns over 4 calories per minute (apparently) so it gives you another excuse to have some Nutella.



I just don't like Nutella! My 3 year old son tried it and got sick! I don't like it either. Sad thing is that I got four free jars (yeah, with coupons) Never did get rid of all of them. One lonely unopened jar sits at the back of my cupboard! I much prefer chocolate syrup. Yum, yum!

Christina

[Coupon_Queen]

Originally posted by So_Cal_SAHM
I think we need to bring the Nutella over to the teabagging discussion :lol:

So Cal, they are scared enough as it is and now you are adding Nutella to teabagging? ;)

Christina

[Coupon_Queen]

Originally posted by Giantrobo
I'm not putting your "kink factor" down CQ.

I know you aren't putting it down. I just didn't want you to dismiss it before you considered all the possibilities. Don't want you missing out on anything. ;)

Christina

[Sugared00]

Originally posted by So_Cal_SAHM
Thanks Christina......I had a feeling that's what you were going to say. Sounds like fun and I will be adding it to my list now!
Wouldn't Alka Seltzer change the pH of the vaginal environment making it more susceptible to vaginal infections and contribute to infertility?

[Coupon_Queen]

Originally posted by Sugared00
Wouldn't Alka Seltzer change the pH of the vaginal environment making it more susceptible to vaginal infections and contribute to infertility?

I have not heard this. I have done it many times and I had no problem what-so-ever getting pregnant with my two little ones. I never had a vaginal infection either. You can get infections just wearing tight jeans!

Christina