What's in Kirk's Hand??

[Giantrobo]

http://juiskers.com/kirk.jpg

[Coupon_Queen]

Do you actually want to know what is in his hand or do you want us to caption that photo!?!?!? ;)

Spock: Captain, it is illogical that you could actually use something of such size.

Dr. Bones : Damn it, Jim, I can't make it fit I am only a doctor.

Scotty : Captain, I could make that work for you if you let me go at warp speed.

Captain Kirk: This will go where no man has gone before....in the last hour.

Christina

[Giantrobo]

Coupon_Queen < - :eek: :lol:

[Former User]

Better start with these...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3228099999

[MJKTool]

I'm kinda worried that you know about that link X

[Giantrobo]

Originally posted by X
Better start with these...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3228099999


:eek:

[victant]

:lol:

[Josh-da-man]

It's a still from the lost episode titled "Spock's Prick."

The plot of the episode revolved around a group of women in Go-go costumes who stole Mr. Spock's penis, and Captain Kirk and the Enterprise crew had to get it back.

Unable to pass the network's restricitve censorship codes, parts of the episode were re-shot and the title was changed to "Spock's Brain."

You can occasionally find bootlegs of the original cut at conventions, but expect to pay an arm and a leg for it.

[borisdisco]

http://www.lunaticlounge.com/treklove/

[custom001]

http://htomc.dns2go.com/anim/anim/spock.gif

[seven]

Originally posted by Giantrobo
http://juiskers.com/kirk.jpg

The Captain's Log?

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[AGuyNamedMike]

Kirk: Fill me up, Scotty!

[cultshock]

Originally posted by X
Better start with these...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3228099999

:lol:
So now we know what that guy buys with all the money he makes selling crayons.

[einTier]

Kirk: I swear, if that green alien bitch says 'harder' or 'deeper' one more time....

[tenaciousdave]

A link to buy used butt plugs? Why do I always find out about the good auctions too late :(

[tenaciousdave]

Found this in that guys feedback ;)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10867&item=3614491535

I shudder to think what this is for...

[mikewendt]

Self-expanitory isn't it...

It's a huge co*k!

[mikehunt]

KKKKKKHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

[McHawkson]

[Michael Stivic sits in the chair watching Star Trek on the TV. Archie walked in, hang up his hat and coat.]

Archie: Meathead, get out of my chair!!

[Michael jumped out of the chair, Archie sat down and watch the TV]

http://juiskers.com/kirk.jpg

Archie: Geez, what's the hell is he holding? It looks like d-- [Archie stopped]

Michael: What's matter? Can't you say "dick?"

Archie: [surprised] What did you said?!?

Michael: Come on, why can't you say that word?

[Ethel raced out of the kitchen]

Ethel: Archie, you're home!

Archie: :rolleyes: Yeah, I'm home. I came home and Meathead said "d-mmmm."

Ethel: "D-mmm?" :hscratch:

Michael: Dick.

Archie: Meathead, dummy up!

Michael: Ma, he couldn't say that word.

Ethel: Of course, he can. He has a best friend name Dick.

Archie: Stifle it! :mad:

Ethel: [continues] He always talk about Dick, Dick this, Dick that.

Archie: :mad:STIFLE! STIFLE! STIFLE!:mad: Damn, dingbat!

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Umm, I think I'm being brainwashed by All in the Family Season DVD.

[Gunshy]

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Felatio: a fellow
of infinite jism, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on my back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my rim gorges at
it." (Kirk doth Shakeyspeare)

-Gunshy

[ViewAskewbian]

Originally posted by custom001
http://htomc.dns2go.com/anim/anim/spock.gif

Do you smell what The Spock is cookin'?

[Buford T Pusser]

"I want to go where no man has gone before".

[caipirina]

:)

How do people find those pics ... or is that a photoshop job ???

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by caipirina
:)

How do people find those pics ... or is that a hand job ???

Sexual innuendo fixed.