Escort experience?

[jarsim]

Anyone have any experience with escorts? I've heard the horror stories (being hustled), cash-n-dash, etc., escorts showing up who are different than in the pictures, and such. I'm also a little paranoid about being busted by an undercover cop. Are cops after escort patrons? I also don't want to end up spending a lot of money for a escort who ends up refusing to do anything. Is the risk of all the above even worth the trouble?

Any advice would be appreciated, thanks!

[Face/Off]

If you're that worried about it, go to strip clubs that have "bonus activities" in back rooms. Or go to Vegas.

[So_Cal_SAHM]

From all the "advice" I have seen these guys give you could get a almost free piece of ass if you visit your local bar and get a girl drunk. Cheaper than an escort and the chances of her being a cop are probably pretty small.

But if your looking for a "professional" I would suggest the brothel type establishments in Nevada.

[renaldow]

Originally posted by Face/Off
Or go to Vegas.

Definitely wouldn't suggest that! Vegas is the capital of rip offs and switched pictures in ads.

[JimRochester]

If the woman shows up and you don't like her looks, don't let her in. Don't discuss anything money or sex related until you see some skin. Don't pay her the full amount until all the services have been provided. That should cover most of your concerns

[Frankenlola]

http://www.kbb.com/VehicleJPegs/BSFOESC971.JPG

Mine is a '97 with almost 100k miles on it. I really wouldn't say it was a rip-off, because I bought it used. My Escort is different than the picture, because mine is red, but I really don't see that as being a big deal. I don't know if cops are after Escorts, I have not been pulled over in mine. I doubt they have to worry much about high speed chases.

Hope this helps, and enjoy your new car...

[mikewendt]

If you're into pros or strip clubs w/action take a trip to Montreal... As one of the bouncers up there put it... "Disneyland for your hands!"

[costanza187]

Yea I had one... I traded it off when it had about 33000 miles...actually it was a pretty good car. I was just afraid of becoming roadkill in it, too darned small!

[Kube]

"cash and dash" what's that? You pay them and they leave without providing a service?

[jarsim]

Originally posted by Kube
"cash and dash" what's that? You pay them and they leave without providing a service?

http://www.southwestattractions.com/importantinfo.htm

[mikewendt]

Originally posted by Kube
"cash and dash" what's that? You pay them and they leave without providing a service?

That's what it sounds like to me...

That's way I always answer the door with a growling rotweiler... He can run faster then them. :lol:

[JimRochester]

Sometimes there is the extra cash for the finish. They'll start then halfway through, ask for more money to finish. I've heard about that in Vegas.

[Turd Ferguson]

Originally posted by JimRochester
Sometimes there is the extra cash for the finish. They'll start then halfway through, ask for more money to finish. I've heard about that in Vegas.

Right when she looks up to ask for more money to finish is when I fire the yogurt cannon in her face.

[bluntman72]

find a site that reviews them, I dont know where you live but try www.aspd.net they will be able to help you pick a girl who will not screw you over.

There are usually some good agencies in most towns but you need to do research so you dont get hustled. but it will cost you around 300-400 an hour for a decent escort.

[draggoon01]

Originally posted by bluntman72
they will be able to help you pick a girl who will not screw you over.


whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. am i missing something here? i thought this was the whole point? :)