Would You Turn Down a BJ?

[NCMojo]

Would you turn down a blowjob for any reason?

How about if it was from an ugly woman, or a fat woman, or a crippled woman? What if it was from an older woman, or a teenage girl? How about if it was from someone you only wanted to have as a friend?

What if it was a friend's wife or girlfriend? What if you were in a commited relationship and it was a come-on from another woman?

Let's not count homosexual offers, which will only confuse the issue. Let's just look at it this way: you're there, she drops to her knees, unzips your pants... do you stop her? And under what circumstances?

[neiname]

I have standards

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by NCMojo
What if you were in a commited relationship and it was a come-on from another woman?

I would get caught. All BJs performed by the GF or anonymous hookers in strange places. No exceptions.

[POWERBOMB]

I once heard about a club in California which had different size holes in the wall. A person would pay $$$ to a doorman and he would then stick his "member" through the hole of his choosing and recieve a bj. The patron would never know who (or what) was giving him the bj from the other side.

Barring that senario(?), I would turn down a bj from my definition of an unattractive female.

[Darren Garrison]

Called a "glory hole", I believe.

[POWERBOMB]

Yeah, it's a really strange story and thinking back, only ex-military guys seem to be the ones telling the story.

[NCMojo]

"Because on Wednesday, it's your turn in the barrel."

[speedy1961]

absolutely. I have standards that I adhere to in these matters.

[stanky McFart]

I have no standards, so of course not...Just remember there is no such thing as an ugly chick when she is giving you a bj!!!!

[kicker_of_elves]

Originally posted by stanky McFart
I have no standards, so of course not...Just remember there is no such thing as an ugly chick when she is giving you a bj!!!!

I agree unless shes got the worse teeth in the world then count me out..

(on a side note: 250th Post! whoo hoo)

[Crocker Jarmen]

I once had to turn down an offer for oral gratification, because I suspected the girl making it, who was very attractive, was also suffering from some kind of mental problem.

[joshd2012]

If the girl had some mad sores around her mouth, yeah, I think I would skip that offer.

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by Crocker Jarmen
I once had to turn down an offer for oral gratification, because I suspected the girl making it, who was very attractive, was also suffering from some kind of mental problem.

If I had those kind of standards Id still be a virgin.

[flyingdragon]

A retarded chick that looks good and willing to give a BJ? My standards aren't that high.

[PixyJunket]

Originally posted by joltaddict
If I had those kind of standards Id still be a virgin. :lol::up:

[Crocker Jarmen]

Originally posted by flyingdragon
A retarded chick that looks good and willing to give a BJ? My standards aren't that high.

Not retarded, but delusional, like she may have been schizophrentic. She suffered from hullicinations, bad grasp on reality, thought she saw demons. I couldn't exploit someone like that.

And besides, maybe it was a safety move too. What if once I got it in her mouth she started to think that a snake was trying to climb into her throat? Could have gotten ugly.

[POWERBOMB]

But if she had multiple personalities, you might get 3 or more bj's from a "variety" of girls.

[bill_n_opus]

Originally posted by NCMojo
"Because on Wednesday, it's your turn in the barrel."

*giggle*

Ahahahahahahahaha.

[boston george]

Would you turn down a blowjob for any reason?
Never. Even from a tranny. And I've been fooled before.

[icondude]

If she had a cold sore I'd definately turn down an offer for a BJ, and so should you.

[Giantrobo]

Currently I'm finding handjobs from chicks more enjoyable...If she wants to take it in face or in the mouth when I cum I won't stop her.

Plus with a "handy", you can still have a conversation about the weather.

[AGuyNamedMike]

Originally posted by boston george
Never. Even from a tranny. And I've been fooled before.

Studly!



Now that I am happily married, I would have to turn down all offers except those from my wife, or her designated representative. When I was single I tried to live my life following the advice of a wise old man I worked with as a teenager. His name was Owen, and we cleaned and waxed the floor of the Safeway I worked at on the night shift. One night as we sat eating lunch we were discussing women at the store and who was hot/not. He looked me in the eye and said, "Michael, don't never turn nuthin' down but your shirt collar."

[TeeSeeJay]

I've done it before, I'd do it again. There are certain things (and people) you just don't do.

[gkar]

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Stay away from the sores on the mouth thing. Other than that, never a problem!
Just don't get one in your locale. Rumors fly like the wind.
And Crocker J,(I believe it was you that brought it up) can you say "Fatal Attraction?" Good call.

[BigPete]

Yes, I have shut several women down.

[shizawn]

I would and have.

[chente]

I have turned down serious offers from underage girls. Besides being morally shaky, there are some serious potential ramifications if she were to modify her version of willingness, etc.

[nazz]

I did on several occasions in my single days. Pretty much any skank at the bar was willing but they were just too.....well.....skanky.

Now days I'm married and would turn down any and all offers.

[immortal_zeus]

You crazy bastards who have no standards would be willing to let this person suck on your stick?

http://letterman.iscool.com/may/5-3a.jpg

:yack:

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[AGuyNamedMike]

Originally posted by immortal_zeus
You crazy bastards who have no standards would be willing to let this person suck on your stick?

http://letterman.iscool.com/may/5-3a.jpg

:yack:

http://www.ameritech.net/users/dvdtalk/rome.gif

Yep, many times I have been perusing the paper and read what this insane c#nt has said and thought to myself, "That f#@king bi7@#! She can suck my di@#!"

[POWERBOMB]

I wonder if I can print out an 8 x 10 of just her face and cut out her teeth for a little BJ action.

[Geofferson]

Since I'm in a relationship, I can honestly say I would not want anyone else to do it but her. So yes, I'd turn it down.

[mookiemeister]

I would never have sex with someone I don't know very well and don't have that special feeling for. So I would definitely turn down all BJ proposals unless its from my SO.

[JimRochester]

Only if I suspected Herpes or something. As far as looks go, how bad could the top of her head look? :hump:

[Mitsurugi]

I won't turn a bj down. If shes not all that great looking, then I'll just turn the lights off. Which I have done before.

[LivingINClip]

Every head looks better bobbin up and down in the dark...So, I guess I have no standards.

[bothanspy]

Some woman propositioned me in Little Italy. I half considered it until she smiled and I realized that she had no teeth.

Now I am of the mind that a toothless BJ would be phenomenal!!!

[johnglass]

Originally posted by LivingINClip
Every head looks better bobbin up and down in the dark...So, I guess I have no standards.

And every face looks better with a pair of balls hanging from the chin. :D

[Toasted | Edge]

hmmmm ... braces, fangs .. tourets

[nycdude]

Originally posted by POWERBOMB
But if she had multiple personalities, you might get 3 or more bj's from a "variety" of girls.

ROTFLMAO

[MJKTool]

Nope....

except if it were given by

1.) A dude
2.) Granny
3.) A disease ridden mouth