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FlashStash

07-31-2003, 09:08 AM

Just one more reason to be jealous of us :D

FS

Gay men and women winners at foreplay
Gay.com UK
Wednesday 30 July, 2003 17:31 | More from this date | Today's headlines

Gay men and women spend more time on foreplay than their straight counterparts, according to a new survey.

The report, from lingerie providers Beau Blue, found that gay couples spend on average of 25 minutes more on foreplay than the national average, making them the better lovers.

In the survey, released to coincide with National Foreplay Day, straight men came out as flops in the bedroom, with 8% failing to recognise what foreplay is, mistaking it for a type of sport, a computer game and even an item of clothing.

Regionally, Scottish men and women have come out on top at spending the most amount of time on foreplay, with 60% spending 45 minutes or more on foreplay. The English came a close second, averaging 34 minutes on foreplay.

In comparison, the Welsh wouldn’t spend more than 10 minutes on foreplay.

And despite arguably having the sexiest accent, the Irish failed to spend more than 4 minutes on foreplay, marking themselves as damp squibs in comparison.

This is the first National Foreplay Day, which will be followed by National Orgasm Day tomorrow.

huzefa

07-31-2003, 09:10 AM

And this is supposed to make straight people more tolerant? ;)

Y2K Falcon

07-31-2003, 09:11 AM

Originally posted by FlashStash
...average of 25 minutes more on foreplay
...45 minutes or more on foreplay.
...34 minutes on foreplay.
-eek-

A week? A month????

Man, where do they get that kinda time?

FlashStash

07-31-2003, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by huzefa
And this is supposed to make straight people more tolerant? ;)

No, but it is an incentive when I'm recruiting straights to change sides :D Just 3 more 'til I get my toaster oven!

FS

Y2K Falcon

07-31-2003, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by huzefa
And this is supposed to make straight people more tolerant? ;)
On the downside for me, the extended foreplay would be with...

...another guy. :yack:

If I wanted to be with a guy, I'd just masturbate.

NOTE: Just portraying the typical semi-phobic counterpoint, FS. ;)

kvrdave

07-31-2003, 09:14 AM

My guess is that if the equipment doesn't line up, you do what you can with what you've got -wink-

Hiro11

07-31-2003, 09:23 AM

How can you compare foreplay "statistics" between gay and straight sex? That's like comparing football statistics to water polo statistics.

schlitz100

07-31-2003, 09:39 AM

i may be naive but what else do gay women do that wouldn't be considered foreplay? Isn't there whole thing (trying to keep clean) basically what is considered foreplay?

LiquidSky

07-31-2003, 09:39 AM

Originally posted by Y2K Falcon
On the downside for me, the extended foreplay would be with...
...another guy. :yack:

Funny, that is how I feel about sex with a female :)

joeblow69

07-31-2003, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by schlitz100
i may be naive but what else do gay women do that wouldn't be considered foreplay? Isn't there whole thing (trying to keep clean) basically what is considered foreplay?

I take it you've never seen Chasing Amy?

Dead

07-31-2003, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by Hiro11
How can you compare foreplay "statistics" between gay and straight sex? That's like comparing football statistics to water polo statistics.

I was thinking something along the same lines. How does a member of each group define foreplay? Is oral sex participating in foreplay or participating in sex? Would members of each group see various acts as falling into the same category... heck, would members within each group?

Bandoman

07-31-2003, 09:55 AM

There's a National Foreplay Day?

I think this makes us all winners.

marty888

07-31-2003, 09:58 AM

"This is the first National Foreplay Day, which will be followed by National Orgasm Day tomorrow."

Do I have to wait until tomorrow?????

Y2K Falcon

07-31-2003, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by Bandoman
There's a National Foreplay Day?
You should really go to the Hallmark Store more frequently...

http://www.hallmark.com/Website/Images/Site/Homepage/hallmark_logo.gif

tygloalex

07-31-2003, 10:07 AM

eXcentris

07-31-2003, 10:14 AM

Originally posted by Bandoman
There's a National Foreplay Day?

Which gays probably invented so they could then brag about stuff like this. :)

Regionally, Scottish men and women have come out on top at spending the most amount of time on foreplay, with 60% spending 45 minutes or more on foreplay.

Scottish men wear skirts. Need I say more? :)

Numanoid

07-31-2003, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by kvrdave
My guess is that if the equipment doesn't line up, you do what you can with what you've got -wink-

I'm no rocket scientist, but it seems to me that their equipment lines up quite nicely (gay men, that is).

Scot1458

07-31-2003, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by eXcentris
Which gays probably invented so they could then brag about stuff like this. :)

[b]

Scottish men wear skirts. Need I say more? :)

It's called a Kilt..get it right.

adamblast

07-31-2003, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by FlashStash
Just 3 more 'til I get my toaster oven!Damn you! I'm still trying to earn my first XXXplorer badge! :D

elektra

07-31-2003, 11:10 AM

45 minutes? Okay, where's Sean Connery????? ;)

Bushdog

07-31-2003, 11:10 AM

Gay guys are still guys. I have my suspicions about what that foreplay involves -- chugging a beer, watching some tv, talking off their clothes. . .:lol:

elektra

07-31-2003, 11:11 AM

Bushdog! I like you when you're naughty!

eXcentris

07-31-2003, 11:12 AM

I think you mean comparing their clothes. :)

kvrdave

07-31-2003, 11:18 AM

Originally posted by Numanoid
I'm no rocket scientist, but it seems to me that their equipment lines up quite nicely (gay men, that is).

Don't build a rocket.

NCMojo

07-31-2003, 11:30 AM

Dave -- think congo line, or (God forbid)... the Bunny Hop.

Brain Stew

07-31-2003, 11:36 AM

Originally posted by Bushdog
Gay guys are still guys. I have my suspicions about what that foreplay involves -- drinking a nice white wine, watching E!, talking off their clothing and placing in the bag to go to the dry cleaners to be pressed and cleaned. . .:lol:

Edited for correctness :).

Nazgul

07-31-2003, 11:54 AM

Originally posted by Brain Stew
Edited for correctness :).

rotfl

Rypro 525

07-31-2003, 12:47 PM

Originally posted by FlashStash
Just one more reason to be jealous of us :D

FS
In the survey, released to coincide with National Foreplay Day, straight men came out as flops in the bedroom, with 8% failing to recognise what foreplay is, mistaking it for a type of sport, a computer game and even an item of clothing.

rotfl

PerpleNerple

07-31-2003, 12:52 PM

Well, since statistics are rigged, IMHO, this survey was probably done by gays.

If they are true statistics (whatever that may be), I feel sorry for all the women out there. I take care of my woman when it comes to the bedroom. I'll stay down there as long as she lets me, sometimes it's 5 min. others it's an hour. Depends on her.

But then again, look at it this way:
Straights are better at getting their partners off quicker, we could just clock this all up to gays lameness in bed. ;)

Lastblade

07-31-2003, 01:12 PM

Another fine example of utterly useless statistics.

Giantrobo

07-31-2003, 02:53 PM

If gay men understood how -AWESOME- Vagina is like straight me do then they would be in a hurry to get into it too.

More foreplay for Gay men just means they're delaying getting nailed in or nailing a colon :lol:

Brain Stew

07-31-2003, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by Giantrobo
If gay men understood how -AWESOME- Vagina is like straight me do then they would be in a hurry to get into it too.

More foreplay for Gay men just means they're delaying getting nailed in or nailing a colon :lol:

No comment :rolleyes:

Giantrobo

07-31-2003, 03:01 PM

Originally posted by Brain Stew
No comment :rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

good no one asked you for one.

adamblast

07-31-2003, 04:11 PM

Giantrobo

08-04-2003, 03:01 PM

Originally posted by adamblast
Yeesh. You've got a positive talent for making *all* sex sound repulsive!! :D

:lol:

sex -is- gross...when you think about it.

but who think s about it ;)

LiquidSky

08-06-2003, 07:20 AM

boston george

08-06-2003, 08:25 AM

Originally posted by LiquidSky

2. Not all gay me are into anal sex. I'm not.

Really? I thought that was the whole idea?

alarican

08-06-2003, 10:23 AM

Originally posted by FlashStash
No, but it is an incentive when I'm recruiting straights to change sides :D Just 3 more 'til I get my toaster oven!

FS

If you get some one to change sides....it just means that they were never Straight in the first place.

LiquidSky

08-06-2003, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by boston george
Really? I thought that was the whole idea?

Nope...that isn't the whole idea...at least not for me.

Giantrobo

08-06-2003, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by LiquidSky
1. No thanks, I'm not into Starkist :)

2. Not all gay me are into anal sex. I'm not.

1. ok fair enough..

2. You know what? I never thought about that. I guess I can relate to that because even as a straight male, most of the time I would rather go down on a girl than penetrate her. Seriously, tell me LS I would like to learn more.

LiquidSky

08-07-2003, 07:15 AM

Originally posted by Giantrobo

2. You know what? I never thought about that. I guess I can relate to that because even as a straight male, most of the time I would rather go down on a girl than penetrate her. Seriously, tell me LS I would like to learn more.

Giantrobo: Ok. You asked me and I'll tell you ;): I really enjoy kissing, touching of the body, nipple play, rubbing bodies together, mutual masturbation, oral (we are the same in that aspect :) ). As far as anal goes, I have never done it and don't have any interst in it. I'm all for anal stimulation with fingers, though....just not penetration.

Giantrobo

08-07-2003, 09:50 AM

Originally posted by LiquidSky
Giantrobo: Ok. You asked me and I'll tell you ;): I really enjoy kissing, touching of the body, nipple play, rubbing bodies together, mutual masturbation, oral (we are the same in that aspect :) ). As far as anal goes, I have never done it and don't have any interst in it. I'm all for anal stimulation with fingers, though....just not penetration.

I have learned something today.

Thanks for being open and honest with me LiquidSky. :up:

DrSteveWilliams

02-13-2008, 07:13 AM

Personally, I\'m more of a fast action man myself, a quickie in the office is my ideal turn on

LiquidSky

02-13-2008, 09:29 PM

Personally, I\'m more of a fast action man myself, a quickie in the office is my ideal turn on

I wouldn't be able to do that since I only have a cubicle. :D