Can you get pregnant from a BJ?

[vstreamguy]

I got a BJ from a girl last night. We did not have sex, however, I came over her body. After I came, she rubbed the cum over her body then proceded to masterbate. Can she get pregnant from this?

[joltaddict]

You should have told her to jump up and down afterwards.
Hope youre ready for fatherhood.

[DealMan]

Nope, once the semen hit her body all the sperm died from the force so you have nothing to worry about.

[Deftones]

Originally posted by DealMan
Nope, once the semen hit her body all the sperm died from the force so you have nothing to worry about.

I sincerely hope you are joking. :lol:

How long can sperm survive outside of the human body?
Sperm in the cervical mucus of a woman's vagina can survive for up to seven days. Without the cervical mucus to both nourish and protect the sperm, the sperm will die within one-half to four hours. Anyone who has touched semen should - wash and dry (or at least wipe off) before touching the vulva or vagina.

[vstreamguy]

Couple things to note: She just had her period this time last week.

Also, this was my 3rd cum for the night. (the other two were earlier in the night about 2 and 4 hours separated)

[Matthew Chmiel]

I thought sperm could only survive outside the human body for a matter of hours?

[joltaddict]

Buy a minivan and a car seat.

[Bushdog]

So are you going to marry her, or push for an abortion?

[Deftones]

Originally posted by vstreamguy
Couple things to note: She just had her period this time last week.

Also, this was my 3rd cum for the night. (the other two were earlier in the night about 2 and 4 hours separated)

If you are continuing to ask us rather than have her go to a doctor just be safe, I hope she is pregnant.

[Buford T Pusser]

Just hope it's not triplets. It's been known to happen on the third cum of the night. It has to do with the lubral viscosity.

One cum-one kid, two cum-two kids, three cum-three kids. I think you can do the math.

[Mr. Salty]

Originally posted by Bushdog
So are you going to marry her, or push for an abortion?

Don't forget the third option, which is adoption.

Denial used to be a good option, but now that we have DNA testing, that's out the window.

Oh, and there's always the "morning-after pill."

[criptik28]

Originally posted by vstreamguy
Couple things to note: She just had her period this time last week.

Also, this was my 3rd cum for the night. (the other two were earlier in the night about 2 and 4 hours separated)

Doesn't matter.

In all likelihood, the chance of her becoming pregnant is quite small. IIRC, sperm can survive for only minutes outside of the body PROVIDED the semen has dried up. If there's still enough fluid that hasn't evaporated/been absorbed yet, maybe a few hours.

[criptik28]

BTW, we should try to dispell this notion that (1) having sex during a female's period is effective contraception, and (2) after enough orgasms within a certain period, somehow the ejaculate will not contain sperm.

[criptik28]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
Just hope it's not triplets. It's been known to happen on the third cum of the night. It has to do with the lubral viscosity.

One cum-one kid, two cum-two kids, three cum-three kids. I think you can do the math.

rotfl

[ChiTownAbs, Inc]

pics?

[scottall]

Hopefully she's not pregnant, but she sounds like a keeper (as long as she is sexy). It destroys the vision somewhat if she is a fat sow rubbing cum all over herself.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by scottall
Hopefully she's not pregnant, but she sounds like a keeper (as long as she is sexy). It destroys the vision somewhat if she is a fat sow rubbing cum all over herself.

if so, please ignore ChiTownAbs request. :o

[DAC]

That's why you have to get her to swallow. That way she can't run it in and risk pregnancy

[jw2299]

Originally posted by vstreamguy
Couple things to note: She just had her period this time last week.


She did? Oh man, you're hosed. :( Sorry.

[Bandoman]

Did she have her fingers crossed? 'Cause she can't get pregnant if she had her fingers crossed.

[devilshalo]

rotfl

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by BandoButters
Did she have her legs crossed? 'Cause she can't get pregnant if she had her legs crossed.

[devilshalo]

I bet this girl's skin is soft like a puppy's belly. :p

[Phuzbox]

Chances are your evil seeds where crushed to death when she gave them the rub down. -eek-

[Giantrobo]

Originally posted by ChiTownAbs, Inc.
pics?

:up:

But only the chick rubbing spunk all over her body and then rubbing her pearl....

[costanza187]

Edited to:


Nevermind... Im not even gonna say it.

[emanon]

Originally posted by vstreamguy
Can you get pregnant from a BJ?

Nope. You can rest assured that I could receive a BJ every hour, on the hour, for the rest of my life, and never get pregnant. May suffer some major chafing after the first day or so, but no prego.

[Heat]

Originally posted by Giantrobo
:up:

But only the chick rubbing spunk all over her body and then rubbing her pearl.... Good point. If you want us to tell you if she is pregnant or not, we need to see some pics of what happened. It's in the name of science, afterall.

[Bushdog]

Originally posted by scottall
Hopefully she's not pregnant, but she sounds like a keeper (as long as she is sexy). It destroys the vision somewhat if she is a fat sow rubbing cum all over herself. lol

[MasterCXtreme]

In all seriousness... Even if you splurge all over her twat, she won't blimp up. The juice has to enter the cave.

[TomOpus]

Originally posted by vstreamguy
...Also, this was my 3rd cum for the night. (the other two were earlier in the night about 2 and 4 hours separated) Damn.... does the "v" in your user name stand for "viagra"? ;)

[costanza187]

To answer the original question.

http://www.epinions.com/images/opti/3b/21/219787-resized200.jpg

[Saxofonix]

This thread has all the markings of becoming a DVD Talk Classic.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by MasterCXtreme
In all seriousness... Even if you splurge all over her twat, she won't blimp up. The juice has to enter the cave.

What are you trying to tell us? Is this some sort of secret agent copulation code verbiage?

[DealMan]

Can you get pregnant from a BJ?

Billy Joel? I think he's just as capable as the next guy. What a weird question.

[Braddok]

Sounds like she has a sticky situation to me

[grip]

wait....it was your third attempt ....and you didn't stick the landing during that time......

Something smells a bit fishy....is your girlfriend named hoover?

[CheapBastid]

If she swallows your Oyster Juice quickly it could get to the uterus and she could get pregnant, but in your situation the likelihood goes up as she got your Pecker Snot on her skin. If your Scrotum Dew got onto her Gunt and she was actually rubbing it around then dermal osmosis can take place and your Bone Slime could actually get to the other side of the uterine wall and you should prepare for fatherhood.

[IC_Freeze]

well the obvious quesiton here is why didn't you give her oral in return?

[obscurelabel]

Originally posted by vstreamguy
Re: Can you get pregnant from a BJ?

Ask Boris Becker (http://www.guardian.co.uk/health/story/0,3605,426590,00.html).

[criptik28]

Originally posted by CheapBastid
If she swallows your Oyster Juice quickly it could get to the uterus and she could get pregnant, but in your situation the likelihood goes up as she got your Pecker Snot on her skin. If your Scrotum Dew got onto her Gunt and she was actually rubbing it around then dermal osmosis can take place and your Bone Slime could actually get to the other side of the uterine wall and you should prepare for fatherhood.

rotfl rotfl

[mikehunt]

it was three time in over 4 hours, that's nothing
if it had been in 1 hour then I'd be suspicious

Originally posted by TomOpus
Damn.... does the "v" in your user name stand for "viagra"? ;)

[mikehunt]

it's probably theoretically possible if she pushed cum into herself while masturbating, but probably a really low chance
but if I had been in that situation, the quoted part would have sent me real close to orgasm #4 for the night

Originally posted by vstreamguy
she rubbed the cum over her body then proceded to masterbate.

[majordick]

see? this sort of thing is the very reason why we need to promote awareness for swallowing. its the only sure proof way.

[Roto]

But if she swallows doesn't the baby come out of her mouth? :eek:

[scroll2b]

:lol:

[tmy727]

No oral in return? And how did you allow her to masterbate by herself .... now that's no way to treat a girl.

Have you been watching "Gone in 60 Seconds?".

[Zedsed]

Fertilization

How does fertilization take place

During each month of the female sexual cycle, there is a cycle increase and decrease of FSH and LH.

Pre-ovulatory Phase:
The pre-ovulatory phase is the time between menstruation and ovulation. During the first few days after the beginning of menstruation, concentrations of FSH & LH increase several fold. These hormones cause accelerated growth of 6-12 primary follicles each month. When under the influence of FSH, the group of follicles continue to grow and secrete estrogen. One dominant follicle becomes mature graafian follicle i.e. continues to increase it’s estrogen production under the influence of increasing level of LH. Small amounts of progesterone are produced by the mature follicle a day or two before ovulation.

Ovulatory Phase:
Estrogens liberated stimulate repair of endometrium and thicken it. New ovulation occurs on the 14th day i.e. there is rupture of mature graafian follicle. Post ovulatory is the period between ovulation and next menses. A single ovum is expelled from an ovarian follicle into the abdominal cavity in the middle of each monthly cycle. This ovum then passes through one of the fallopian tubes into the uterus and if it is fertilized by a sperm, it implants in the uterus where it develops into a fetus.

Menstrual Phase:
If fertilization does not take place, this ovum gets released in the mentrual phase. During the menstrual phase, follicles in each ovary begin to enlarge. Menstrual flow from the uterus consist of 50-150ml blood, tissue fluid, epithelial cells derived from endometrium.


When is fertilization and pregnancy most likely to occur?

Fertilization of an egg can only occur if you have intercourse around the time of ovulation, the so-called ’fertile phase’ of the cycle. If you are ovulating, this takes place l4 days before the onset of a period. This is a reasonably predictable event if you have a regular cycle but may be very unpredictable if you have a very erratic cycle.


What is necessary in order for pregnancy to occur

Ovulation is essential;
Intercourse must take place during the fertile phase of the cycle;
Your partner’s sperm count must be adequate to ensure that a sufficient number actually reach the egg;
The mucus in the cervix must not be unfavorable and/or hostile to the sperm;
There must not be any mechanical barrier preventing fertilization from taking place, such as blocked fallopian tubes or adhesions around the ovaries preventing the egg from gaining access to the tube and sperm.

[MJKTool]

Oh come on!

[Zedsed]

Originally posted by MJKTool
Oh come on!

Sorry. I deleted it.

Everyone's always wanting pics, but that was a bit much, even for here. :yack:

[MJKTool]

Originally posted by Zedsed
Sorry. I deleted it.

Everyone's always wanting pics, but that was a bit much, even for here. :yack:

Now if anyone wants THAT pic...there's a problem imo :D

[mikehunt]

what did I miss with the pic?

[MJKTool]

white panties and blood. nuff said.

[PixyJunket]

Aunt Flo. :lol:

[Bandoman]

We need an update. How's the kid? Must be about 2 y.o. by now.

[Canadian Bacon]

We need an update. How's the kid? Must be about 2 y.o. by now.
and was it a vaginal or mouth birth?

[xage]

We need an update. How's the kid? Must be about 2 y.o. by now.

LOL!...

[Buford T Pusser]

Closure!

[Giantrobo]

Still waiting for pics. :(

[DrRingDing]

She probably took a shower, since I've heard that it prevents pregnancy...

Wait, no, sorry. <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4879822.stm" target="_showerinpreventsHIV">That's HIV</a>.

[boogieman03]

rotfl rotfl rotfl (to the entire thread)

[Mrs. Danger]

Just be careful about anal sex. That's where little lawyers come from.

[Buford T Pusser]

Are you saying that Bandoman was a result of back door buggery? :eek:

[Dan1boy]

Greatest Thread Evar !!!1!!!1

[Bandoman]

Just be careful about anal sex. That's where little lawyers come from.


:lol:

I mean - :mad: