Masturbating Before a Date: Yay or Nay?

[Crocker Jarmen]

I'm sure we're all familar with the 'Loaded Gun' speech from There's Something About Mary, but I'm not sure I buy that.

My thinking is that by discharging a load before going out with a lady, my body is going to be satisfied that I made the daily effort to procreate, and will take a nap from any effort to help enhance my attractability.

If I know I'm going out with someone on Friday, I want to start being chaste on Monday. Maybe my pent up semen will help throw my pheremones into over drive, making me even more irresistable.

Anyone else practise this? Or am I just asking for trouble?

[Suprmallet]

Nay. Unless you're like Jason Biggs in American Pie, you should be able to do okay without masturbating beforehand. And even if you can't, is it that hard to get another erection?

[thelwig14]

Always before a first date. I need to be clear of mind.

[DRG]

Just do it discretely under the table during dinner.

[Suprmallet]

Originally posted by thelwig14
Always before a first date. I need to be clear of mind.

Does masturbating actually stop you from thinking about sex? Something must be wrong with me, if that's the case.

[BigPete]

It all depends if I dare give her the John Holmes wad or not.

[Matthew Chmiel]

Originally posted by Suprmallet
Does masturbating actually stop you from thinking about sex? Something must be wrong with me, if that's the case.
Yes. Masturbating at least cures me for a solid thirty minutes. ;)

[Suprmallet]

Originally posted by Matthew Chmiel
Yes. Masturbating at least cures me for a solid thirty minutes. ;)

So, in other words, by the time you sit down for a meal...BOOOOING!

[ClemsonDevil]

The important thing is to be sure to drink plenty of pineapple juice days before the date. Females say it makes the semen taste sweeter.

[PorkChopExpress]

Really? I'll have to try that! Drink plenty of pineapple juice, I mean.

[Crocker Jarmen]

Originally posted by PorkChopExpress
Really? I'll have to try that! Drink plenty of pineapple juice, I mean.

Eh... I don't taste much of a difference.

[PixyJunket]

Originally posted by DRG
Just do it discretely under the table during dinner. :up:

[charlie bucket]

two words...



Pearl necklace

:eek:

[majordick]

Originally posted by charlie bucket
two words...



Pearl necklace

:eek:

LOL! its nice to give her jewelery on a first date.

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by charlie bucket
two words...



Pearl necklace

:eek:

:lol:

[suziq999]

Nope, you need to follow the Tao of Steve. :D

[krkuhl]

not a masturbator before but usually after, especially if the date went well :lol: for me, masturbating doesnt really satiate my sexual desire but tends to make me think of sex more often.

for me, the only protection i have from going too far too fast is what i learned from jerry mcguire--dont shave. sadly, this method has failed me several times and i just usually apologize for the exfoliation :(

[Roto]

Originally posted by krkuhl
not a masturbator before but usually after, especially if the date went well :lol: for me, masturbating doesnt really satiate my sexual desire but tends to make me think of sex more often.
pssst...the only reason to do it before is to prevent a serving of hasty pudding. The question for women would be if they had to masturbate after sex. :(

[Fok]

Before a first date, then you'll be all relaxed. A girl probably go for you if you're all tense and stuff.

[Buford T Pusser]

I have never discharged before a date. Why deprive the lady of a full load of my spunky man juice?

[ChiTownAbs, Inc]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
I have never discharged before a date. Why deprive the lady of a full load of my spunky man juice?

Is Mrs. Pusser okay with you dating?

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Bandoman
Is Mrs. Pusser okay with you dating?

This from the guy that thinks threesomes are nice, but four and fivesomes are better? Hmmmm.

[tenaciousdave]

I normally try to masturbate on my date...

I guess I'm weird.