Are you packin' heat?

[Abranut]

Inspired by all the threads in the other forum about height, age, weight, shoe size, etc...I've decided to ask about the most important measurement of all for us guys.

The cock.

Is it up to snuff? Are you packing a monster or a pee-wee? Do girls (or boys) giggle or gasp when your dick is revealed?

I'll make this a poll(pole), so people can have some anonymity.

[Buford T Pusser]

Looks like the anonymity thing is working and people are being relatively honest.

No one has chosen the HORSE SCHLONG option.

[chente]

I have a rock hard 3 inch penis thank you very much.

[Buford T Pusser]

Some people are so insecure they have to brag/boast about their size. :o

[crankyman]

small penis and a two-pump-chump.

glad i'm married.

[JimRochester]

Most have called it bigger than average and one even the biggest she'd seen, but you never when they are saying that just to get things going.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by crankyman
small penis and a two-pump-chump.

glad i'm married.

Mrs. Cranky sounds so lucky. :p

[crankyman]

i'm also balding and overweight.

what a catch!

[Buford T Pusser]

by any chance are you cranky too? And might you openly lust after other women in front of the old ball and chain? Do you call her your "old lady"?

[crankyman]

hmmm. it's like you know me from somewhere....

[Feneant]

It's not pornstar big, but others have told me it's big <---- I hope you dont mean guys at the gym when you say this....

[crankyman]

yeah...but in america, it would only be 72% as big.

[TomOpus]

It's might be 2 inches.... but it's an angry 2 inches :eyebrow:

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by TomOpus
It's might be 2 inches.... but it's an angry 2 inches :eyebrow:


sounds like a spitter.

[TomOpus]

:lol:

[ClemsonDevil]

I'd like to say it's able to start earthquakes when it hits the floor... Wouldn't that be funny to hear on the news. But alas, it's only a regular 5.5-6 inches depending on turn-on factor.

[Giantrobo]

I'm an average size. :(

Watching porn has made me hate my dick. :(

Just once in life I would like to hear a girl say: "Damn! I couldn't walk the next day"


My Father's dick was huge. :( :mad: I walked in when his robe was open once. :down:

[Suprmallet]

I've never measured or compared. I don't care how big it is, just that it works and satisfies the other party/parties involved.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Giantrobo
I'm an average size. :(

Watching porn has made me hate my dick. :(

Just once in life I would like to hear a girl say: "Damn! I couldn't walk the next day"

Sit on her legs.

[SuperNova]

Well...

I've been told certain things that brought a smile to my face, but I suppose the old motto is really all that matters. "It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it." When you understand where certain nerve endings are, and that all women are different regarding what is most enjoyable for the one you are with, then the overall experience shouldn’t matter about the size of a penis.

…But it doesn’t hurt to have a big one. :p

[krkuhl]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
Sit on her legs.

thanks. i just spit mandarin jello on my screen :mad:


seriously, out of all the guys i have seen naked, it is the ones who DONT make comments about their penis sizes that tend to be the biggest. when i tell them they have a nice size or they are big, they are always like, "no, i'm just normal sized."

it is the ones who either claim to be slightly bigger than normal or big that are actually normal sized or even smaller. and yes, although extremes either way makes sex baaaad, size isnt the most important thing. and different strokes for different folks. some of us girls like the girthy (thats girthy not girlie) men, some of us like long men, and some of us just like men!

[chente]

Six inches foward, five inches back!!!! I've got a motherfucking ANGRY INCH!!!

[Abranut]

Originally posted by chente
I have a rock hard 3 inch penis thank you very much.

Six inches foward, five inches back!!!! I've got a motherfucking ANGRY INCH!!!

So which is it, Hedwig?

[chente]

1 inch flaccid
3 inches when in rock hard state.

Thank you very much.

[Applejack]

This is the internet. Every male who uses the internet has a huge penis.

This is to go with their supermodel hot girlfriend(s), sports car, 6 figure a year executive job and supreme fighting skills.

:)

[costanza]

Originally posted by Applejack
This is the internet. Every male who uses the internet has a huge penis.

This is to go with their supermodel hot girlfriend(s), sports car, 6 figure a year executive job and supreme fighting skills.

:)



with as much penis enlarging spam floating around out here in internetland, there's no excuse to have a small penis anymore.

[boredsilly]

Originally posted by Giantrobo

Watching porn has made me hate my dick. :(


:lol: You ain't lying. While I don't hate mine, it's impossible for normal dudes to live up to that standard. I think plenty of dudes have rockets of 8 inches or so, but how many are walking around with 11-13"? But when you have that kind of machinery you practically need a porn starlet to be able to take it (and even they seem to have trouble with em).

[ClemsonDevil]

If you have 11-13", isn't it mandatory to be involved in porn? Hell, if I had 8-9" I would have been making porns on my 18th birthday! Wait... let me clarify that and say "paid for making porns".

[Braddok]

The last woman who saw me nude said, "But your feet are so big"

I know what people say, "It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean."

Well it takes a long time to get to China in a rowboat.

:(

[WhoGirl]

Didn't anybody watch 'Rescue Me' this week? ;) What about the girth? Hmmmm?

[waporvare]

I'm hung like a horsefly.

[suziq999]

For all you guys who hate your dick, just to let you know-anything more than 6" isn't getting near me. Big dicks are not all that. FYI.

[Heat]

It's not porn star big, but it's definately larger than normal.

For comparison's sake, one girl I went out with for a short while told me that she had fucked over 50 guys, she told me that it was the third larges one she'd seen. Every other girl I've slept with made some comment about how large it was, etc.

Before you think that a big dick is all fun and games, I can remember several girls who couldn't handle it and had to quit after just a few minutes, not to mention haveing very sore girlfriends the first few times.

[Abranut]

How ironic that Heat is the first one to admit to packin' heat.

[ClemsonDevil]

Heat, would you give Heather from ideepthroat.com trouble? That is the truest test for size.

[madcougar]

A funny thing about girth... I've never actually taken a measuring tape to it girth wise, but I know it's about 6 1/12" erect. The problem I have is that I have so much girth, it makes the damn thing look smaller than it is. Kinda like a dumpy, short, fat guy.

[Gyno Rhino]

Yeh. They call me "coke can".

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by madcougar
A funny thing about girth... I've never actually taken a measuring tape to it girth wise, but I know it's about 6 1/12" erect. The problem I have is that I have so much girth, it makes the damn thing look smaller than it is. Kinda like a dumpy, short, fat guy.


Never used a tape measure but you know the size to one twelfth of an inch? :hscratch:

[Quake1028]

If average is 5.5", I'm above average, but I'm no porn star.

[madcougar]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
Never used a tape measure but you know the size to one twelfth of an inch? :hscratch:

Never thought to measure the GIRTH with a measuring tape. Hell I'm in my 30s now. I haven't measured it in about 15 years as it is. And it was 6 and a half (1/2) inches. I don't type well. But I do have one fat cock!

[whitetigeress]

Originally posted by suziq999
For all you guys who hate your dick, just to let you know-anything more than 6" isn't getting near me. Big dicks are not all that. FYI.

:up:

[Get Me Coffee]

Originally posted by Giantrobo

My Father's dick was huge. :( :mad: I walked in when his robe was open once. :down:

Nothing is more depressing than that!!! I feel your pain! DAMN YOU DAD!!!!

[Giantrobo]

Originally posted by suziq999
For all you guys who hate your dick, just to let you know-anything more than 6" isn't getting near me. Big dicks are not all that. FYI.


Yeah yeah chicks say that, but when you get to know them and you run across their Dildo hiding place the dildos ARE ALWAYS 12+ inches long with a girth like the thick end of a baseball bat.

The 6 inch and below dildos are nowhere to be found. Then you have sex with her and she digs it, but when you use one of her huge dildos on her she goes Nuckin' Futs like it was the 1st time she had sex. Very few men can compete with them. :lol: :(

:confused:


don't get me wrong, I appreciate the attempt to make self hating dick owners feel better. :)

[DonnachaOne]

Not really.

[Get Me Coffee]

http://www.cutebabe.hpg.ig.com.br/PH/Special/fantasy08/originalimages/j14.jpg

After seeing this pic at Rip I was sad :( That dude is blessed!

[Buford T Pusser]

But he'll never truly get deepthroated. Unless he kills a woman first.


Woman impaled by big dick. News at 11.

[Get Me Coffee]

rotfl

True!

Deep throating a 3 inch dick is like sucking down on a Slurpee strew...anyone can do it.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Get Me Coffee
rotfl

True!

Deep throating a 3 inch dick is like sucking down on a Slurpee strew...anyone can do it.

Yep. Even Get Me Coffee can deep throat a 3 inch dick!

:lol:

[Get Me Coffee]

:lol:

Hey, hey, hey

YOU CAN DO IT!

http://www.shelterpub.com/_fitness/_marathon/mar_cov-640H.jpg

[Bandoman]

<---- still waiting for name change to "Enormous Genitals".

[Da Thrilla]

To answer your question...No. :( :p

[suziq999]

Originally posted by Giantrobo
Yeah yeah chicks say that, but when you get to know them and you run across their Dildo hiding place the dildos ARE ALWAYS 12+ inches long with a girth like the thick end of a baseball bat.

The 6 inch and below dildos are nowhere to be found. Then you have sex with her and she digs it, but when you use one of her huge dildos on her she goes Nuckin' Futs like it was the 1st time she had sex. Very few men can compete with them. :lol: :(

:confused:


don't get me wrong, I appreciate the attempt to make self hating dick owners feel better. :)

Alright, maybe I'm missing out on some uterus popping bliss but my 6" (around there) boyfriend bottoms out on me. And that pic is enough for me to catch teh gay. Not really. But close.

[sarafina]

My ex was about 7 inches (never measured) and there were some positions we were not able to do , it was too deep and was hurting me. Even doggystyle I couldn't bare! (now it's my favorite position!!)

So I'd rather have a husband with a normal penis so you can do it in any position you feel like trying !
6 inches is my best, it fits just perfectly to my body more than that, hurts... so don't worry guys not all girl likes big dicks.

[Get Me Coffee]

I'm sleeping good tonight! Thanks! My 6 incher had done well for its self.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
Yep. Even Get Me Coffee can deep throat a 3 inch dick!

:lol:


BTW, feel free to use that as a sig. :D

[Roto]

Originally posted by Giantrobo

My Father's dick was huge. :( :mad: I walked in when his robe was open once. :down:
How old were you? On Loveline Adam used to tell Dr. Drew that he needs to "chub up" a little and have his kids accidentally see him naked before they get too old. So then they will have it forever etched in their minds that their dad is enormously hung because everything looks bigger when you're a kid rotfl

[Giantrobo]

Originally posted by Roto
How old were you? On Loveline Adam used to tell Dr. Drew that he needs to "chub up" a little and have his kids accidentally see him naked before they get too old. So then they will have it forever etched in their minds that their dad is enormously hung because everything looks bigger when you're a kid rotfl


I was a pre-teen or teen. I can't remember the age because the image pushed all other info out of my brain. :mad:

No, my Father's dick was huge....period.

[Get Me Coffee]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
BTW, feel free to use that as a sig. :D

:lol:

[chente]

Ol' Tuna Can, they call me.

[Buford T Pusser]

I've heard Adam say that on the Man Show too.

[bmello]

Originally posted by Giantrobo
Just once in life I would like to hear a girl say: "Damn! I couldn't walk the next day"


Try banging a skinny chick for a change.

[skeeterbug]

surprised nobody has brought up the "shower" vs "grower" issue. some guys start out smaller than others - even if they end up in the same place... ;-)

i'm probably like the average guy - a little bigger than average... -lol- no, seriously... -lol-

i'm definitely a grower, though. i'm not gonna impress the babes in a cold shower, that's for sure!

[Get Me Coffee]

:up: I hear ya with that!

[Giantrobo]

Originally posted by bmello
Try banging a skinny chick for a change.


[black chick] You don' know me! You can't talk to me like that bitch![/black chick]

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