My BLOWJOB Story

[MADE]

Two nights ago, I called up this hot broad, and went over to her place. I took off my shoes to give my feet some fresh air, then pulled down my pants, and she sucked me off like there was no tomorrow. After I came down her throat, I pulled out my cock, and said "Alright, I'm outta here." - She said "Wait, I gave you head, what about me?".. I stared straight into her eyes, then slapped her, and shook my head. I then pulled up my pants, tied my shoes, and got the fuck out of there.

Last night, she called me up, and invited me over to her place. I went over, took off my shoes to give my feet some fresh air, then pulled down my pants, and she started to suck my wong dong schlong as if she hadn't sucked one in ages... After I came down her throat, she pulled up my pants, tucked my cock in, then she tied my shoes after putting them on, and then she proceeded to open the door for me, so I can go home, and as I left she said "Thank you." - This is when I stared her straight in the eyes, then slapped her, and walked away as I shooked my head.

[Bandoman]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

[MADE]

what the fuck is that?

[Bandoman]

exactly

[Frankenlola]

Roger that over,

Sierra Tango Foxtrot Uniform...

[bigsoos]

riiiiight

[Bandoman]

Originally posted by jon-w9
Roger that over,

Sierra Tango Foxtrot Uniform...

rotfl

[bigsoos]

MADE said "hot broad" b/c her A/C was out

[happycamper]

So how did you feel once you woke up?

[hotaru_san]

I hope he washed his sheets

[Abranut]

Shaggy?

[kenny79]

Originally posted by happycamper
So how did you feel once you woke up?
Both of his face cheeks hurt, for some weird reason ...

[kmcrowl]

This was posted on Howard Sterns board today to.

[happycamper]

He probably woke up when his mom slapped him and told him to go back to his own room.

[costanza]

way to keep that pimp hand strong Made. g's up ho's down playa.

[IMRICKJAMES]

I think this just is what it is, a STORY

[MJKTool]

Originally posted by IMRICKJAMES
I think this just is what it is, a STORY

NO!!! :eek:

[jw2299]

rotfl

That was funny.

[WhoGirl]

Now, when you say 'slapped her' do you mean a bitch-slap to the face, or was it a Roscoe? I'm picturing Chappelles' 'Rick James' bitchslap, and that's pretty funny. But a Roscoe would just boost the hilarity by tenfold.

[Vryce]

When I read that post.. I instantly thought.

"Dear Penthouse

I never thought it would happen to me.. but this one evening..."

[Demontooth]

Originally posted by Abranut
Shaggy?

BWARGH! Make it stop!!

[zuffy]

Fuck that. No pimp daddy should go to the ho's place. Why didn't the ho go to your crib? Oh I know why, mommy says "NO HOs ARE ALLOWED IN MY HOUSE!"

[mraor]

translation key:

Hot Broad = Male cell mate
Her = he

Thanks for your time.

[Crocker Jarmen]

I'm surprised the middle word in the thread title hasn't been changed to another two-syllable word starting with 'B'.

[sdk]

All righty then.

[mikehunt]

the chair is against the wall

[Applejack]

This kinda stuff never happens to me.

What is it with people on the internet with their incredible sex lives, tons of money, great jobs, awesome cars and houses and adventurous, cool lives.

I just don't know what's wrong with me :(

[madcougar]

Wow this lady (http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=385941) made it into two threads in one day. What are the odds?

[ElementZ]

Now thats GANGSTA!!!

[Giantrobo]

I'll bet she looked hot like this.... (http://www.cic.org.ar/galeria/080304_185315.jpg)

[smirnoff]

thats nasty LOL,

Now I must send it to all my friends hahaha.

And I was getting ready to watch some porn too. meh.

[costanza]

Originally posted by Giantrobo
I'll bet she looked hot like this.... (http://www.cic.org.ar/galeria/080304_185315.jpg)

that may be the most disturbing thing i've ever seen robo, thanks.:)

[waporvare]

Die robo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My eyes, my eyes!!!!!!

[BizRodian]

Wow, blowjob in all caps... that means it's a good one!

[costanza]

Originally posted by BizRodian
Wow, blowjob in all caps... that means it's a good one!


"like there's no tomorrow." because we all know, that if the world were to end tomorrow all girls would want to do is suck cock today.

[Roto]

Originally posted by costanza
that may be the most disturbing thing i've ever seen robo, thanks.:)
The master of your domain contest is going to drag on forever now.

[costanza]

Originally posted by Roto
The master of your domain contest is going to drag on forever now.

those pics will kill any temptation that comes my way. if the contest goes on for too long though i'm going to have to print out a copy to carry around with me during my day to day activities. it may actually be burned into my brain though, i seriously just did the jim carrey gag thing.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Giantrobo
I'll bet she looked hot like this.... (http://www.cic.org.ar/galeria/080304_185315.jpg)


ATTENTION PHIL L!

[cultshock]

Oh christ, I'm not even clicking on that link. :lol:


Someone needs to kick the OP in the nuts. :rolleyes:

[Cool Kitten]

what the hell is "shooked"????? -rolleyes-

[Lethal Nemesis]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
ATTENTION PHIL L!
OMG

Fuck, I should have heeded that warning.

[RoyalTea]

Originally posted by Giantrobo
I'll bet she looked hot like this.... (http://www.cic.org.ar/galeria/080304_185315.jpg) Everytime I see a simple warning telling people not to click a particular link, I listen.

I wish this had a warning.

Oh, how I wish that had a warning.

[BlasTech Industries CEO]

Can someone please move time back 5 minutes so I can rethink looking at that image again.

For those that haven't clicked, think 'female george burns unclothed'

And don't think about clicking it.

-BlasTech

ps. the one shot from behind is kinda hot...

[Bushdog]

I am heeding the warning, all.

[costanza]

it truly is very very disturbing. i would recommend taking a gander anyway, just to see what all the hub-ub is about. but be warned, you will regret it.

[Cool Kitten]

blah. I bet she just needed the money. I feel bad for her.

[zuffy]

MY EYES MY EYES!!! Why fuck did I click on the link? :(

[Birrman54]

Originally posted by costanza
it truly is very very disturbing. i would recommend taking a gander anyway, just to see what all the hub-ub is about. but be warned, you will regret it.

that's the problem. Once someone tells you not to click a link. How can you NOT click it?

birrman54

[costanza]

Originally posted by Birrman54
that's the problem. Once someone tells you not to click a link. How can you NOT click it?

birrman54


one of us. one of us!

[Buford T Pusser]

http://freaks.cinephiles.net/images/freaks_cast_shot.jpg

[Bushdog]

Originally posted by costanza
it truly is very very disturbing. i would recommend taking a gander anyway, just to see what all the hub-ub is about. but be warned, you will regret it. Thankfully I've avoided looking.

[TomOpus]

Same here... enough warnings to me to stay the hell out. :)

[costanza]

c'mon guys, she was probably really hot about 60 or 70 years ago.

[Cool Kitten]

she looks to be well in her 90's and very poor judging from the look of the room. Whoever took those pics is a sick fuck. And she probably really needed whatever little they paid her.
The room looks like it's in Eastern Europe (perhaps Russia). The elderly there are beyond poor, and i'm not surprised that someone took advantage of it.

[criptik28]

So tempted to click, yet so wary...

[Giantrobo]

Buncha pusees alla uze. :lol:

[MADE]

Originally posted by zuffy
Fuck that. No pimp daddy should go to the ho's place. Why didn't the ho go to your crib? Oh I know why, mommy says "NO HOs ARE ALLOWED IN MY HOUSE!"

Pimps don't bring bitches over. Bitches aren't supposed to know where you live, son.

[Buford T Pusser]

I've alerted Phil L to the hotness that awaits him when he clicks on that link.

He should be here soon. Luckily he's not participating in the Master of My Domain thread. He would be out fosho!

His take on the Great Gramma photos is sure to be enlightening and informative.

[Phil L.]

Wow legwarmers are back huh?
Have not seen those since the early 80's.























The 1880's
:lol:

[Dr. DVD]

Why oh why did I click the link?

:yack:

Please God. Wipe my memory clean of the last five minutes!

[D.Pham00]

trobo = BANNED

[Kumar J]

This is 1 time ,I feel so lucky not even know what behind that link :)

[FinkPish]

MADE, you should go back to posting about what color Jonathan Brandis' hair was and that you emailed someone to make sure he was included in the Emmy ceremony tribute, and stop wasting space with stupid Howard Stern story rips.

[MADE]

You fucking dumb fuck, I'm the person who posted this at the Howard Stern bulletin board... and I posted it here too, so blow me dry.

[Brain Stew]

Originally posted by MADE
...so blow me dry.

I don't want you to smack me afterwards :(.

[Bandoman]

tsk tsk

Such hostlility.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by MADE
You fucking dumb fuck, I'm the person who posted this at the Howard Stern bulletin board... and I posted it here too, so blow me dry.


Did you put Waiting to be banned? under your name or did a mod do that?

[Buford T Pusser]

Cuz it reminds me of the catchphrase "self-fulfilling prophecy".

[MADE]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
Did you put Waiting to be banned? under your name or did a mod do that?

Waiting to be banned... Hm, I thought you could curse in the Adult section.... strange.

[Bandoman]

Cursing is fine. Personal attacks aren't.

[FinkPish]

Originally posted by MADE
You fucking dumb fuck, I'm the person who posted this at the Howard Stern bulletin board... and I posted it here too, so blow me dry.

Do 14 year olds get a lot of head these days? If so, then golf clap for you.

[Frankenlola]

Originally posted by FinkPish
Do 14 year olds get a lot of head these days? If so, then golf clap for you.

Golf clap?

http://www.chez.com/alaincine2/SheenC/CS89MenAtWork01.jpg