lap dance question

[jedigirl]

OK i have a little problem, my Bfs birthday is coming up and all he wants is to buy me a lap dance at someplace called dahlilas den. Not that I dont want to be a good gf but what exactly does a lap dance include for a girl. I am hoping assumming she would just dance naked around me as I dont think I can deal with her touching me. Thanks

[Spritle]

What I've seen in the past is the stripper rubbing her body all over the other girl and sometimes fondling her breasts. I don't know if this place has a 4 foot rule for lap dances. (They dance 4 feet away from you.) Practically all strippers LOVE to dance for other women. You could do that one time just to please your BF or you could make him an ultimatum. You ask your bf to go to a male strip club and buy him a dance. See how excited he is about that proposition. :hump:
It's up to you though. Who knows you might discover a wild side that you never knew was there. Let us know what happens.

[Holy Jackson]

lapdance = dancing in your lap, darlin'.

[Y2K Falcon]

Originally posted by jedigirl
...I dont think I can deal with her touching me. Thanks
Because then you might turn to the dark side? :confused:



Once you go lez, you never go back. ;)

[Graftenberg]

And don't forget to take pics! :up:

[JoeyOhhhh]

I'm guessing this is the one in jersey, in which case she'll be touching you, and you could get a little more action out of it.

[auto]

You're boyfriend is an idiot. Might as well buy the flannel and dock martins now.

[jedigirl]

Thanks for the quick replies. It is in jersey, and I do not think ill be getting one in the near future. Thanks again for the info.

[Roto]

Tell him you'll do it if he gets a lap dance from a male stripper :lol: From what I've seen on HBO, they go a lot further than the women! :eek:

[sataniko]

Originally posted by Graftenberg
And don't forget to take pics! :up:

:lol: :up:

[NoDAK]

Originally posted by Spritle
...I don't know if this place has a 4 foot rule for lap dances. (They dance 4 feet away from you.)...
Huh?! Where the hell is this policy at?

And, what would be the difference between a "4' lapdance" and just sitting & watching at the stage. :hscratch:

[Demontooth]

Originally posted by jedigirl
OK i have a little problem, my Bfs birthday is coming up and all he wants is to buy me a lap dance at someplace called dahlilas den. Not that I dont want to be a good gf but what exactly does a lap dance include for a girl. I am hoping assumming she would just dance naked around me as I dont think I can deal with her touching me. Thanks

I would just like to state that I am glad I didn't marry a prude like you.

[suziq999]

Poor girl. Agree to watch a porn with him or something instead. Or a blowjob a day for the next week. No way do I want some stripper in my face. Ew. There's a reason heterosexual women were invented, and getting lapdances from other chicks aint it. (end rant)

[Lateralus]

Originally posted by JoeyOhhhh
I'm guessing this is the one in jersey, in which case she'll be touching you, and you could get a little more action out of it.

dahlilas den is in Philly (If this is indeed the same one) and there is no touching in PA.
(unless you know where to go.) ;)

[Giantrobo]

I hear dancers really get into LD's for other chicks.

[So_Cal_SAHM]

I have had a lap dance performed on me by another woman in a club in Oregon. There was no touching allowed for either of us and to be honest I enjoyed it. It was nice to see how the other guys were REALLY enjoying it. :lol: I'm not afraid of women so I allowed myself to experience something new and I'm glad I did.

I will try something once and then determine if it's something I would like to continue to do. I try to be open minded when it comes to sexual situations.

[Max Bottomtime]

My best friend had his GF of five years do that for his birthday once. The stripper and his GF began fondling and kissing each other, which he loved. He has a deep fascination with lesbians. His GF left him for another guy a few weeks later. :-(

[Suprmallet]

Originally posted by Giantrobo
I hear dancers really get into LD's for other chicks.

Dancers like to buy laserdiscs for other women? :hscratch:

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by Lateralus
dahlilas den is in Philly (If this is indeed the same one) and there is no touching in PA.

Theres another one outside of AC.

[suziq999]

Originally posted by So_Cal_SAHM


I will try something once and then determine if it's something I would like to continue to do. I try to be open minded when it comes to sexual situations.

Lol, I can be openminded without some chicks bush shaking in my face. Some things you don't have to try to know you won't like. ;)

[spainlinx0]

Originally posted by joltaddict
Theres another one outside of AC.

I remember my friend telling us there was this "great" strip club, and we ended up driving to god knows where and it was this place. I had no idea it was all the way by AC. I'm in Bergen County.

[jgido759]

There is also one in Sayreville, NJ on Route 35.

[Giantrobo]

Originally posted by suziq999
Lol, I can be openminded without some chicks bush shaking in my face. Some things you don't have to try to know you won't like. ;)


HOMOPHOBE!!!!


;)

[CaptainMarvel]

Originally posted by suziq999
Lol, I can be openminded without some chicks bush shaking in my face. Some things you don't have to try to know you won't like. ;)

Not to be nit-picky (or maybe just a little), but isn't concluding that you won't like something without ever trying it the very antithesis of being open-minded?

I'm not trying to say anything's wrong with being close-minded. I'm close-minded on a lot of things, and I relish in it: skunks, taxes, etc. But if you have a "I won't like it and won't try it" attitude about a sexual issue, you are in fact sexually close-minded, at least to an extent.

[suziq999]

Originally posted by CaptainMarvel
Not to be nit-picky (or maybe just a little), but isn't concluding that you won't like something without ever trying it the very antithesis of being open-minded?

I'm not trying to say anything's wrong with being close-minded. I'm close-minded on a lot of things, and I relish in it: skunks, taxes, etc. But if you have a "I won't like it and won't try it" attitude about a sexual issue, you are in fact sexually close-minded, at least to an extent.

Do you know you don't like the taste of semen? Why don't you try some other guys?

Honestly, its not like I think other women are gross or anything, actually, I think the female form is beautiful and erotic and I don't mind pr0n or anything else - but women also have a very distinctive *scent* which is nauseating to me. Really, I don't even mind going to strip clubs but being up close and *personal* to another women is just kind of :yack: to me.

[CaptainMarvel]

Originally posted by suziq999
Do you know you don't like the taste of semen? Why don't you try some other guys?

No, I don't know I don't like the taste (although I highly suspect it). The reason I won't try some other guy's is because I'm fully aware that I'm close-minded on that issue. That's what I'm saying. I'm not pretending to be open-minded about it.

[joltaddict]

She got you there, CM. :lol:
Would you give a man a foot massage?

[suziq999]

Originally posted by CaptainMarvel
No, I don't know I don't like the taste (although I highly suspect it). The reason I won't try some other guy's is because I'm fully aware that I'm close-minded on that issue. That's what I'm saying. I'm not pretending to be open-minded about it.

Hey, I never said I'm the craziest kitten in the kennel. :) I just don't think a girl should be pressured to do something she seemingly doesn't want to just to satisfy a guy's fantasy. To some extent, of course, you should be open minded and try things to please your partner, but you can't get too far outside your own happy box.

[harpo787]

I think someone already pointed this out, but just to reiterate if it's already been said:

How can it be called a lapdance when it's 4 feet away? I mean...is the guy hung like a horse, and that's as close as she can manage? By the very combination of it's words, a lapdance happens to involve the customer's lap (and usually the dancer's too) and being damn close to, if not "all up in" the lap.

The only way I can imagine a 4' lap dance is different from watching the women on stage is that it's in a room, so it's a private dance where other patrons cannot spectate. If it's not even THAT, then it's not worth extra $$$.

4' minimum distance. shiiiiiiiiiiiit....in the "public" area of the strip joint I like to go to, I've had the dancer on the table less than a foot away from me. I like to grab the seat that's literally right against that stage. I sit with my back to that stage, and just lean back looking up. Often they will literally just hover right over my head. The dancers seem to enjoy the unique POV that I'm taking. -wink-

[harpo787]

EDIT: pop quiz hot shots! What "famous" person is receiving the lapdance? Note the quotes around famous here...and try not to look at what site it's from...although that's ok...it would just be a hint as opposed to who it is....

This IS adult forum, right? Where's the mandatory pics? Hell, where's the mandatory "pics" post?

An illustration of a lapdance (although this appears to be bachelor party related, as it looks like this guy's on stage):

http://www.hperik.com/lapdance2.jpg

It's Howard Stern wackpacker "High Pitch Eric"! I honestly had NO idea....but now I must say that odds are it's NOT bachelor party related...it's just someone riding on Stern's fame. I wonder if they had him miked up so the crowd could hear.....rotfl

[Roto]

Originally posted by harpo787

4' minimum distance. shiiiiiiiiiiiit....in the "public" area of the strip joint I like to go to, I've had the dancer on the table less than a foot away from me. I like to grab the seat that's literally right against that stage. I sit with my back to that stage, and just lean back looking up. Often they will literally just hover right over my head. The dancers seem to enjoy the unique POV that I'm taking. -wink-
I think they just find you amusing with your big smile, blonde curly locks and that horn you're always honking.

[harpo787]

Aww come on, you know that the chicks just love the look in my eyes:

http://www.geocities.com/~jbenz/harpo2sm.gif


Seriously...you know that the ladies love the "psycho peepers":

http://us.ent2.yimg.com/musicfinder.yahoo.com/images/yahoo/epic/tenaciousd/0302_tenacious_d_a.jpg

[bmello]

Originally posted by suziq999
Lol, I can be openminded without some chicks bush shaking in my face.

Strippers have bush?

[harpo787]

Originally posted by bmello
Strippers have bush?

They certainly can, although I'd hardly call it a "bush"...more like a pubic mohawk (funny...I typed "public mohawk" and corrected it, but in their job case, it IS a public mohawk!)

NOTE: amazing how I can't seem to find a good picture example of a pubic mohawk. I will update this post if I find one....I type in "puss*" and I get lots of cats. I put in "vagina" and I get lots about the Monologues....what the fuck!?!?

[Verbal Gorilla]

Originally posted by harpo787
EDIT: pop quiz hot shots! What "famous" person is receiving the lapdance? Note the quotes around famous here...and try not to look at what site it's from...although that's ok...it would just be a hint as opposed to who it is....


Crackhead Bob?

Edit: Nevermind. I just read the rest of you post. Maybe I am the crackhead?! highpitch eric is whom I was thinking of anyway....

[spainlinx0]

Originally posted by jgido759
There is also one in Sayreville, NJ on Route 35.

That must have been the one then.