What's the Kinkiest Thing You've Done? [Archive]

FatHead316

09-29-2004, 08:55 AM

I gave myself, what I like to call, the "Reverse Stranger".

I took some numming agent, any will do, and put it on my penis. I then let it set in, and numb it real good. I then jerked off.

It gave me the sensation of jerking someone else off. MUCH better then giving myself "The Stranger"

:D

Nick Danger

09-29-2004, 09:25 AM

Hey, Kube, do you have anything to contribute, or are you just looking for wanking material?

costanza

09-29-2004, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by BlasTech Industries CEO
I'll go one further than you costanza, I kissed a girl twice!

you are my new god

Mankal

09-29-2004, 11:17 AM

Originally posted by Nick Danger
Hey, Kube, do you have anything to contribute, or are you just looking for wanking material?

My thoughts EXACTLY -rolleyes-

schlitz100

09-29-2004, 11:21 AM

Originally posted by Nick Danger
Hey, Kube, do you have anything to contribute, or are you just looking for wanking material?
History tells me it's the later. Or he's a penthouse forums writer with writer's block:

http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=384887
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=351222
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=255932
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=254463
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=229715
http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=216361

TheHistorian

09-29-2004, 04:26 PM

This one time, at band camp...

Suprmallet

09-29-2004, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by WhoGirl
I'm really not that kinky.

http://horrortalk.com/smilies/bananastill.gif

TomOpus

09-29-2004, 06:44 PM

Not sure if you would consider these 'kinky' but take your pick:

1) Sex on the beach
2) Receiving bj in a car next to a busy road
3) 2 guys w/1 woman (men had a "no-cross zone") :)
4) 2 women/2 men (see above, but the women liked to play) :D
5) Sex in a pool during party
6) Sex in a classroom right after her middle school class left

chente

09-29-2004, 07:24 PM

Painted my fingernails and then rubbed one out. So hot.

Giantrobo

09-29-2004, 07:27 PM

Recently a friend of mine was over and she said she had to pee. I asked her to pee in my just emptied 7 Eleven slurpy cup. After some begging from me, she said ok. She already in her panties so she dropped them, turned away from me, and I watched her halfway fill the cup while I sat on my couch.

I was totally turned on. :up:

:D-other-:D

Suprmallet

09-29-2004, 07:36 PM

Man, everytime I ask a woman to pee in my recently emptied 7-11 slurpy cup, I always get slapped. :mad:

crankyman

09-29-2004, 07:58 PM

good thing she didn't have to shit or you'd have to run out for a banana split.

SuperNova

09-29-2004, 08:01 PM

...well one time I was in a crowded movie theater sitting in front of an old couple and my girlfriend went down on me...

I don't know what was more embarrassing, what she was doing or the big stain I noticed on my pants once the lights went up... :x

Buford T Pusser

09-29-2004, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by Suprmallet
Man, everytime I ask a woman to pee in my recently emptied 7-11 slurpy cup, I always get slapped. :mad:

Maybe if you had the Super Big Gulp size you would get some respect. -ohbfrank-

WhoGirl

09-29-2004, 08:17 PM

Originally posted by Suprmallet
Man, everytime I ask a woman to pee in my recently emptied 7-11 slurpy cup, I always get slapped. :mad:

You have to say "please." -ohbfrank- Courtesy: Learn it.

"Would you please piss in this slurpy cup?"
"What a nice, polite, young man! Of course I will. **zip** Halfway good enough?"

Suprmallet

09-29-2004, 08:28 PM

Originally posted by WhoGirl
Courtesy: Learn it.

Learn it please. -ohbfrank-

WhoGirl

09-29-2004, 08:40 PM

Originally posted by Suprmallet
Learn it please. -ohbfrank-

Hey, could you please go outside and play "Hide and Go Fuck Yourself?" Thanks!! :)

Suprmallet

09-29-2004, 08:42 PM

Originally posted by WhoGirl
Hey, could you please go outside and play "Hide and Go Fuck Yourself?" Thanks!! :)

I will, but only if you pee in this recently emptied 7-11 slurpie cup. Please?

kicker_of_elves

09-29-2004, 09:12 PM

At least take her to dinner before asking for her pee juice.

Suprmallet

09-29-2004, 09:39 PM

Originally posted by kicker_of_elves
At least take her to dinner before asking for her pee juice.

Actually, I've already taken her out to dinner. :)

Mano

09-30-2004, 01:05 AM

Originally posted by Suprmallet
http://horrortalk.com/smilies/bananastill.gif

rotfl:lol:rotfl
Suprmallet you made me spit my beer all over my keyboard.

custom001

09-30-2004, 02:08 AM

Originally posted by mano365
rotfl:lol:rotfl
Suprmallet you made me spit my beer all over my keyboard.

:lol:
agreed. could we pleeeeease add this smiley?

Giantrobo

10-01-2004, 03:50 AM

I may or may not be bullshitting about the 7 Eleven pee pee show. Either way I guess none of U fuggers could top my story. :lol:

Suprmallet

10-01-2004, 04:18 AM

Well, if we're making up stories, I sodomized the Pope. :p

costanza

10-01-2004, 04:35 AM

Suprmallet says forget about the priests and goes straight to the top for his revenge.;)

Suprmallet

10-01-2004, 04:43 AM

I had to go through all the priests, as well. It's all on video. "The World's Largest Catholic Gangbang 6."

Giantrobo

10-01-2004, 04:55 AM

Originally posted by Suprmallet
I had to go through all the priests, as well. It's all on video. "The World's Largest Catholic Gangbang 6."

uh, sorry. Sodomizing Catholics is pretty normal. :p

Suprmallet

10-01-2004, 04:59 AM

Shouldn't that be "Being sodomized by Catholics is normal"? And even then, only if you're a small boy. This is the clergy we're talking about, after all.

Buford T Pusser

10-01-2004, 06:46 AM

"He who fucks nuns later joins the church."

Joe Strummer

costanza

10-01-2004, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by Suprmallet
I had to go through all the priests, as well. It's all on video. "The World's Largest Catholic Gangbang 6."

can you throw some nun on nun action in there too so that they can put this in the straight section at the porno shop? i'd hate to have to wander into the sexual ghetto.

SPiRAL

10-02-2004, 10:12 PM

Originally posted by Giantrobo
Recently a friend of mine was over and she said she had to pee. I asked her to pee in my just emptied 7 Eleven slurpy cup. After some begging from me, she said ok. She already in her panties so she dropped them, turned away from me, and I watched her halfway fill the cup while I sat on my couch.

I was totally turned on. :up:

:D-other-:D

Funny thing is, the correct spelling : SLURPEE

Suprmallet

10-03-2004, 02:13 AM

Originally posted by costanza
can you throw some nun on nun action in there too so that they can put this in the straight section at the porno shop? i'd hate to have to wander into the sexual ghetto.

Well, hopefully art will have his way and this will be considered straight porn in the future.

10-03-2004, 02:23 AM

Mine are tame:

1) Sex all over the place: beach, classroom, office, other people's office, gazebo, churches, ocean, best friend's parent's bed (very drunk), library, commons room, video/media room, etc.

2) I have dated a few girls who were really into some odd fetishes, the oddest was choking...and I wasn't into that...so that was a no go, but some of the others were interesting.

3) Had sex with a few different g/f's in their old catholic school uniforms. (And one made up catholic school girl uniform from halloween)

-pedagogue

nazz

10-03-2004, 03:51 AM

Had sex in a high floor room in a nice hotel. I worked her over to the window from the bed and had her up against it from behind.

We were heavy into it and looking down at the daytime traffic and pedestrians when I realised there was a group of people across the street on a balcony across from us watching intently.

She didn't notice them and I kept pumping away and pressing her up against the window. When we finished we got quite an ovation with clapping and whistling.

twikoff

10-03-2004, 06:52 AM

Originally posted by TomOpus

6) Sex in a classroom right after her middle school class left

:eek:

you're lucky the teacher didn't walk in!

;)

TomOpus

10-03-2004, 08:22 AM

Originally posted by twikoff
:eek:

you're lucky the teacher didn't walk in!

;) :lol:

You just reminded me that we had a 20-30 minute window to "have our fun" before the school janitor showed up to empty the trash.

twikoff

10-03-2004, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by TomOpus
:lol:

You just reminded me that we had a 20-30 minute window to "have our fun" before the school janitor showed up to empty the trash.

and you just reminded me of a high quality movie i watched once

but in the movie.. the janitor did walk in
and he wasnt really surprised
hell, he even joined in and everyone was cool with it

Giantrobo

10-03-2004, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by SPiRAL
Funny thing is, the correct spelling : SLURPEE

shut up bitch! I spelled "pee" right and that's all that matters. ;)

TomOpus

10-03-2004, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by twikoff
and you just reminded me of a high quality movie i watched once

but in the movie.. the janitor did walk in
and he wasnt really surprised
hell, he even joined in and everyone was cool with it :D

Wag

10-05-2004, 04:09 PM

My kinkiest thing happened in high school. Watching movies with my then-girl friend and her mom. Her mom was laying on the floor, with us on the couch. Her mom fell asleep. We started making out, with my gf on top of me. I pulled her up a little, so I could use the mouth on her breasts...but then I just keep going down...or rather she keeps going up. I pulled her sweats down, and pulled her up to sit on my face, and then I proceeded to eat her out....sitting fully on my face, sweats to her ankles, with her mom sleeping on the floor, facing us mind you, not 6 feet away.

brizz

10-05-2004, 04:21 PM

Uhm, that's not kinky. A little risky, but not kinky. No one here has really posted much of anything kinky, not that i'm about to start either ;)

Wag

10-05-2004, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by brizz
Uhm, that's not kinky. A little risky, but not kinky. No one here has really posted much of anything kinky, not that i'm about to start either ;)

Well soooooooooorry for not being the Kinkmeister!! hehehe

It might not have been too kinky, and was indeed risky, but it sure was fun! ;)

Giantrobo

10-05-2004, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by Wag
My kinkiest thing happened in high school. Watching movies with my then-girl friend and her mom. Her mom was laying on the floor, with us on the couch. Her mom fell asleep. We started making out, with my gf on top of me. I pulled her up a little, so I could use the mouth on her breasts...but then I just keep going down...or rather she keeps going up. I pulled her sweats down, and pulled her up to sit on my face, and then I proceeded to eat her out....sitting fully on my face, sweats to her ankles, with her mom sleeping on the floor, facing us mind you, not 6 feet away.

You must suck at eating. :D If you were any good...your ex woulda woke her mom ;)

j/k

Kube

10-05-2004, 11:17 PM

Wagg- damn. Excellent story. That's both kinky AND risky. The risk adds to the kink. Was her mom attractive? Was that part of the turn on?

10-05-2004, 11:30 PM

Fine...here is a story that is a bit more interesting:

One night a friend dared me to take 2 girls, a honey bear (honey in a bear jar) and have them..uhm...suck the honey off....in front of 8 people (6 girls, 2 guys). It was during an out of control game of Truth or Dare. I actually got 3 girls to agree, but one fo the girl's b/f's objected....oops. :)

It was very odd being in front of everyone and having them....but at the same time, it was kind of cool. Ironically, those two girls were the only girls in the room I didn't hook up with previously (the girl with the b/f broke up with him shortly after and I made her acquiantence :) ) Oh the days of wild indescretion.....wait, i'm back in school...nevermind.

ON a side note....one of the 'honey' girls will probably get married soon, and I already know I will be attending the wedding. (She is marrying her college b/f....they met a couple years after the above event)

On april 1st I received donuts that were modeled 'uniquely', and they were covered in honey. They even included the famous honey bear...what nice friends. :)

-pedagogue

Buford T Pusser

10-05-2004, 11:39 PM

:confused:

What did they suck the honey off of?

Kumar J

10-06-2004, 02:25 AM

retihsuhnt

10-06-2004, 02:30 PM

Originally posted by Kumar J
I saw that High Quality movie also.Matter of fact a few more on Private Productions

Did it involve Michelle Wild?

Khan

10-06-2004, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by Giantrobo
You must suck at eating. :D If you were any good...your ex woulda woke her mom ;)

j/k

Hey! He never said she didn't! Don't spoil it for us.

WillieTheShakes

10-06-2004, 04:06 PM

Hmm, lemme think...

Menage a trois?
Menage a trois with handcuffs?
Trading head jobs with a lesbian, just because we were both horny?
Watersports?

No, sorry, nothing kinky to contribute. Just the old day-to-day...

NORML54601

10-06-2004, 04:43 PM

A sheep

Giantrobo

10-07-2004, 07:18 AM

Originally posted by WillieTheShakes
Hmm, lemme think...

Trading head jobs with a lesbian, just because we were both horny?

I need more friends like this. Friends should help friends out when things are slow.:(