Ever jerked off to pics of a forum member?

[Buford T Pusser]

Cool Kitten wrote:

"I think it's funny how some guys drool over naked pics of girlfriends/wives or forum members and encourage them for more pics but get creeped out by anime pics.

You guys think it's all right to jerk off to a naked pic of a forum member but get creeped out by an anime pic?" :lol:

She doesn't seem to post here (or much), but maybe she should start. :p



Have you ever done such a thing?

I must admit that I have









not.

If not pix, maybe you've had some cyber loving via email or chat?

If you have done any hanky panky, please let us know how many times and what person caused such a reaction. Do share. :p

And if you right-clicked the images, would it be a good idea to post them here? (Ethics 101?)


EDIT TO ADD: Or someone the member posted that they know such as a girlfriend.

[Graftenberg]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
Cool Kitten wrote:

"I think it's funny how some guys drool over naked pics of girlfriends/wives or forum members and encourage them for more pics but get creeped out by anime pics.

You guys think it's all right to jerk off to a naked pic of a forum member but get creeped out by an anime pic?" :lol:

She doesn't seem to post here (or much), but maybe she should start. :p

Here kitty, kitty! :D


I can honestly say that I have never jerked off to anyone pics here. :D

[Demontooth]

no, I have yet to see anyone on here that is jerk off material

[ViewAskewbian]

I jerked off looking at a forum member's member....

Oh Jules, where you run off to? *sigh*

[Turd Ferguson]

I'm sure some folks rubbed a few out to the pics sarafina posted.

[Mr. Music]

I need video.... pics just don't do it enough for me

[krkuhl]

to a picture? no. but, admittedly, i have to the thought of them. met one guy here on the forum and we started chit chatting. and yes, i ended up adding him to my masturbatory roladex and imagined him doing certain things while i was masturbating. but it was after we knew eachother and had talked in great detail. and yes, we ended up dating for a bit so i got to feel my imagination in action. the real thing was probably better than my thoughts!

and, on another count, i have also imagined a current member here dong certain things to/with me. not sure if we quailfy for the "its not creepy because we have IMed a bit" or not. and i sure as hell hope has has returned the favor and made a mental trip to houston when he feels frisky :eyebrow:

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by krkuhl
to a picture? no. but, admittedly, i have to the thought of them. met one guy here on the forum and we started chit chatting. and yes, i ended up adding him to my masturbatory roladex and imagined him doing certain things while i was masturbating. but it was after we knew eachother and had talked in great detail. and yes, we ended up dating for a bit so i got to feel my imagination in action. the real thing was probably better than my thoughts!

and, on another count, i have also imagined a current member here dong certain things to/with me. not sure if we quailfy for the "its not creepy because we have IMed a bit" or not. and i sure as hell hope has has returned the favor and made a mental trip to houston when he feels frisky :eyebrow:

Thanks for not dragging any names into this thread. :p

[jmanin2]

not this forum, but yeah

http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/images/smiles/banana.gif

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by jmanin2
not this forum, but yeah

http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/images/smiles/banana.gif you've cheated on us?

[muggins]

I went with poll option #4.

[Giantrobo]

No :(

...and dammit all these dvdtalkers hookin' up is making me jealous! :mad:

[Suprmallet]

Oh, Buford, you're just trying to bait me, aren't you? ;)

[Graftenberg]

Originally posted by Giantrobo
No :(

...and dammit all these dvdtalkers hookin' up is making me jealous! :mad:

agreed:mad::grunt:

[twikoff]

Originally posted by muggins
I went with poll option #4.

ah, so you're a liar :up:

[costanza]

not yet

[muggins]

Originally posted by twikoff
ah, so you're a liar :up:

a liar? You doubt my devotion to the Otter Master of your Own Domain contest?!

:(

[aintnosin]

I don't know and I don't wanna find out...

[Graftenberg]

Wow! Three voted yes! I just hope no one is useing any of my pics. -eek-

[scottall]

Originally posted by Graftenberg
I just hope no one is useing any of my pics. -eek-
:eyebrow:

[Graftenberg]

Originally posted by scottall
:eyebrow:

Never tell me.:eek:

[scottall]

Oh, so you want details. Let's just say that I printed out your HotOrNot pic and have been treating you like my hot little Romanian bride. You seemed to enjoy it, but you wouldn't get that assassin look off your face. So I had to give it to you harder. You know you liked it.

[Graftenberg]

Originally posted by scottall
Oh, so you want details. Let's just say that I printed out your HotOrNot pic and have been treating you like my hot little Romanian bride. You seemed to enjoy it, but you wouldn't get that assassin look off your face. So I had to give it to you harder. You know you liked it.


:lol:rotfl:lol:

That is funny but also really scary since you know that the only pic that I have posted is from hotornot. rotfl

[jw2299]

No. Not that they're not hot. I just haven't.

[scottall]

What can I say, I have a good memory. I'm glad that I don't have to search for any more pics, too. ;)

[Graftenberg]

Originally posted by scottall
What can I say, I have a good memory. I'm glad that I don't have to search for any more pics, too. ;)

On that note I'm out of here.

[devilshalo]

This thread is creepy.


















:p

[majordick]

well, i have to say no, but i'd like to change it to yes....

pics? ;)

[Joem]

Umm....nope.

Although if I recall my Otter pics correctly, krkuhl is hot.

[WhoGirl]

No. I don't masturbate.

Bwahahaha! Yeah. I see there are two other liars here... ;)

Personally, I don't just get off to pictures. I either use my imagination, past experiences, or hard-core porno. Still pictures just aren't enough to send me off into a 'session.'

For the record, from a random chick's POV, I don't care if guys do to me just as long as I don't have to hear about it. I know from hanging out with men that they'll whack off to a lot of strange things, like just a random chick they passed in the subway.
So... yeah. :lol: Anyway.... I didn't say anything. Please, continue.

[cultshock]

Originally posted by Suprmallet
Oh, Buford, you're just trying to master-bait me, aren't you? ;)

:eek:

[Demontooth]

I haven't masturbated since 1992. Haven't had to.

[KDforever]

Yes I have but since I'm married to him, I feel it's ok. ;)

[FilmStudent]

was hoping that pics would be posted so we could jerk off.

don't just complain about the problem - do something.

[FM]

This all reminds me of the time some gay dude aol instant messaged me to let me know he was typing one handed. I was using a screen name with my last name in it.


(Mounts...let the jokes about farm animals now commence. Of course, my friend in high school went with the also hilarious "Almond Joy has nuts, Mounts don't. )

[BizRodian]

Haha. No.

[gcribbs]

Originally posted by Suprmallet
Oh, Buford, you're just trying to bait me, aren't you? ;)

He's a Master at baiting ;)

No. Never used a Dvdtalk member pic to jerk off to.

I have saved a few pics :)

You never know what the future will hold.

[GMLSKIS]

No - but if Stacy would join then maybe.



http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/stacy_keibler/stacy_keibler_l1.jpg

[scottall]

That reminds me that Teagan is a member. If she would post some pics then I might make an exception. Pics don't generally do it for me, but if she included some dirty talk along with her pics, then I might make an exception. It would be better if she posted an exclusive video though.

[Deftones]

Originally posted by krkuhl

and, on another count, i have also imagined a current member here dong certain things to/with me. not sure if we quailfy for the "its not creepy because we have IMed a bit" or not. and i sure as hell hope has has returned the favor and made a mental trip to houston when he feels frisky :eyebrow:

Unless your status has changed, there's no trip in my future. :(

To answer the question of the OP, yes. Quite a few times to a certain one, with good reason. The best part, I didn't have to use my imagination, as I could see exactly what I would be getting. :lol:

[Deftones]

Originally posted by scottall
That reminds me that Teagan is a member. If she would post some pics then I might make an exception. Pics don't generally do it for me, but if she included some dirty talk along with her pics, then I might make an exception. It would be better if she posted an exclusive video though.

Allegedly. It was never proven that she was.

[scottall]

Originally posted by Deftones, Esq
Allegedly. It was never proven that she was.
You and your doubting. That poster gave me no reason to not believe him/her. If you can find a post of his/hers that jumps out and says, "I am not Teagan," then I'll say you're right.

[Deftones]

Originally posted by scottall
You and your doubting. That poster gave me no reason to not believe him/her. If you can find a post of his/hers that jumps out and says, "I am not Teagan," then I'll say you're right.

:lol:

So any person that signs up w/ another famous person's name you'll believe? If you believed this person, why did you post "him/her"?

It's the internet, bro. Believe nothing until it smacks you in the face.

[scottall]

Just to satisfy you and your disbelieving nature. That poster gave me no reason not to believe her. Especially the IM name. And I really don't want to envision anything smacking me in the face. Teagan's tits or ass would be nice, though.

[Deftones]

Originally posted by scottall
Just to satisfy you and your disbelieving nature. That poster gave me no reason not to believe her. Especially the IM name. And I really don't want to envision anything smacking me in the face. Teagan's tits or ass would be nice, though.

So you take everything at face value? Remind me of that if I ever have business with you. :lol:

[nazz]

Nope. They're usually red x by the time I see them anyway.

[scottall]

No, I am a cynic. If you give me no reason to not believe you, then generally I will believe you. However, I will still think that someone will try to fuck me over at some point. This doesn't really matter in this situation. She has 6 posts since she registered. I figure that she saw traffic to a site where she had pics posted and registered. And she hasn't responded to anything other than that. So, I will take that at face value and say that I believe it is her.

You were completely right about that one transexual, though, when I was fucking with them. So you never know.

You want to buy some real estate?

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by nazz
Nope. They're usually red x by the time I see them anyway.


:lol:


Gotta move fast around here.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by scottall
No, I am a cynic. If you give me no reason to not believe you, then generally I will believe you. However, I will still think that someone will try to fuck me over at some point. This doesn't really matter in this situation. She has 6 posts since she registered. I figure that she saw traffic to a site where she had pics posted and registered. And she hasn't responded to anything other than that. So, I will take that at face value and say that I believe it is her.




That's why she seemed legit to me. Or maybe her webmaster did it under her name.

[Luc TC]

Oh boy, here we go again ;).

[Bandoman]

joltaddict - Tila Nguyen = total masturbation material.

Jolt is so HOT.

[Luc TC]

The question is: can I do a good enough drawing to trigger some jerking ;).

I'll bet you I can :D!

Seriously, anyone jerked off to a drawing or painting?

[Buford T Pusser]

Hey Luc TC don't get my thread locked too! :p












I'm kidding. I'm a kidder.

:)

[dick_grayson]

Originally posted by Demontooth
no, I have yet to see anyone on here that is jerk off material

you must have missed kvrdave's self-portraits from a while back. Hot!!!

[Luc TC]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
Hey Luc TC don't get my thread locked too! :p:)


Hey, if anything I can bring this thread to page 50! :D

[dick_grayson]

Originally posted by Bandoman
joltaddict - Tila Nguyen = total masturbation material.

Jolt is so HOT.

not enough pictures though

[Bandoman]

Originally posted by dick_grayson
not enough pictures though

http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&q=Tila+Nguyen

[dick_grayson]

Originally posted by Bandoman
http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&q=Tila+Nguyen

holy shit. :jawdrop: I had only seen 1 or 2 before.







Ummmm, can I change my answer, now? ;)

[joltaddict]

Originally posted by Demontooth
I haven't masturbated since 1992.

Did you lose your arms?

[Suprmallet]

Originally posted by Bandoman
joltaddict - Tila Nguyen = total masturbation material.

Jolt is so HOT.

:up: :up:

[Save Ferris]

if i remember correctly pics of my gf caused quite a stir in here

heres a non nude one
http://www.clubsciontc.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10881/Img_3315.jpg

[Suprmallet]

Originally posted by Save Ferris
if i remember correctly pics of my gf caused quite a stir in here

heres a non nude one
http://www.clubsciontc.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10881/Img_3315.jpg

You're right, those would cause quite a stir. I suggest you email me all the ones you've got so I can determine which ones are stir-worthy and which aren't.

[Save Ferris]

i always eventually get posessive and take them all down lol

[Suprmallet]

In that case, send them all to me, and I'll post none of them. :)

[BizRodian]

Originally posted by Save Ferris
if i remember correctly pics of my gf caused quite a stir in here

I remember I missed them, and was very disapointed :(

(email me! :D :D :D)

[Phil L.]

Originally posted by FilmStudent
was hoping that pics would be posted so we could jerk off.

don't just complain about the problem - do something.

Dood's got a point.


Don't be part of the problem.
Be part of the solutuion.


And to answer Buford...dear gawd no!

[happycamper]

Ive had a couple people pop into my head from time to time from here. Some that I have met and others that I havent or dont even have a clue what they look like.

[Demontooth]

Originally posted by joltaddict
Did you lose your arms?

No, but I have had prostate problems lately and I was thinking of asking my doctor if ejaculating 3x/week average is enough to keep the old gland cleaned out.

[crankyman]

geoff's hard nips do it for me everytime......

[chente]

Originally posted by WhoGirl

For the record, from a random chick's POV, I don't care if guys do to me just as long as I don't have to hear about it. I know from hanging out with men that they'll whack off to a lot of strange things, like just a random chick they passed in the subway.

I'm not adverse to the idea although you are going to have to post some more revealing pics. Not that your current ones aren't nice.

[WhoGirl]

Originally posted by chente
I'm not adverse to the idea although you are going to have to post some more revealing pics. Not that your current ones aren't nice.

Damn straight my current ones are nice.

And err.. no. I'm not gonna post my picture in a spefically labeled 'whack off' thread. :lol: Sorry. Refer back to the part of my post that you quoted.

[chente]

Originally posted by WhoGirl
Damn straight my current ones are nice.

And err.. no. I'm not gonna post my picture in a spefically labeled 'whack off' thread. :lol: Sorry. Refer back to the part of my post that you quoted.

Umm. Just saw your new pics in the foot fetish thread. I may have to rethink this ;)

[Luc TC]

Originally posted by chente
I'm not adverse to the idea although you are going to have to post some more revealing pics. Not that your current ones aren't nice.

Yeah, please encourage her. I still can't get the proportion right :).

Also, God only allow me to make a request from a woman once a day.

[FilmStudent]

Save Ferris - your lady is mega hot. I'd love to see more pics.. Even PG pics would be welcomed.

[Deftones]

Originally posted by Demontooth
no, I have yet to see anyone on here that is jerk off material

If you could only see what I've seen, you may change your mind. :lol:

[auto]

Originally posted by FilmStudent
Save Ferris - your lady is mega hot. I'd love to see more pics.. Even PG pics would be welcomed.

:up::up::up::up:

[Roto]

Originally posted by happycamper
Ive had a couple people pop into my head from time to time from here. Some that I have met and others that I havent or dont even have a clue what they look like.
There's the main difference between men and women right there. Now excuse me, I have to run to the store to stock up on black jeans! ;)

[pi]

Originally posted by happycamper
Ive had a couple people pop into my head from time to time from here. Some that I have met and others that I havent or dont even have a clue what they look like.

I'll take that as a compliment. ;)

-pedagogue

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Suprmallet
You're right, those would cause quite a stir. I suggest you email me all the ones you've got so I can determine which ones are stir-worthy and which aren't.

:lol:

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by crankyman
geoff's hard nips do it for me everytime......

:whofart:













:lol:

[asabase]

Originally posted by Save Ferris
[B]if i remember correctly pics of my gf caused quite a stir in here

heres a non nude one



I voted no but I'd like to change my answer now. :p

[schlitz100]

that asian chick that someone posted after they found the pics on their friends computer... several times

oh why didn't i save them :(

[Save Ferris]

i love her cherries

http://www.clubsciontc.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10881/ashh2.jpg

[Buford T Pusser]

screw the cherries, what about the tree?

[Lethal Nemesis]

jolt = :hump:

[Suprmallet]

Originally posted by schlitz100
that asian chick that someone posted after they found the pics on their friends computer... several times

oh why didn't i save them :(

I don't know why you didn't save them, but I sure did!

[Demontooth]

Originally posted by Save Ferris
i love her cherries

http://www.clubsciontc.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10881/ashh2.jpg

I would love to have that shirt for my wife....where did it come from?

[Suprmallet]

Originally posted by Demontooth
I would love to have that shirt for my wife....where did it come from?

Oh, just take the one from the picture. We won't mind. :D

[chente]

Originally posted by Save Ferris
i love her cherries

http://www.clubsciontc.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10881/ashh2.jpg

Fuck the cherries, look at those juggs!

[FilmStudent]

Save Ferrir - i repeat: WOW

that's a ridiculously sexy pic

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Suprmallet
I don't know why you didn't save them, but I sure did!

I don't remember those. *hint

[Fok]

Jerking off to members pictures sound fucking sick.

[Save Ferris]

Theres a website thats got a bunch of stuff with that cherry pattern. I forget where maybe trashy.com

[FilmStudent]

I've masturbated to WhoGirl

[WhoGirl]

:whofart:
God damn it. :lol: I repeat:

I don't care if guys do to me just as long as I don't have to hear about it.

**sticks fingers in ears** la la la la la la la la I can't hear you la la la la Ignorance is bliss la la la la....

[Mr. Music]

Originally posted by WhoGirl
:whofart:
God damn it. :lol: I repeat:

I don't care if guys do to me just as long as I don't have to hear about it.

**sticks fingers in ears** la la la la la la la la I can't hear you la la la la Ignorance is bliss la la la la....

Care to give me some video or such? :eyebrow:

[Bushdog]

I'm really not feeling your decision to call out CK in the beginning of the thread, Buford.

[Bushdog]

Originally posted by Graftenberg
Here kitty, kitty! :D


I can honestly say that I have never jerked off to anyone pics here. :D Cool Kitten told me that she thinks you're really hot and she'd love to meet up with you. But she's going to want you to dress up in a go-go outfit and post pics to really get her hot.

[MJKTool]

You can GUARANDAMNTEE Bushdog has jerked to Cook Kitten. In fact its probably something he did hourly back in the day! :lol:

[Bushdog]

:lol: That's either a silly, ironic, or ignorant comment. Maybe a combo of all 3. ;)

[MJKTool]

hmmm interesting you didnt say untrue, false or wrong to accusation! :p

[Cool Kitten]

Originally posted by MJKTool
You can GUARANDAMNTEE Bushdog has jerked to Cool Kitten. In fact its probably something he did hourly back in the day! :lol: lucky for him he has no need for self-gratification anymore :lol:

[Cool Kitten]

Originally posted by Bushdog
I'm really not feeling your decision to call out CK in the beginning of the thread, Buford. i'm cool with that.
BTW, i'm pretty sure there's more to the count than the brave 14 souls that admitted to doing the nasty ;)

[Bushdog]

I think you and I use, "the nasty" in very different ways.

[MJKTool]

I bet you two do......

[Cool Kitten]

Originally posted by Bushdog
Cool Kitten told me that she thinks you're really hot and she'd love to meet up with you. But she's going to want you to dress up in a go-go outfit and post pics to really get her hot. i prefer a tu-tu, but everything else is totally true. I'm hot, too ;)

[Bushdog]

I knew a more careful wording would have worked better. :lol:

[Suprmallet]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
I don't remember those. *hint

Did you really not see them? The Japanese ex-girlfriend that Matthew Chmiel stole pics of from his friend's computer?

Very well. Check your gmail account later. I'll mail them after I eat.

[FilmStudent]

If you post another picture, I promise not to let you know the form or manner of my appreciation.

Maybe it's a guy thing, but I would think it would be hot to know people thought i was good looking enough to give them pleasure.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Bushdog
I'm really not feeling your decision to call out CK in the beginning of the thread, Buford.


:confused:


Is that a joke because another person said I called him out in some thread just by mentioning his name?

If so, it makes perfect sense since I didn't "call her out", just mentioned her quote which made me think of starting this thread.

Giving credit where credit is due instead of stealing the idea.

Or do I not know what "calling someone out" means? :confused:


I thought calling someone out would be saying something like:

"Icondude told me that a photo of Cool Kitten helped him spend some quality time with the purple-headed custard chucker."


Now that would be a double call out!

[schlitz100]

Originally posted by Suprmallet
Did you really not see them? The Japanese ex-girlfriend that Matthew Chmiel stole pics of from his friend's computer?

Very well. Check your gmail account later. I'll mail them after I eat.
please send them to me when you get a chance :)

jasonp at alphabiosciences dot com

THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cool Kitten]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
"Icondude told me that a photo of Cool Kitten helped him spend some quality time with the purple-headed custard chucker." never, ever say things like this again :yack:

[AGuyNamedMike]

Not that i'd ever do anything with it, but could you post that old picture of yourself in the tight red top and dark skirt sitting on a couch?

kthanx

[/perv]

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Cool Kitten
never, ever say things like this again :yack:

It never crossed my mind until that calling out. Guess I'm sensitive to people calling me out on calling them out. :)

[Bushdog]

Originally posted by AGuyNamedMike
Not that i'd ever do anything with it, but could you post that old picture of yourself in the tight red top and dark skirt sitting on a couch?

kthanx

[/perv] :lol: That's like the worst picture of her, ever. No, seriously. Makes her look 10 years older and as if she was beaten with an ugly stick.

[Bushdog]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
It never crossed my mind until that calling out. Guess I'm sensitive to people calling me out on calling them out. :) :lol: I hope it isn't news to you that you're extremely sensitive to anyone ever raising issues with anything you do. :)

[Cool Kitten]

Originally posted by AGuyNamedMike
Not that i'd ever do anything with it, but could you post that old picture of yourself in the tight red top and dark skirt sitting on a couch?

kthanx

[/perv] you perv :lol:

[costanza]

Originally posted by Bushdog
:lol: I hope it isn't news to you that you're extremely sensitive to anyone ever raising issues with anything you do. :)

sure Buford will clean the punks out of his town with a baseball bat, but deep down he's a sensitive guy.

[AGuyNamedMike]

Originally posted by Bushdog
:lol: That's like the worst picture of her, ever. No, seriously. Makes her look 10 years older and as if she was beaten with an ugly stick.

Worst picture of her? Perhaps. But she certainly wasn't looking bad in it. I don't think such a thing is possible with CK. She's a hottie.

[dick_grayson]

I don't think I've seen her. Now I'm interested! :up:

[Suprmallet]

Originally posted by schlitz100
please send them to me when you get a chance :)

jasonp at alphabiosciences dot com

THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, guys, I thought I had the photos on this computer. Turns out I have them on a computer in Los Angeles, and I won't be going there for a while.

[schlitz100]

Originally posted by Suprmallet
Sorry, guys, I thought I had the photos on this computer. Turns out I have them on a computer in Los Angeles, and I won't be going there for a while.
dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111



:)

[Trelach24]

Definitely have done it. I can think of two occasions. One in this forum and one in the regular other forum.

[Cool Kitten]

Originally posted by dick_grayson
I don't think I've seen her. Now I'm interested! :up: i'm so not posting any pcs after reading this thread :lol:
I'll leave the attention thingy to WhoGirl ;)

[Bushdog]

does gkleinman count? :blush:

[Suprmallet]

Originally posted by Cool Kitten
i'm so not posting any pcs after reading this thread :lol:
I'll leave the attention thingy to WhoGirl ;)

Are you saying you don't want me to draw you, CK?

[Bushdog]

I give you permission. That's sure not to get me into any trouble, right? Right?

[Cool Kitten]

Originally posted by Suprmallet
Are you saying you don't want me to draw you, CK? well ok, you're allowed, but only my boobs. No face!
;)

[pi]

I"m not sure he'd make it up to your face anyway....he seems to have a one track mind. ;)

-pedagogue

[POWERBOMB]

http://www.howcool.com/nc17girllongsleeved/Masterbate.jpg

Priceless



But no, I've never done the deed even though the girl's here are very attractive. And by that I mean the 100% born females, not a few select others who dress or have changed into girls since birth.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Bushdog
:lol: I hope it isn't news to you that you're extremely sensitive to anyone ever raising issues with anything you do. :)

I'm not sensitive. Why do you think I'm sensitive? I'm just a nice guy that does no wrong. Sensitive? Not me. I'm so not sensitive I need to take sensitivity training.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by costanza
sure Buford will clean the punks out of his town with a baseball bat, but deep down he's a sensitive guy.

Only the scofflaws and neer do wells.

Maybe I'm sensitive to being called sensitive but that's where it ends.


*hardened heart and pysche with iron grip on lack of feeling or emotion

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Cool Kitten
well ok, you're allowed, but only my boobs. No face!
;)

Can he add lips too? Kinda like that drawing a certain person drew of another certain person. not calling anyone out or anything, not that I'm sensitive to being called out about that.

[Suprmallet]

Originally posted by Cool Kitten
well ok, you're allowed, but only my boobs. No face!
;)

http://horrortalk.com/smilies/bananastill.gif

But...but the face holds the key to the soul! If I can't draw the eyes and--

Did you say boobs? WOOHOO!

:banana: :banana: :banana:

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Suprmallet
http://horrortalk.com/smilies/bananastill.gif

But...but the face holds the key to the soul! If I can't draw the eyes and--




Good point.

http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/11711/0067.jpg

[Suprmallet]

Stop calling me out, Buford. :mad:

[Buford T Pusser]

*sniff

Maybe I'm trapped in the body of a man. Makes sense that I'm a lesbian.


http://www.rakuten.ne.jp/gold/thunder/sensitive/sensitive-d_02-01.jpg

[Graftenberg]

Originally posted by scottall
Oh, so you want details. Let's just say that I printed out your HotOrNot pic and have been treating you like my hot little Romanian bride. You seemed to enjoy it, but you wouldn't get that assassin look off your face. So I had to give it to you harder. You know you liked it.


A part of me was thinking about making this my sig, another part of me is diappointed that Buford won't hold me, the rest of me is just water and bitter, bitter rage.

[Graftenberg]

Originally posted by Cool Kitten
totally true. I'm hot, too ;)

But without pics I guess I'll never know. -confused-

[Bushdog]

Originally posted by Graftenberg
But without pics I guess I'll never know. -confused- I guess not. :cry:

[Buford T Pusser]

You don't seem too sensitive to G Spot's request there Bushy. :p

[MJKTool]

Bdag is just a jealous type of guy, huh Bushpup? :)

[Bushdog]

Originally posted by MJKTool
Bdag is just a jealous type of guy, huh Bushpup? :) :lol: Jealous because? rotfl

More like I can't be bothered with.

[Cool Kitten]

Originally posted by MJKTool
Bdag is just a jealous type of guy, huh Bushpup? :) oh, you're picking on sweet little Bushpuppy ;)

[Cool Kitten]

Originally posted by Graftenberg
But without pics I guess I'll never know. -confused- i'll leave it to your imagination :lol:

[MJKTool]

Originally posted by Cool Kitten
oh, you're picking on sweet little Bushpuppy ;)

He started it mommy!

[Graftenberg]

Originally posted by Cool Kitten
i'll leave it to your imagination :lol:

:eyebrow:Are you sure you want me to use my imagination? :hump::drool:

[D.Pham00]

uhhh....no i haven't...really...

[Lethal Nemesis]

Originally posted by D.Pham00
uhhh....no i haven't...really...
:(

[dick_grayson]

Originally posted by Cool Kitten
i'm so not posting any pcs after reading this thread :lol:
I'll leave the attention thingy to WhoGirl ;)

Well, I'm so not posting any pics of myself for you either. So there! :p

[37 In A Row]

I have not but if anyone wants to post pictures of forum members I'll let you know the results. Think of it as a scientific experiment! Do it for science!!!

[zuffy]

Originally posted by 37 In A Row
I have not but if anyone wants to post pictures of forum members I'll let you know the results. Think of it as a scientific experiment! Do it for science!!!

Are you gonna do it 37 times in a row?

[costanza]

any less than 37 and he wouldn't have a very good representative group. so come on ladies, we've got a lurker over here who needs some inspiration!

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by zuffy
Are you gonna do it 37 times in a row?


:lol:

I was thinking the same thing. :p

[37 In A Row]

Originally posted by zuffy
Are you gonna do it 37 times in a row?

Whatever it takes ... FOR SCIENCE!

[chente]

Originally posted by Graftenberg
the rest of me is just water and bitter, bitter rage.

rotfl

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by zuffy
Are you gonna do it 37 times in a row?

goddamn he must have some huge forearms after that much...work.

[Buford T Pusser]

37 In A Row after another session.


http://charges.uol.com.br/bobagens/popeye.jpg

[37 In A Row]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
37 In A Row after another session.


http://charges.uol.com.br/bobagens/popeye.jpg

Well blow me down!

[zuffy]

Originally posted by D.Pham00
goddamn he must have some huge forearms after that much...work.

http://mysite.verizon.net/zuffy/Single.jpg

[ClownFace666]

Ewwww!!!

You have got to be kidding??? No way dude.

I cant say anyone around these parts turns me on.

[happycamper]

Sounds to me like its no big loss for us.

[costanza]

c'mon happycamper, if i were a girl i'd be with satanic clown as much as possible.

i misvoted too. is that a word? i forgot about teagan being a member. if she's real, then i'm sure i'm not the only one.

[dick_grayson]

Originally posted by costanza
c'mon happycamper, if i were a girl i'd be with satanic clown as much as possible.

i misvoted too. is that a word? i forgot about teagan being a member. if she's real, then i'm sure i'm not the only one.

oh shit, you're right. I guess I mis-voted too. :up:

[Cool Kitten]

Originally posted by ClownFace666
I cant say anyone around these parts turns me on. my life has now been ruined. :(

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by Cool Kitten
my life has now been ruined. :(


not to mention the life of Mrs. Pusser. :(

[Cornelius1047]

Can't say that I have. Don't think I've actually even seen any pics of a forum member. I hardly wander into this neck of the woods.

Although, if it's true what y'all say about Teagan, then I'm sure my girlfriend has done the deed to a forum member...

K

[Buford T Pusser]

Was it to this shot?


http://img16.exs.cx/img16/8732/buforddpham.jpg



Actually that's only DPham playing "Buford For A Day".

[Cornelius1047]

Now I have to change my answer... :drool:

K

[costanza]

law don't go round here law dog

[theedge]

NO!

And how did this thread even show up on my screen... jjjjjjjjeeze.

[Bandoman]

Can someone please post a pic of Groucho? Right now? Please?

[Lemdog]

:nopics:

[FootBoy]

i have jerked off to my teachers feet though

[NCMojo]

Can someone please post a pic of Groucho? Right now? Please?
Best I can do is an old black-and-white I found. :(

http://images5.theimagehosting.com/nakedgroucho.jpg (http://www.theimagehosting.com)

[darkflounder]

And back for a return engagement, America's favorite game show..

Who's wanked off to WhoGirl??

And our host, SuprMallet and his shotgun!

[nazz]

Who's wanked off to WhoGirl??

I haven't but her campaign dance did make me feel funny in my pants. :p

[darkflounder]

I haven't but her campaign dance did make me feel funny in my pants. :p

I was in the car yesterday with my dad, listening to the local oldies station on the radio. As bumper music, they played the Sanford and Son theme.

Let's just say I wasn't thinking of Redd Foxx.

[The Bus]

:nopics:

[Buford T Pusser]

i have jerked off to my teachers feet though

Do you know Supr?

BTW, there's a thread tailor made for you that you may not have seen. :p

[DVDKrayzie]

here's one of the pics we just took tonight, thought i'd share =-)

http://www.norcalchrissy.com/chrissyDVDTalk.JPG

[Big Quasimodo]

Um....HOT!

[Suprmallet]

And back for a return engagement, America's favorite game show..

Who's wanked off to WhoGirl??

And our host, SuprMallet and his shotgun!

I upgraded from the shotgun to the heat-seeking missile. The show gets better every year!

[joltaddict]

Cute girl, bad shoes.

[darkflounder]

Cute girl, bad shoes.

Shoes??

[Rypro 525]

Cute girl, bad shoes.
at least their not clear heels. (oh yeah, and you got a hot girl. can i have her when your done?

[Y2K Falcon]

here's one of the pics we just took tonight, thought i'd share =-)
Before I answer this thread, I have two questions...

1. Is your bed a Tempurpedic?

2. Is she officially a forum member?

[DVDKrayzie]

at least their not clear heels. (oh yeah, and you got a hot girl. can i have her when your done?

dude i love clear heels she has like 4 pairs :(

[DVDKrayzie]

.....

[SuprVgeta]

O.K., which 12 people lied and voted that they don't masturbate? :D

[Y2K Falcon]

Ok... so..

Yes. :D

[Rypro 525]

dude i love clear heels she has like 4 pairs :(
I was thinking of the Chris Rock bit on clear heels "when did clear heels become the new whore uniform?
Also, whats up with the dog?

[DVDKrayzie]

I was thinking of the Chris Rock bit on clear heels "when did clear heels become the new whore uniform?
Also, whats up with the dog?

what do you mean what's up with the dog? It's our dog. he was there when i took the pic. THis was just a normal pic I took one day, wasn't meant to be anything sexual or porn or anything. youve never seen a pic of a person with their pet before?

[Rypro 525]

what do you mean what's up with the dog? It's our dog. he was there when i took the pic. THis was just a normal pic I took one day, wasn't meant to be anything sexual or porn or anything. youve never seen a pic of a person with their pet before?
sorry bout that. maybe it was the angle.

[joltaddict]

whats up with the dog?


:lol: Jackass.

[DVDKrayzie]

dogs like to peek too somtimes ya know

[Buford T Pusser]

I just saw the dog. I didn't notice it before and thought everyone was referencing an old photo. Guess I was checking out the shoes to see if they'd meet w/jolt's approval.

[TomOpus]

Hey DVDKrayzie. I remember when you had the webcam set up and we got to see the show. Good stuff :up:

Did you ever get that website set up for your g/f?

[pi]

I just saw the dog. I didn't notice it before and thought everyone was referencing an old photo. Guess I was checking out the shoes to see if they'd meet w/jolt's approval.

I bet if it was a horse you'd notice it!

[The_Infidel]

2. actually she is, but is now just a lurker, she posted a little last year but then of course some people had to start talking sh*t, so she stopped.
I would have liked to have seen the look on her face when you laughed and said, "They're just being Otters."

Did you ever get that website set up for your g/f?
www.norcalchrissy.com

[DVDKrayzie]

I would have liked to have seen the look on her face when you laughed and said, "They're just being Otters."



nah they were saying some pretty f'ed up sh*t. gotta love the internet!

[Bandoman]

www.norcalchrissy.com


One of her favorite movies is "Willia Wanka and the Chocolate Factory."

rotfl

[TomOpus]

www.norcalchrissy.comDamn, how could I forget... thanks!

[brizz]

not a picture per se, but i've assfucked betho a few times.

[costanza]

she loves watersports heh? :bmonkey:

[dvde]

www.norcalchrissy.com

This chick is beat, dude. She looks like she's straight out of the trailer park. Someone needs to layoff the bleach!

[Bandoman]

not a picture per se, but i've assfucked betho a few times.

Soup? Is that you?

[MJKTool]

I might jerk off to some big kitty boobies tonight

[joltaddict]

This chick is beat, dude. She looks like she's straight out of the trailer park. Someone needs to layoff the bleach!


Are you kidding or gay?

[DVDKrayzie]

This chick is beat, dude. She looks like she's straight out of the trailer park. Someone needs to layoff the bleach!


see didnt take long lol. im sure his g/f is a supermodel.

doesnt matter tho i guess im not allowed to post pics of her anyway, even tho i took off all brandings and didnt mention the site at all the mods took everything off. Even when someone asked what the url was i didnt respond. whatever.

[Rockmjd23]

This chick is beat, dude. She looks like she's straight out of the trailer park. Someone needs to layoff the bleach!
:lol: I'm sure you'd say no.

[dvde]

Are you kidding or gay?

Are you blind or just have bad taste?

[dvde]

:lol: I'm sure you'd say no.

You're correct, I wouldn't say no, I'd say HELL NO!

[joltaddict]

I guess you wont be losing your virginity any time soon.

[dvde]

[QUOTE=DVDKrayzie]see didnt take long lol. im sure his g/f is a supermodel.
QUOTE]

She's not a supermodel, but she's also not straight out of the trailer park and doen't use bleach like it's the 80's. I don't understand why you're taking this personally, unless it's you.

[joltaddict]

I don't understand why you're taking this personally, unless it's you.


Its his GF you illiterate twit.

[dvde]

I guess you wont be losing your virginity any time soon.

I guess not.

[dvde]

Its his GF you illiterate twit.

Yes, I'm very illiterate. As matter of fact, I'm dumber than a box of rocks! It's his girlfriend huh, well I feel for him.

DON'T GET ON ME BECAUSE SOME OF YOU HAVE BAD TASTE!