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j_sutton
08-21-2005, 11:10 AM
If you want to pay $35 a month to watch Tom Sizemore have sex, check out http://www.xxxtom.com ...that's not particularly useful information, but this trailer (http://img.xxxtom.com/site01/xxxtom.wmv) is pretty damn funny.

Also, it appears to be endorsed by Tom himself, as opposed to stolen...guess that guy really has hit rock bottom. Remember Spielberg, Tom? Guess not.
scottall
08-21-2005, 11:23 AM
Rock bottom is starring in an ESPN movie.
Deftones
08-21-2005, 11:50 AM
He's bizarre. When Heidi Fleiss was on Stern recently, he called in. He was way out there.
troystiffler
08-21-2005, 12:41 PM
Man. He's worked on some pretty classic movies. Now he just opened his own porn site? Definately bizarre.

Isn't it supposed to be porn, then if you're lucky enough, acting?
jw2299
08-21-2005, 01:22 PM
"The system took all my money..."

Riiiight...
illselah
08-21-2005, 07:15 PM
He's a pretty good actor but he's a total nut outside the movies. I wonder why he acts so crazy. -confused-
Joe Molotov
08-21-2005, 07:58 PM
Well, the good news is he doesn't even have to change his name to go into porn...

"Starring Tom Size-More"
nazz
08-22-2005, 09:19 PM
I wonder why he acts so crazy. -confused-

http://www.knxv.com/news/timetotalk/images/methamphetamine.jpg
Rogue588
08-22-2005, 10:34 PM
I was going to click that link, but then I realized that I liked sex.
illselah
08-23-2005, 10:22 AM
http://www.knxv.com/news/timetotalk/images/methamphetamine.jpg
Lol...I thought it had something to do with that.
DarthVong
08-23-2005, 10:53 AM
Wow. This cannot end well.
Maxwell Smart
08-23-2005, 05:14 PM
Saving Ryans Privates
Bugg
08-23-2005, 05:28 PM
I wonder if he is using The Whizzinator (http://celebrityjustice.warnerbros.com/news/0507/22b.html) in this porno :lol:

http://www.whizzinator.com/
elitesoldierjac
08-24-2005, 01:57 AM
Can someone crack that website and give us some passwords and usernames out so we can download the video, since its not on any shared networks as of now. Thanks alot if anyone could do this. The chicks he is fucking on tape look banging as hell though, only bad thing is that we have to see tom sizemore's ugly drugy face on tape but that p***y is still fresh.
The Bus
08-24-2005, 05:44 AM
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/LAW/08/15/actor.trial.ap/story.vert.sizemore.ap.jpg
"How can I get money...?"
monkey42
08-25-2005, 09:24 PM
Review of it at somethingawful.com


http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3156
Original Desmond
08-27-2005, 12:08 PM
Videos are now available at Emporium

They aren't too bad actually, good video quality, boy he does like using those fucking dildos !
The_Infidel
08-27-2005, 12:19 PM
Videos are now available at Emporium

They aren't too bad actually, good video quality, boy he does like using those fucking dildos !
He probably can't get it up anymore because of all the booze and drugs. That would be my guess.

EDIT: Ok....I decided to click on the trailer. Maybe he can.
mautos
08-27-2005, 02:33 PM
This is such a shame, I used to love him as an actor, but now...wel lhe's fucked. Lost all my respect. Have some self control, I'm so sick of loser celebrities bitching about money...
Pillowhead
08-27-2005, 04:19 PM
rotfl Review of it at somethingawful.com


http://<i>Removed</i>/articles.php?a=3156


Excerpt from the review "With a jump cut Sizemore is transported to a bed where Kara works his flaccid penis like a volunteer at an animal rescue trying to calm a wild rabbit during a leg splint."

Sizemore gleefully gets up, his small flaccid penis flopping around like a bee-stung thumb tip.
rotfl