Anyone know about Happy Ending massage parlors?

[JimRochester]

I was just talking to a buddy who has been out of work and he wants to open one up. Anyone have any insight I can pass along? Do the neighbors complain? I was thinking he should open up a tanning salon and have that be part of it, but he was worried the mixed clientelle would keep each other away.

[mikehunt]

aren't the happy ending ones illegal?
the cops here have been on the news in the past bragging about how they shut one down

[Another Secret User]

Bragging? Ooo, what a bust.

[Bandoman]

Apparently there was one near my house, but it was shut down by the police before I heard about it. :sad:

[ben12]

Bragging? Ooo, what a bust.
It's very impressive, yes.

[NCMojo]

Apparently there was one near my house, but it was shut down by the police before I heard about it. :sad:
They advertised on cable TV.

[ben12]

On a related note, I was thinking of opening up a crack house. Does anyone know any resources for information on setting one up? Is it hard to get a small business loan? Etc.

[ChiTownAbs, Inc]

I know a guy who used to sell crack, and now he sells Vibe magazine door to door.

[mikehunt]

no
he used crack, but didn't sell it
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[Joe Molotov]

On a related note, I was thinking of opening up a crack house. Does anyone know any resources for information on setting one up? Is it hard to get a small business loan? Etc.

My hitman business has taken off pretty well, so I might be able to loan you some money.

[Derrich]

Your friends business model is flawed. I think the number of guys willing to get a happy ending from an out of work man in his garage would be limited at best. Certainly not enough to even cover the payoffs to the cops.

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[Tarantino]

no
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What the hell am I going to do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?