my girlfriends ass [Archive]

joshd2012

12-31-2005, 10:20 AM

Nice, but she doesn't have something other than an oversized t-shirt to wear? I see these are fresh pics, so can we get her in panties and bra or bikini so we can admire her figure?

ben12

12-31-2005, 10:49 AM

What kind of electrical outlet is that?

TomOpus

12-31-2005, 10:57 AM

Not too shabby. Nice brightly colored panties.

Demontooth

12-31-2005, 11:03 AM

Looks better than mine

Fandango

12-31-2005, 11:16 AM

Those are the central vacuuming outlets I believe.

auto

12-31-2005, 12:10 PM

More, more!

You might just be able to make up for longhungsilver's bogus thread.

CRyan

12-31-2005, 12:14 PM

Yeah. Those are the mother of all HOLES. Ha.

Anyway, very nice! She should post more if she is into it. So let us see MORE man!

Oh and don't let this dissenters (which are sure to post) discourage. Seems like many people dont know what a great non-photoshopped ass looks like.

Giantrobo

12-31-2005, 12:18 PM

Wow! A real life natural non-touched up ass. :up:

Hey, "hit it" once for me tonite. :D

Graftenberg

12-31-2005, 12:36 PM

:drool: How's the rest of her?

fmian

12-31-2005, 01:50 PM

Your white balance is off.
Other than that I'd say it's a nice peice.

devilshalo

12-31-2005, 03:27 PM

I need a profile pic to really make a determination.

Another Secret User

12-31-2005, 04:13 PM

I'd put my penis in that, if you know what I mean.

Deftones

12-31-2005, 04:52 PM

It looks like the ass is being held up by the panties. it's hard to tell if she's got a dumpy ass or not. A better picture where her panties aren't pulled up to her armpits would be helpful in making a proper determination.

bigsoos

12-31-2005, 04:56 PM

have her put on a thong and reshoot

Nosmo Rex

12-31-2005, 06:11 PM

Very "Christmasy". :)

crankyman

12-31-2005, 08:12 PM

nice outlet.

NORML54601

12-31-2005, 09:24 PM

:thumbsup:

Bandoman

12-31-2005, 10:34 PM

I'd put my penis in that, if you know what I mean.

Too vague. What exactly do you mean?

TomOpus

12-31-2005, 10:53 PM

Maybe he was talking about the vacuum outlet?

JimRochester

01-01-2006, 02:38 PM

Sure it looks good now. Give her a couple years and a few kids and those cheeks will drop faster than the ball on New Years eve.

Very nice. I'm just jealous

raven56706

01-01-2006, 03:21 PM

nice ass......more please

Longhungsilver

01-01-2006, 06:21 PM

More, more!

You might just be able to make up for longhungsilver's bogus thread.
I wouldnt call my post bogus bud. i was asking peoples input on what i should do.

auto

01-01-2006, 06:41 PM

I wouldnt call my post bogus bud. i was asking peoples input on what i should do.

The vast majority of responses told you exactly what they thought you should do yet you don't. I would call that a tease...and bogus.

Personally, although I'd love to see these supposed pictures, it is probably a mistake to post them. That aside, why make a thread you knew people would flock to asking for the pics and then not deliver. If you simply wanted advice you posted your thread in the wrong forum. Either way, I call it a bullshit tease.

edit: Just read you response in the thread. Like I said above, you probably did the right thing but you have to admit the whole thread was pretty pointless. Did it really take a few people on the internet to make you understand that posting naked pics of someone is probably a bad idea?

Either way, just e-mail me the pics and I will confirm they exist and clear up your name. ;)

moorehed

01-01-2006, 08:15 PM

nice pooper :up:

dvde

01-01-2006, 11:11 PM

I will definitely pass! If I wanted cottage cheese, I would go to the store and buy a tub.

PopcornTreeCt

01-02-2006, 12:29 AM

I'm sure she has a great personality.

Osiris

01-02-2006, 12:57 AM

Good cushin'

CRyan

01-02-2006, 01:39 AM

And here they are as promised!

tcoursen

01-02-2006, 02:12 PM

Her ass is fine, but how are her grandparents?

Brain Stew

01-02-2006, 02:23 PM

I will definitely pass! If I wanted cottage cheese, I would go to the store and buy a tub.
I don't think that's necessary.

It may not be a model's ass, but we should all be so lucky to access to an ass like that.

moorehed

01-02-2006, 02:26 PM

^ i agree.

in addition, while her ass is slightly thick, the top half looks skinny... and that's always a winning combo :up:

Tarantino

01-02-2006, 03:33 PM

Meh. It's alright, but my girlfriend's is better.

= J

TomOpus

01-02-2006, 04:37 PM

Meh. It's alright, but my girlfriend's is better.

= JPost it and we'll have a GF Ass Face-off :D

Another Secret User

01-02-2006, 04:48 PM

Could you knock her up? I'd like to see her pregnant ass.

Slayer2005

01-02-2006, 06:25 PM

Here's my hot girlfriend's ass (and her friend). Beware, most of you guys couldn't dream of getting one ass this hot, much less two:

http://trump.uselessjunk.org/videos/baby_got_back.wmv

spainlinx0

01-02-2006, 07:12 PM

So is that all we're going to see?

Fok

01-02-2006, 07:30 PM

Need to see her face as well to make a proper judgement......oh and her boobies too :p

joltaddict

01-02-2006, 07:39 PM

And two forms of ID.

muMbLing

01-02-2006, 07:43 PM

I'd Pee in that !

Maxflier

01-02-2006, 10:55 PM

Very nice ass :thumbsup:

Maxflier

01-02-2006, 10:56 PM

Here's my hot girlfriend's ass (and her friend). Beware, most of you guys couldn't dream of getting one ass this hot, much less two:

http://trump.uselessjunk.org/videos/baby_got_back.wmv

That's fucking disgusting man.Why would anyone let themselves get like that?
I bet the bitch on the right can't even wipe herself.

alarican

01-03-2006, 09:59 AM

need more angles...

Slayer2005

01-03-2006, 10:19 AM

Why would anyone let themselves get like that?

:lol:

Makes you wonder huh? I'm just glad someone actually clicked on the link. :)

Once a person gets THAT out of shape getting back into shape would become incredibly difficult. More than they could probably handle. Disgusting indeed.

TomOpus

01-03-2006, 04:49 PM

Where the heck is teejay? He hasn't posted since he put the pic up.

Girlfriend: "You posted the pic of my ass WHERE?!?!"

waporvare

01-03-2006, 05:07 PM

I'm going to have to go with the cottage cheese ass...sorry.

CPA-ESQ.

01-07-2006, 02:27 PM

NICE :thumbsup: More if you got em'

sataniko

01-07-2006, 10:28 PM

Hot ass, I'd hit if I could!! Thanks for the pick. :up:

gnradd21

01-07-2006, 11:02 PM

I'm going to have to go with the cottage cheese ass...sorry.Wow...you guys must bang skeletons. This girl is not "thick". Thick is what Giantrobo wanks to. :D She looks about my size, a little cushion but nothing near a bubble butt or what I'd consider flabby.

*flees thread so horny DVDTalkers can continue ass analysis*

ChrisKnudsen

01-08-2006, 12:52 PM

cellulite city

dvde

01-08-2006, 03:43 PM

I don't think that's necessary.

It may not be a model's ass, but we should all be so lucky to access to an ass like that.

You're joking, correct? First off, he asked for what we thought and that's what I thought. Second, YOU might be so lucky to have access to an ass like that, but there's no way I would advertise my girlfriends ass (let alone date one) if it looked like that. I would actually buy her a fitness membership, but that's just me. Sorry if you don't agree with that, but the guy didn't ask for a response if you only like it.

andicus

01-08-2006, 04:40 PM

Sheesh. And we wonder why so many women have body image issues... :rolleyes:

solipsta

01-08-2006, 04:53 PM

You're joking, correct? First off, he asked for what we thought and that's what I thought. Second, YOU might be so lucky to have access to an ass like that, but there's no way I would advertise my girlfriends ass (let alone date one) if it looked like that. I would actually buy her a fitness membership, but that's just me. Sorry if you don't agree with that, but the guy didn't ask for a response if you only like it.
Your present/future girlfriend/wife is a lucky woman!

Rockmjd23

01-08-2006, 05:19 PM

Your imaginary girlfriend/wife is a lucky woman!
Fixed.

Hud

01-08-2006, 06:18 PM

It's moments like this that I am reminded everyone on the Internet is 7 feet tall, makes 200k a year, could kick Chuck Norris's ass, and dates three different lingerie models at once.

asabase

01-08-2006, 06:20 PM

I'm only dating 2. :sad:

TomOpus

01-08-2006, 07:51 PM

I'm only dating 2. :sad:Sucks to be you :banana:

Okay sucks to be me too :sad:

grip

01-09-2006, 12:08 PM

no gap ?

NO SALE!

Tarantino

01-09-2006, 07:59 PM

When people make posts like this, they're asking for it...

= J

The Bus

01-09-2006, 08:06 PM

tommy28

01-10-2006, 06:34 PM

I hope she`s over 40,

if not,run like hell....

tommy28

01-10-2006, 06:36 PM

I don't think that's necessary.

It may not be a model's ass, but we should all be so lucky to access to an ass like that.

not sure what your fucking,
but id need about 2 6 packs to bang that!

DVD Polizei

01-10-2006, 07:00 PM

Nice pic. But I thought Christmas was over. :D

Longhungsilver

01-10-2006, 07:01 PM

not sure what your fucking,
but id need about 2 6 packs to bang that!
why are people dissin the pic? thats a decent ass. id like more pictures to be honest heh

tommy28

01-10-2006, 07:04 PM

why are people dissin the pic? thats a decent ass. id like more pictures to be honest heh

like i said,its ok if she`s over 40.

peon73

01-10-2006, 07:49 PM

http://myspace-572.vo.llnwd.net/00280/27/58/280258572_l.jpg

The Bus

01-10-2006, 08:38 PM

Anyone complaining should send a pic of THEIR girlfriend to see if they have any right to complain. -ohbfrank-

TomOpus

01-10-2006, 09:29 PM

Anyone complaining should send a pic of THEIR girlfriend to see if they have any right to complain. -ohbfrank-Exactly!

peon73

01-10-2006, 10:36 PM

Anyone complaining should send a pic of THEIR girlfriend to see if they have any right to complain. -ohbfrank-

dude, this is the internet. we don't have girlfriends

Longhungsilver

01-10-2006, 11:14 PM

dude, this is the internet. we don't have girlfriends
I do!! :lies:

jaelliot

01-10-2006, 11:17 PM

While not a perfect, I still like it quite bit.

Longhungsilver

01-11-2006, 07:56 AM

whered TeeJay13 (the dude that posted this pic) go?? he hasnt posted since lol

Tarantino

01-11-2006, 10:55 AM

You can see mine on my Myspace page, if you need to.

= J

Parcher

01-11-2006, 03:54 PM

I think it's ok!! :)

Hud> very good point.

The Bus

01-11-2006, 05:17 PM

You can see mine on my Myspace page, if you need to.

= J

Yeesh, you need to sign up? No thanks

Libby

01-11-2006, 06:52 PM

Maybe he was talking about the vacuum outlet?
rotfl

Sonny Corinthos

01-11-2006, 08:28 PM

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d5/tyjas13/DSCK0009.jpg

what do ya think? :hungry: :thumbsup:

kantonburg

01-11-2006, 08:32 PM

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d5/tyjas13/DSCK0009.jpg

what do ya think?

Nice in house vacuum system!

Graftenberg

01-14-2006, 03:57 AM

You can see mine on my Myspace page, if you need to.

= J

I was hoping you meant your gf's ass. :brickwl2:

She's got some nice abs though.:thumbsup:

debbert

01-14-2006, 06:12 PM

Nice ass but when do we get to see your penis?

boston george

01-16-2006, 02:14 PM

Boy some of you guys are mean. I'd hate to see what you guys would say if i posted a pic of my girls ass (and I took a new one a couple days ago, no panties in mine though :D )

Don't get me wrong she is a very beautiful woman but she isn't a stick figure like most of you seem to prefer. So you can keep all your uber-skinny girls and have fun with your A-cups. I'll stick with her 36-D's ;)

The Bus

01-17-2006, 08:56 PM