Guys, be honest in the early part of your....

[Giantrobo]

...Masturbating hobbie/career did any of you actually do it to National Geographic, the Legendary Sears Catalog, or any other non-sexual easier to get than porn mags pre-internet/vhs/dvd source of "masturbatory inspiration"? :lol:

I figure a lot of the older guys here have probably used the Legendary Sears Catalog Bra and underwear section. :up: What else did we have at that age? I'm also thinking you've probably rubbed one or two out to National Geographic when they had pics of topless women in Africa or South America because let's face it, not all those NatGeo tits were long sagging sadsacks. I mean come on, some of the girls were in their late teens and 20's and they had perky tits. ;)

[SINGLE104]

No. I've always had access to hardcore pornography althrough my adolescent years.

[GMan2819]

Yeah, I've always had access to hard-core porn in my early teen years. There was this guy in my neighborhood who owned a used book store. He bought and sold the usual stuff like Playboy, Penthouse, and Hustler. The hard core stuff he kept behind the counter and he didn't have a problem with me looking thru the stack. Even let me buy a few pieces.

[JimmySRU]

man sears catalog all the time man wow. those were the days.

[Bandoman]

What do you mean? I still use the <strike>Toys R Us</strike> Sears catalog.

[das Monkey]

"Come see the softer side of Sears."

das

[Dan1boy]

No. I've always had access to hardcore pornography althrough my adolescent years.

same here....

[cungar]

Sears catalog, JC Penney, Woman's Day, the Spiegel catalog, the celebrity section in Time magazine, Good Housekeeping, the clothing ads in the LA Times, heck practically the only thing I didn't jerk off to was my Mom's Burrpee seed catalog.

Never did the National Geo thing though. Sagging ubangee boobs don't do it for me.

[Giantrobo]

Never did the National Geo thing though. Sagging ubangee boobs don't do it for me.


I guess I was the only one who saw the issues with the "Cute young non saggy native Girls". :lol:

[Turd Ferguson]

I had a few good hardcore magazines that I got out of my neighbor's trash and hid in my closet. My cousin also got me the Vanna White Playboy at 7-11 when it came out. I blew enough loads over that one to fill the external fuel tank of the space shuttle.

[Al_Tahoe]

I had a few good hardcore magazines that I got out of my neighbor's trash and hid in my closet.Same thing happened to me. When I found them I did a dance like that old fart in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre... talk about striking the mother lode! :D

[Mondo Kane]

The saggy native gals never did anything to me, but homegirl on SHAKA ZULU....Whoa! I'm sure you know which one I'm talking about if you've seen it.

[riley_dude]

I started with forum magazine which would tell stories about sexual situations. Later found a friend who found his Dad's porn stash and we would go watch that on lunch during my H.S days.

[zombiezilla]

Cosmopolitan...from the covers (always hot) to some ads, always good stuff when I was a young'un.

[eedoon]

Magazines, usually. The older Computer Gaming World issue have advertising for adult interactive title. At least before they blur it out on later issue, that is.

[Nick Danger]

I had a lingerie ad from a sunday paper that was so hot that I saved it. We had just moved, and I didn't have anything better. Later I discovered that a nearby used book store had an adult section, and the clerk didn't mind if I went back there if I bought something. I had three Playboys for the rest of the year.

We were staying in the house of someone else while they were out of town. I had room belonging to the teenage son. I left him the Playboys in my hiding place, because I figured that it would be a nice thing to do. Sadly, his mom discovered them and gave my dad an angry call.

[devilshalo]

Scrambled ON or SelecTV. I would rewire the antenna so that I got much better reception than Jim in American Pie.

[devilshalo]

The saggy native gals never did anything to me, but homegirl on SHAKA ZULU....Whoa! I'm sure you know which one I'm talking about if you've seen it.
But that's why it was a treat for them to go to Fiji ot Tahiti or Papua New Guinea. :drool:

[Michael Corvin]

Dad had a Playboy collection stash. Other than that, fredericks & VS. No National Geo.

[PopcornTreeCt]

MTV's The Grind.

[Giantrobo]

Scrambled ON or SelecTV. I would rewire the antenna so that I got much better reception than Jim in American Pie.

Om my Gawd! I forgot about scrambled ON TV! Dude, you could totally catch softcore porn on that and even when it was scrambled you could still see the goods. Hell, sometimes the picture would totally unscramble for a few minutes as if someone subscribed and you could see and hear it all. :lol:

[Trout]

Om my Gawd! I forgot about scrambled ON TV! Dude, you could totally catch softcore porn on that and even when it was scrambled you could still see the goods. Hell, sometimes the picture would totally unscramble for a few minutes as if someone subscribed and you could see and hear it all. :lol:

I remember the Playboy chanel coming in unscrambled back in '94. Actually got to watch most of the film Les Femmes Erotiques 2 (softcore, but still pretty good).

[digitalfreaknyc]

I used to do the underwear sections of some of the catalogs. Unfortunately, I don't remember them selling mens bikini briefs or thongs though I could be wrong.

[mugwump]

Hilarious. I was too high brow for the Sears catalog and reserved my attentions for the much finer Hudson's catalog. But nothing would kill the mood faster than turning the pages one too many and finding yourself stroking out to the girdle section.;)

As for ON TV, sometimes I would turn it on just to fall asleep to the audio -- all that moaning and groaning was very soothing. Oh, and how about those Solid Gold dancers?

[criptik28]

Sears, JC Penney's, the Sunday ads... :up:

[Vandelay_Inds]

I believe "porn" is powerfully un-enticing. If there ever was anything erotic in this world, that's lingerie catalogues.

[Mondo Kane]

I remember the Playboy chanel coming in unscrambled back in '94. Actually got to watch most of the film Les Femmes Erotiques 2 (softcore, but still pretty good).

If you had access to a big, motorized dish in the mid-90's, plenty of channels would lose their blockage every now and then and you would get treated to some cool stuff. There was a xxx channel (Forgot what it was called, but it wasn't the "Spice channel") which just ran for free for damn near an entire month. All you had to do was pop in a blank video tape (On EP mode) and be set free :toast:

[Da Thrilla]

I also had access to porn at a very, VERY young age. :up:

[Michael Ballack]

Nah, I was lucky enough to come of masturbation age right around the time my family got the internet.

[Dubya]

My cousin also got me the Vanna White Playboy at 7-11 when it came out. I blew enough loads over that one to fill the external fuel tank of the space shuttle.

:thumbsup: Many afternoons after school were spent with that issue. She was smokin' hot in those lingerie pics. The fashion magazines my mom would get in the mail (Glamour, Cosmopolitan, etc.) were also put to good use ;)

[tommyp007]

Cop 1: Did you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?

Moe: No!

Lie detector: (buzzer)

Moe: All right, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him!

Lie detector: (ding)

Cop 1: Checks out.

Cop 2: Okay, sir, you're free to go.

Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight...

Lie detector: (buzzer)

Moe: ...a date...

Lie detector: (buzzer)

Moe: ...dinner with friends...

Lie detector: (buzzer)

Moe: ...dinner alone...

Lie detector: (buzzer)

Moe: ...watching TV alone....

Lie detector: (buzzer)

Moe: All right...I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog

Lie detector: (buzzer)

Moe: ...Sears catalog.

Lie detector: (ding)

Moe: Now would you unhook this already please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!

Lie detector: (buzzer)

[Turd Ferguson]

Nah, I was lucky enough to come of masturbation age right around the time my family got the internet.

I'd have had forearms like Popeye if I had the internet back when I hit puberty.

[Al_Tahoe]

I'd have had forearms like Popeye if I had the internet back when I hit puberty.Well, one forearm like Popeye. :)

[zuffy]

No. I've always had access to hardcore pornography althrough my adolescent years.

Same here. Stephanie Seymour was great too in Victoria Secrets. :D

[Michael Ballack]

I'd have had forearms like Popeye if I had the internet back when I hit puberty.

Well, I have hairy palms and I'm now blind, so....


It wasn't like it is now though. It wasn't fun downloading a small video clip that was 5 seconds long on a 28.8 modem. I can also remember waiting as a gif or jpeg would download and more and more of the picture would start to reveal itself.

[Fok]

Archie comics....betty and veronica :drool:

[art]

The bra catalog? I thought bras were for wearing, not for masturbating to.

[Rockmjd23]

Sorry art, for you it would be the mens' briefs.

[Giantrobo]

The bra catalog? I thought bras were for wearing, not for masturbating to.


With all due respect, I think you've missed the point of this thread. But then again, I don't think you've ever truly understood -STRAIGHT- male libidos despite your claims. ;):p

[chino77]

remember when you were a kid and would find a rain soaked hustler or penthouse in the little wooded lot behind the grocery store? or a torn page would be blowing down the street? that was hitting the jackpot! ahh the good old days. luckily i had found my dads 6 hour vhs tape hiding place...i think i turned it into a 600 hr tape. kids got it to easy these days...lucky bastards!