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Baron Of Hell
07-31-2006, 12:36 AM
I warn you I will delete this post if it gets out of hand.

I know shouldn't post serious things on this forum but here goes nothing. If your girlfriend was hit by a strange ray that caused her to grow 50ft tall would you dive into her vagina?

BuddyRevell
07-31-2006, 01:21 AM
FUCK THAT! And what the F?

Al_Tahoe
07-31-2006, 02:39 AM
I know shouldn't post serious things on this forum but here goes nothing. If your girlfriend was hit by a strange ray that caused her to grow 50ft tall would you dive into her vagina?You consider this a 'serious thing'. -confused-

To answer your question... No, I wouldn't. I would find the source of the strange ray and zap my dick. Then I would change my username to Al_Porno.

Josh-da-man
07-31-2006, 05:43 AM
Yes, I would.

And if she took an enema with a firehose, I'd also gladly go up her ass like a gerbil.

SINGLE104
07-31-2006, 07:46 AM
You have a wild imagination.

Baron Of Hell
07-31-2006, 08:11 AM
Look I have a lady with a leg sticking out the front door. Another leg going out backdoor. Her head shot through the roof. And a arm shot out the attic window. This is very, very serious situation here. I got to know if I should go to the sports store and grab a wetsuit or dive in bear back.

Thanks everyone that gave a serious answer. I got hundred stupid neighbors gawking and pointing at my 50ft lady stuck in the house. The ray seems to have made her 50 times more horny and because of her position she can't relieve herself.

XavierMike
07-31-2006, 08:31 AM
Look I have a lady with a leg sticking out the front door. Another leg going out backdoor. Her head shot through the roof. And a arm shot out the attic window. This is very, very serious situation here. I got to know if I should go to the sports store and grab a wetsuit or dive in bear back.

Thanks everyone that gave a serious answer. I got hundred stupid neighbors gawking and pointing at my 50ft lady stuck in the house. The ray seems to have made her 50 times more horny and because of her position she can't relieve herself.


She isn't a squirter is she? :eek:

Graftenberg
07-31-2006, 09:27 AM
It's been done in comics before.
http://www.comixfan.com/xfan/images/covers/avengv3-71.jpg

BY JENNIFER M. CONTINO
If you're expecting your regular dose of Avengers next week, you are going to have to wait seven additional days. Marvel Comics has delayed shipping and changed the rating of the issue from "PSR" to "MR." The change is attributed to adult themes and situations.
Retailers received notice earlier today of the change in rating and delay in shipping. Marvel Comics told retailers to treat this like a "mature readers" title.

This issue marks the first time a mainstream Marvel title has received a "mature rating." The House had previously said it would not change ratings between issues of a serialized series.

<b>This issue features implied sexual relations between an ant sized Hank Pymm and his ex-wife, one full sized Janet Van Dyne. </b>

http://www.comicon.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=36&t=001432

Passion4DVDs
07-31-2006, 10:51 AM
Funny response at that comicon link... Here is the quote.


"I honestly can barely figure out what he'd be doing at 2 inches tall down there. My issue isn't with trips down South, those are great, but... I don't want to get my post erased Can he breathe OK? Is he doing jumping jacks? Some reps on the pink punching bag?"

ben12
07-31-2006, 02:09 PM
Funny response at that comicon link... Here is the quote.


"I honestly can barely figure out what he'd be doing at 2 inches tall down there. My issue isn't with trips down South, those are great, but... I don't want to get my post erased Can he breathe OK? Is he doing jumping jacks? Some reps on the pink punching bag?"
What's funnier is that I think he says "Your turn" when he pops up from down below. I could MAYBE imagine what he's doing, but what they hell would SHE do down there?

Michael Ballack
07-31-2006, 07:28 PM
This reminds me of some spanish movie that I saw where there's a dream sequence or something where a story is told about a man who shrinks and eventually goes to live in his wife's vagina. It was pretty neat too, I bet it was cool to be in charge of making the giant vagina that had to be shot on film.

Demontooth
07-31-2006, 08:24 PM
Fresh out of the bath....yes

Cooped up in her pants all day....no

Heat
07-31-2006, 08:48 PM
This was also done in a Pedro Almodovar movie, "Talk To Her".

Michael Ballack
07-31-2006, 08:56 PM
This was also done in a Pedro Almodovar movie, "Talk To Her".

In the same movie, does a guy have sex with someone in a coma? If so, that would be the one.

TheGodfather
07-31-2006, 11:29 PM
Look I have a lady with a leg sticking out the front door. Another leg going out backdoor. Her head shot through the roof. And a arm shot out the attic window. This is very, very serious situation here. I got to know if I should go to the sports store and grab a wetsuit or dive in bear back.

Thanks everyone that gave a serious answer. I got hundred stupid neighbors gawking and pointing at my 50ft lady stuck in the house. The ray seems to have made her 50 times more horny and because of her position she can't relieve herself.
I envy you, sir.

DrRingDing
08-01-2006, 06:04 AM
This just reminds me of the South Park episode where Kenny does all the Jackass-type stuff and he dies after he climbs up the bus driver's vagina... :lol:

Very weird thread, by the way! Get's my weirdest of the year vote, that's fer sher.
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