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MartinBlank
08-10-2006, 11:36 PM
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/the_midget_story.phtml

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Wow....just wow.

RaraFemina
08-11-2006, 03:34 AM
I am totally going to hell. I laughed my ass off at a midget fucking story.

bill_n_opus
08-11-2006, 09:25 AM
Jesus, i'm going to hell with you. Check out some of these quotes!

Only one final question: I got on bottom and had her ride me. Despite my best drunken attempt, I was not able to spin her like a top on my penis. It might have worked if my dick was longer, but alas, I am an average white guy.



and ...

She passed out when we were done, and I joined the party that was still going. Flush with excitement and pride, I triumphantly threw my hand in the air and yelled across the apartment,

"RAISE YOUR FUCKING HAND IF YOU'VE EVER FUCKED A MIDGET, BITCHES!!"



Oh, man, that's some crazy shit.

NORML54601
08-11-2006, 01:43 PM
You left out the best part.


"RAISE YOUR FUCKING HAND IF YOU'VE EVER FUCKED A MIDGET, BITCHES!!"

The other two midgets raised their hands. Thanks assholes.


rotfl Awesome story

Giantrobo
08-12-2006, 12:33 PM
Wow, even midgets are gettin' more sex than I am. :(

When will it end....

dvdlover631
08-12-2006, 12:50 PM
Would anyone have a link to any scenes that feature Bridget The Midget? I have seen her in some mainstream movies and on the HBO show Cathouse, I would love to see one of her hardcore scene's...Thanks!

Giantrobo
08-12-2006, 01:24 PM
Would anyone have a link to any scenes that feature Bridget The Midget? I have seen her in some mainstream movies and on the HBO show Cathouse, I would love to see one of her hardcore scene's...Thanks!

Results at askjolene.com (http://search.askjolene.com/search?qr=%22Bridget+the+midget%22&aid=3&pq=&mgc=&sort=date&media=mov)

Osiris
08-13-2006, 12:23 PM
The story was hilarious. lmao

waporvare
08-13-2006, 09:48 PM
This story is a hell of a lot funnier

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml #278

brianluvdvd
08-15-2006, 10:03 AM
This story is a hell of a lot funnier

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml #278

Awesome. The midget story and this had me actually "LOLing"...something I rarely do with my computer but somehow type all the time.

spainlinx0
08-16-2006, 12:37 AM
The anal story brought tears to my eyes I was laughing so hard. That is some great stuff.