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IDrinkMolson
08-31-2006, 01:10 PM
I don't know how she did it. Damn those crazy French Canadians. Only thing it needs is a Molson.

http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/1JwtmHDE933261Tnb

12thmonkey
08-31-2006, 01:23 PM
That's Ursula Martinez. She took a beginner vanish and made it sooo much more. Love it.

SPiRAL
08-31-2006, 02:03 PM
Fuckin awesome :thumbsup:

Thanos6
08-31-2006, 02:29 PM
Great trick. And I loved the audience reactions.

*ponders the odds of a show like that making it to SC*

Shannon Nutt
08-31-2006, 02:40 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that chick is kind of creepy?

charlie bucket
08-31-2006, 02:44 PM
I didn't like the faces and hand movements she made.

Too distracting.

And yes...creepy

cungar
08-31-2006, 04:35 PM
I didn't like the faces and hand movements she made.

Too distracting.

And yes...creepy

Yeah me either. Not very erotic. Those hand movements creeped me out.

NORML54601
08-31-2006, 05:41 PM
Sexy: no
Hilarious: absolutely

Anyone have a link to d/l?

asabase
08-31-2006, 06:32 PM
My guess is there is a skin colored pocket attached to her palm that she's stuffing it in every time. Hence the hand shaking so you can't see it.

Funny ending.

Michael Corvin
08-31-2006, 06:47 PM
I didn't like the faces and hand movements she made.

Too distracting.

And yes...creepy

Agreed.

Makes it look like her day job is being a mime.

Cool trick though.

kantonburg
08-31-2006, 07:26 PM
I could do without the ridiculous faces.

Five Cent Deposit
08-31-2006, 08:52 PM
My guess is there is a skin colored pocket attached to her palm that she's stuffing it in every time. Hence the hand shaking so you can't see it.

Funny ending.


Close. She has a plastic thumb. It slides on top of her right thumb. She holds it in her left fist, stuffs the hanky in, and then (you'll notice) always finishes stuffing the last bit in with her right thumb. She jams her right thumb in tightly, then opens her hands. Her right thumb is now a little longer than it should be because of the wadded up silk in the tip. Every time she has to pull the silk out again, you'll notice her right hand goes in first, so she can conceal the fact that inside her bra/panties/whatever, she is slipping the thumb off, pulling the hanky out of it, then jamming it back onto her real thumb. You'll notice that she usually keeps her right hand curled into a fist with her thumb inside it. She also waves her hands around excessively (and yes, creepily) to hide the longer thumb. She's terrible and it comes from a lack of confidence. It amazes me that a woman could be naked, with the audience tens of yards away, and not believe that her body could be enough to distract people from staring at her thumb. Her entire body language is stiff and frightened. I've seen that trick performed "up close" (where it is meant to be performed, with the magician an arm's length away from his/her audience) with a SHINY METAL TEST TUBE instead of a flesh colored rubber prosthetic, and it worked because the patter/body language was so good.

EdTheRipper
08-31-2006, 09:39 PM
Pretty cool to watch.

Giantrobo
09-01-2006, 03:26 AM
I didn't like the faces and hand movements she made.

<b>Too distracting.</b>




Yeah, <i>that's</i> the point isn't it? It really looks like she was slipping the cloth under her armpit...especially when she was nude. If you notice when she shook her hands she kept her arms tight to her sides. I thik she was slipping the cloth back into her hand from her armpits when she had her back to the audience and when she was taking the cloth out of her bra, panties, and coochie....she was really pulling it from her clenched other hand.


If I were helping her with the act I would have her let her hair down towards the end and take her shoes off.

Giantrobo
09-01-2006, 03:32 AM
Close. She has a plastic thumb. It slides on top of her right thumb. She holds it in her left fist, stuffs the hanky in, and then (you'll notice) always finishes stuffing the last bit in with her right thumb. She jams her right thumb in tightly, then opens her hands. Her right thumb is now a little longer than it should be because of the wadded up silk in the tip. Every time she has to pull the silk out again, you'll notice her right hand goes in first, so she can conceal the fact that inside her bra/panties/whatever, she is slipping the thumb off, pulling the hanky out of it, then jamming it back onto her real thumb. You'll notice that she usually keeps her right hand curled into a fist with her thumb inside it. She also waves her hands around excessively (and yes, creepily) to hide the longer thumb. She's terrible and it comes from a lack of confidence. It amazes me that a woman could be naked, with the audience tens of yards away, and not believe that her body could be enough to distract people from staring at her thumb. Her entire body language is stiff and frightened. I've seen that trick performed "up close" (where it is meant to be performed, with the magician an arm's length away from his/her audience) with a SHINY METAL TEST TUBE instead of a flesh colored rubber prosthetic, and it worked because the patter/body language was so good.


It really looks like she was slipping the cloth under her armpit...especially when she was nude. If you notice when she shook her hands she kept her arms tight to her sides. I thik she was slipping the cloth back into her hand from her armpits when she had her back to the audience and when she was taking the cloth out of her bra, panties, and coochie....she was really pulling it from her clenched other hand.


If I were helping her with the act I would have her let her hair down towards the end and take her shoes off.

achau9598
09-01-2006, 03:58 AM
something about her reminded me of the boss in "40 year-old virgin"

IDrinkMolson
09-01-2006, 09:16 AM
I just realized, red is kind of a bad color for the handkerchief when she pulls it out of her cooch.

The_Infidel
09-01-2006, 09:30 AM
He's right about the thumb thing. I watched it again and you can tell her right thumb is about an inch or two longer during the hand-shaking moment.

FunkDaddy J
09-01-2006, 09:35 AM
This is fantastic. I don't care that she's not exactly smokin', and that she's not exactly an accomplished magician. She had guts to do this. We need more magic with nudity.

Shannon Nutt
09-01-2006, 11:46 AM
We need more magic with nudity.

I pray to God that Penn Jillette doesn't read this thread. :)

Michael Corvin
09-01-2006, 11:59 AM
He's right about the thumb thing. I watched it again and you can tell her right thumb is about an inch or two longer during the hand-shaking moment.

Gives a deeper meaning to the thread title.

Tenacious D
09-01-2006, 01:56 PM
This is fantastic. I don't care that she's not exactly smokin', and that she's not exactly an accomplished magician. She had guts to do this. We need more magic with nudity.

Amen, Brother!

Tenacious D
09-01-2006, 01:57 PM
I pray to God that Penn Jillette doesn't read this thread. :)

And Amen to you too, Brother! :lol:

parker63
09-01-2006, 01:58 PM
I just realized, red is kind of a bad color for the handkerchief when she pulls it out of her cooch.

rotfl Dammit Molson.... almost choked on a soda...

Sonicflood
09-01-2006, 07:34 PM
Sexy: no
Hilarious: absolutely

Anyone have a link to d/l?

http://www.filecabi.net/video/maghide14a.html

Let it play then check your temporary internet file folder.

Baron Of Hell
09-01-2006, 08:35 PM
She's a witch. Burn her. Burn the witch before she bewitches us all with her foul magic tampon.

The_Infidel
09-02-2006, 03:13 AM
Gives a deeper meaning to the thread title.
[Principal Skinner]Yes. Yes it does.[/Principal Skinner]

MasterofDVD
09-02-2006, 12:36 PM
I don't care whether she is doing magic or acting......Molly Shannon just doesn't do anything for me.

NCMojo
09-02-2006, 09:04 PM
This is fantastic. I don't care that she's not exactly smokin', and that she's not exactly an accomplished magician. She had guts to do this. We need more magic with nudity.
Bad magic.

Bad nudity.

You realize that asking for more magic with nudity will only encourage sites like this (http://www.nakedmagician.com/effect.html)???

-ohbfrank-

rennervision
09-02-2006, 09:59 PM
I may be way off here, but she seemed more like a comedian than a magician. Maybe this was a comedy show + nudity instead of a magic show + nudity.

RayChuang
09-02-2006, 10:35 PM
I may be way off here, but she seemed more like a comedian than a magician. Maybe this was a comedy show + nudity instead of a magic show + nudity.

If you look up her web site (www.ursulamartinez.com), what you saw on that video is actually not the first time she did something like this. She did something similar for her longer show Show Off and in another choreographed sequence, Light My Fire. I have to wonder has she ever done her shows in the New York City area, where her work would be much appreciated.

TheStoicPaisano
09-02-2006, 10:44 PM
She's too smarmy looking.

Jason
09-03-2006, 09:50 AM
If you look up her web site (www.ursulamartinez.com), what you saw on that video is actually not the first time she did something like this. She did something similar for her longer show Show Off and in another choreographed sequence, Light My Fire. I have to wonder has she ever done her shows in the New York City area, where her work would be much appreciated.

She does a stage play with her parents where all three of them are naked on stage together. Freaky, to say the least.

ravan
09-03-2006, 11:20 AM
She does birthdays and bar mitzvahs.. hmm