View Full Version : Men's asses are more beautiful than women's
Sorry, girls, but your behinds have a use-by date. Once you get into your 30's and 40's, you develop cellulite and fatty puffs here and there. On the other hand, a man's more muscular behind retains its shape and status for at least a decade longer. I know because I've seen quite a few.
As for overall shape in a pair of jeans, both men's and women's can be very attractive. Even straight guys would agree with me that some men have very shapely and sexy behinds.
bwvanh114
10-21-2006, 09:54 PM
Hi art, have you had the courage to come out of the closet yet?
NCMojo
10-21-2006, 09:59 PM
rotfl rotfl rotfl
Ah, art. With everything else in the world gone crazy... you're like a breath of stale air.
The_Infidel
10-21-2006, 10:01 PM
-popcorn-
Josh-da-man
10-21-2006, 10:09 PM
The world makes sense now.
Lemdog
10-21-2006, 10:32 PM
:suicide:
Rockmjd23
10-21-2006, 11:35 PM
Watch out, Justin Timberlake. Art has your homophobic ass in his crosshairs...
http://imdb.com/name/nm0005493/board/thread/54237811
Justin ignores his gay fans
by arthurs-1 (Thu Sep 21 2006 11:16:53
Justin Timberlake should be re-named Justin Timber-Snake. His album purports to be about sexy but it's really about sleazy and is directed towards male heterosexual fantasy. For example, look at the lyrics - they're all gender-specific, referring to "girl" quite frequently. He is not addressing his gay male fans or including them in the notion of "sexy". If gay people still believe he is on their side, think again.
MartinBlank
10-21-2006, 11:45 PM
-popcorn-
waporvare
10-21-2006, 11:46 PM
You're shit has really become old. Find some other cause to champion, like gay animal rights.
XavierMike
10-21-2006, 11:59 PM
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Art
:horse:
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Arpeggi
10-22-2006, 12:23 AM
I can't believe I'm the first to post this:
Pics?
FinkPish
10-22-2006, 01:19 AM
Why hasn't art been banned yet?
DonnachaOne
10-22-2006, 01:39 AM
Why hasn't art been banned yet?
Because you can't put a price on this kind of humor.
FinkPish
10-22-2006, 02:07 AM
All I know is, Trolls don't make good pets.
TheBigDave
10-22-2006, 04:57 AM
http://www.theslutswelove.com/funstuff/gayyoutry.jpg
RoyalTea
10-22-2006, 05:55 AM
Men's penises are more beautiful than women's
Mrs. Danger
10-22-2006, 07:50 AM
Hey, I've been watching asses all weekend, and the women's jiggle much more attractively. Guy asses are fun to watch flex as they walk, but that wobble and judder of a big skooshy woman's ass is fabulous.
The guys in leather kilts are lovely. Nice legs!
Bandoman
10-22-2006, 07:54 AM
At least this thread isn't about the double-standards of the sleazy porn industry.
Demontooth
10-22-2006, 08:27 AM
Obviously you have never seen my ass
JimmySRU
10-22-2006, 08:56 AM
art your the reason I joined DVD talk
Nick Danger
10-22-2006, 09:51 AM
Art prefers a guy's muscular ass to a woman's fat ass. But which does he prefer between a woman's muscular ass or a guy's fat ass? Lots of fat-ass men out there, Art.
The Bus
10-22-2006, 10:30 AM
Exhibit A.
http://www.strangevehicles.com/images/content/103878.jpg
Exhibit B.
http://images.google.com/url?q=http://jpatokal.iki.fi/photo/travel/Japan/Culture/Sumo/Rikishi_NiceButt.JPG&sig=__FKb_8mdBcJJunlVbgIta1u18KxM=
logrus9
10-22-2006, 11:47 AM
This should scare Art away.
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h232/eddiethefish/14415034411.gif
crazyronin
10-22-2006, 12:14 PM
Art,
you are like a swift kick to the nuts when the ordinary, hum drum world gets me down.
rotfl rotfl rotfl
KDforever
10-22-2006, 12:36 PM
Ok, I'm sorry to plan spelling nazi here but...
You're = You are
your = well, your
Hey art! I've missed you and your very special brand of posting humor. Please, post of picture of your ass so we can see if your claim is correct. :D
Mrs. D is right, btw. A woman's ass is much nicer than any man-butt. Ever.
Groucho
10-22-2006, 12:38 PM
http://rapspot.dk/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Hairy-ass.jpg
Monica Clinton
10-22-2006, 01:02 PM
http://home.comcast.net/~cbaggs4/thong.jpg
TomOpus
10-22-2006, 01:19 PM
Now that's an ass I can get behind.
The Bus
10-22-2006, 02:37 PM
Groucho, how many galleries did you have to go through to find that?
Tscott
10-22-2006, 02:43 PM
Beauty is in the brown eye of the beholder.
freshticles
10-22-2006, 04:35 PM
I'm not super familiar with art but he is gay, correct?? I'm refering to a post he made where he decided he didn't like the killers anymore because theygrew facial hair...
bwvanh114
10-22-2006, 04:41 PM
Yes, he is gay, or at least bi-sexual. It's rather sad really. At first I thought it was a failure of society that he can not come out of the closet with regards to his homosexual nature. Perhaps he lives with strict parents or something.
But now I believe the failure is all his: that he can not, even on an anonymous board admit that he is gay. That's just sad.
funstan
10-22-2006, 05:33 PM
I would never snort coke off of a guys ass, does that count for anything?
Giantrobo
10-22-2006, 05:38 PM
How does the Van Halen song go? "We got the best...of...Both...Worlds!"
Now art doesn't have to "choose sides". :lol:
;)
http://gallys.nastydollars.com/tr/315/jhenifer-002.jpg
The Cow
10-22-2006, 07:09 PM
Sorry, girls, but your behinds have a use-by date. Once you get into your 30's and 40's, you develop cellulite and fatty puffs here and there. On the other hand, a man's more muscular behind retains its shape and status for at least a decade longer. I know because I've seen quite a few.
As for overall shape in a pair of jeans, both men's and women's can be very attractive. Even straight guys would agree with me that some men have very shapely and sexy behinds.
art.. you are losing it. you used to be fun to at least ridicule...
this is just dumb. BRING BACK DANOL!
Charlie Goose
10-22-2006, 07:57 PM
http://www.charliegoose.homestead.com/files/presto.jpg
Demontooth
10-22-2006, 09:35 PM
Are you guys saying that he is more gay than a sack of dicks?
Suprmallet
10-23-2006, 01:07 AM
A sack of dicks would be more disturbing than gay, I would think. Where did the dicks come from? Did someone collect them? What happened to the men whose dicks were removed? Are they walking around dickless? Are we even sure that they're human dicks?
Josh-da-man
10-23-2006, 01:28 AM
http://rapspot.dk/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Hairy-ass.jpg
Is that Freddie Mercury?
Bandoman
10-23-2006, 06:48 AM
Groucho, how many galleries did you have to go through to find that?
I'm pretty sure he had that saved on his hard drive.
Mrs. Danger
10-23-2006, 08:10 AM
But... .but....
SINGLE104
10-23-2006, 09:13 AM
Are you guys saying that he is more gay than a sack of dicks?
The term "more gay" doesn't apply. If a person is gay, their gay period. No more, no less.
boogieman03
10-23-2006, 12:28 PM
:lol:
pzjgr
10-23-2006, 03:22 PM
Sorry, girls, but your behinds have a use-by date. Once you get into your 30's and 40's, you develop cellulite and fatty puffs here and there. On the other hand, a man's more muscular behind retains its shape and status for at least a decade longer. I know because I've seen quite a few.
As for overall shape in a pair of jeans, both men's and women's can be very attractive. Even straight guys would agree with me that some men have very shapely and sexy behinds.
Sorry dude, you're wrong there, like on so many other levels...
Thats the whole essence of being a straight man...I find NO mans behind shapely or sexy....
Womens asses on the other hand, MMmmmmmm Mmmmmmm good, put it on a platter and let me at 'em...
Again, please don't go ascribing your feelings to straight men....you don't speak for me, I don't speak for you....
Monica Clinton
10-23-2006, 04:34 PM
Sorry dude, you're wrong there, like on so many other levels...
Thats the whole essence of being a straight man...I find NO mans behind shapely or sexy....
Womens asses on the other hand, MMmmmmmm Mmmmmmm good, put it on a platter and let me at 'em...
Again, please don't go ascribing your feelings to straight men....you don't speak for me, I don't speak for you....
Completely agree!
http://home.comcast.net/~cbaggs4/b1.jpg
Max Bottomtime
10-23-2006, 05:22 PM
http://dive.scubadiving.com/members/memberimages/10404_872_8.jpg
Johnny Zhivago
10-23-2006, 05:37 PM
^^^^^ WTF? :grunt:
:lol: at the latest art thread... It's a good one.
FinkPish
10-23-2006, 05:55 PM
Prediction: art comes back in about a week (after this thread has fallen to the bottom of the page) and basically repeats what he said in the original post.
Giantrobo
10-23-2006, 06:33 PM
Girl's asses also smell and taste better....
NCMojo
10-23-2006, 07:15 PM
I'm pretty sure he had that saved on his hard drive.
I bet that's his wallpaper.
KDforever
10-23-2006, 07:48 PM
I bet that's his wallpaper.
Oh snap! :lol:
Buford T Pusser
10-23-2006, 11:35 PM
A sack of dicks would be more disturbing than gay, I would think. Where did the dicks come from? Did someone collect them? What happened to the men whose dicks were removed? Are they walking around dickless? Are we even sure that they're human dicks?
Nice try but you left out the most important question.
Paper or plastic?
Buford T Pusser
10-23-2006, 11:36 PM
The term "more gay" doesn't apply. If a person is gay, their gay period. No more, no less.
I'm surprised Kittydreamer hasn't schooled you yet on the use of "their".
Wha appen Kitty?
SINGLE104
10-23-2006, 11:53 PM
I'm surprised Kittydreamer hasn't schooled you yet on the use of "their".
Wha appen Kitty?
What are you talking about, and who the hell is Kittydreamer?
Buford T Pusser
10-24-2006, 12:10 AM
See her post on page 2.
big whoppa
10-24-2006, 01:42 AM
Like him or not, art creates these beauties of a thread. :D Hilarious too.
Baron Of Hell
10-24-2006, 02:12 AM
Well the female and male form are both works of art. The ass of one is not superior to the ass of the other. Each as has it place. I personally have never felt the need to feel a man's ass but have seen guys with nice rears. I have also seen women with nice rears that I didn't want to feel though I do from time to time like to grab one.
Any way all I'm saying is enjoy the sight.
The_Infidel
10-24-2006, 03:24 AM
Well the female and male form are both works of art.
Art has done no work on my form whatsoever, thank you very much.
The Bus
10-24-2006, 08:49 AM
Girl's asses also smell and taste better....
A. I'll tkae your word for it, I've never tasted a dude's ass.
B. If you did, was it a double-blind test? :lol: ;)
Also:
http://nov.4chan.org/s/src/1161697888116.jpg
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/LisaPrice/WhatNOTtowearinthespa.jpg
Discuss.
Bandoman
10-24-2006, 01:45 PM
I think art is saying that men's asses hold up better over time, not that a firm young male ass is inherently better than a firm young female ass. I disagree with him, but I think that was his point.
Davy Mack
10-24-2006, 02:28 PM
Well women tend to put on weight in their lower body (pear shape, estrogen...) and men tend to put on weight from the gut up.
KDforever
10-24-2006, 03:08 PM
What are you talking about, and who the hell is Kittydreamer?
I'm Kittydreamer.
McHawkson
10-24-2006, 03:40 PM
I'm Kittydreamer.
Who? :hscratch:
-ptth-
KDforever
10-24-2006, 04:44 PM
Who? :hscratch:
-ptth-
:grunt: Fine. *stomps off to pout*
Howiefan
10-24-2006, 05:43 PM
What are you talking about, and who the hell is Kittydreamer?
She's this woman who dreams of pussy. Of course she'll prefer women's asses! ;)
I have observed in social situations how straight guys react to the sight of an attractive male behind. Their eyes usually dart up and down and then there's a tick-like movement across the face. Don't deny it - I've seen it many, many times. I would bet London to a brick that a shapely male behind piques the male heterosexual libido.
The_Infidel
11-05-2006, 01:18 AM
You're such a blatant goddamn troll, art. This thread had died a quiet death. Please get a life.
crazyronin
11-05-2006, 07:05 AM
How come I have trouble believing that art spends any time looking at men's faces?
Buford T Pusser
11-05-2006, 08:12 AM
I have never looked at a guy's ass before. Odd that.
Bandoman
11-05-2006, 12:47 PM
I have never looked at a guy's ass before. Odd that.
I would bet Schenectady to a donut you have.
Mrs. Danger
11-06-2006, 07:44 AM
Here's a brick. When do I get London?
They are not attracted to the ass, they are envious. Men who care too much about their looks (such as the pretty boys Art hangs out with) are always comparing their physique in general with other men's. They aren't thinking, "I want to tap that ass.", they are thinking, "How can I get tight buns like that, to attract women?"
I like the look of any healthy, well toned ass. Women's are easier to draw, though.
FinkPish
11-06-2006, 10:53 AM
Prediction: art comes back in about a week (after this thread has fallen to the bottom of the page) and basically repeats what he said in the original post.
I have observed in social situations how straight guys react to the sight of an attractive male behind. Their eyes usually dart up and down and then there's a tick-like movement across the face. Don't deny it - I've seen it many, many times. I would bet London to a brick that a shapely male behind piques the male heterosexual libido.
Booyah!
Buford T Pusser
11-06-2006, 12:37 PM
I would bet Schenectady to a donut you have.
Nope but I'd bet Poughkeepsie to a foot picker you have.
dvdguybri
11-06-2006, 03:15 PM
Men's penises are more beautiful than women's
you my friend need to see a shrink :suicide:
Mrs. Danger
11-06-2006, 03:50 PM
Men's penises are bigger than women's.
jw2299
11-06-2006, 08:27 PM
I'm really amazed that art hasn't been banned yet. It seems that members have been banned for the exact type of thing art does on a regular basis.
I don't really care either way. He's on my ignore list.
riley_dude
11-06-2006, 10:24 PM
I vote for Mens.
Mrs. Danger
11-08-2006, 04:37 PM
Yeah! This ought to be a POLL!
On the other hand, a man's more muscular behind retains its shape and status for at least a decade longer. I know because I've seen quite a few.
Well, I don't doubt that for a minute! :eek:
OK, I've officially grown tired of his threads. Unless the next one is his long overdue coming-out thread, I say we all ignore him from now on because he's getting the one thing he crazes the most (aside from the obvious)...attention.
bill_n_opus
11-10-2006, 07:33 AM
I'm really amazed that art hasn't been banned yet. It seems that members have been banned for the exact type of thing art does on a regular basis.
art is really slipping.
Quality of his trolling is going way down starting with this thread ... it was the quality that kept him from getting banned.
Now that he's reaching you'll see one of a couple of things happen:
- art won't rise to the occasion and his trolling remains stuck in the mud ... but he'll keep trying and then he'll be banned because he won't be entertaining anymore and his cushion will evaporate.
- art will rise to the occasion and his trolling will get better or perhaps to his previous level ... for the time being ... can't keep it up for long like Roger Clemens. Gotta retire sometime when the schtick gets old and tired.
-art will flame out and die a slow death only to be remembered as whispered legend ... truly what he wanted in the first place through his attention-seeking behavior that most everyone enabled or indulged in.
Mrs. Danger
11-10-2006, 08:12 AM
I want to see a picture of ART'S ass.
crazyronin
11-10-2006, 08:29 AM
I want to see a picture of ART'S ass.
Oh please, God. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!-eek-
Isn't it hilarious how all the straight guys deny finding a man's ass beautiful, yet these same straight guys almost expect women to find other women beautiful? Speaks volumes about straight male double standards.
This leads me to my next point. One of the best ways to stump a straight guy in a casual group conversation is to ask him if he finds another male good-looking. He'll um and aah in nervousness, going red in the face or freezing up like a stunned mullet. It's a classic response because internally he knows that he can judge beauty but externally he must control his utterance in case it is perceived to compromise his heterosexuality within the group scenario. Try it sometime, ladies.
All in all, one perceives the modern straight male as a poor, repressed soul.
MartinBlank
11-18-2006, 05:49 PM
Dude, WTF?!?! This thread has been dead for a week, and you go and dig it up?
Get a hobby.
crazyronin
11-18-2006, 06:01 PM
http://www.emutalk.net/images/smilies/newsmilies/yawn.gif http://www.tiglath.org/yahoo/smiles/big37.gif http://www.thaan.nl/i/s/yawn.gifhttp://www.meeeem.com/community/images/smilies/boring.gif
Bandoman
11-18-2006, 06:39 PM
Isn't it hilarious how all the straight guys deny finding a man's ass beautiful, yet these same straight guys almost expect women to find other women beautiful? Speaks volumes about straight male double standards.
:horse: Many straight men find lesbianism sexy, but not male-male action. We've been over this ad nauseum.
This leads me to my next point.
Of course it does.
One of the best ways to stump a straight guy in a casual group conversation is to ask him if he finds another male good-looking. He'll um and aah in nervousness, going red in the face or freezing up like a stunned mullet. It's a classic response because internally he knows that he can judge beauty but externally he must control his utterance in case it is perceived to compromise his heterosexuality within the group scenario. Try it sometime, ladies.
That's because the very question implies a sexual interest in the other male, at least the way you're posing the question in your hypothetical. Of course that would make a heterosexual man uncomfortable.
All in all, one perceives the modern straight male as a poor, repressed soul.
I don't really think many perceive him that way.
NCMojo
11-18-2006, 08:06 PM
All in all, one perceives the modern straight male as a poor, repressed soul.
Highly accurate assesment. "One" does indeed perceive this.
cultshock
11-18-2006, 09:08 PM
Again? Wow, that week went by fast. -ohbfrank-
jdodd
11-19-2006, 06:49 AM
He'll um and aah in nervousness, going red in the face or freezing up like a stunned mullet.
I want more stunned mullets in my straight porn.
http://www.collegedowntime.com/mullets/images/jim.jpg
The_Infidel
11-19-2006, 07:08 AM
Isn't it hilarious how all the straight guys deny finding a man's ass beautiful, yet these same straight guys almost expect women to find other women beautiful? Speaks volumes about straight male double standards.
This leads me to my next point. One of the best ways to stump a straight guy in a casual group conversation is to ask him if he finds another male good-looking. He'll um and aah in nervousness, going red in the face or freezing up like a stunned mullet. It's a classic response because internally he knows that he can judge beauty but externally he must control his utterance in case it is perceived to compromise his heterosexuality within the group scenario. Try it sometime, ladies.
All in all, one perceives the modern straight male as a poor, repressed soul.
Art, once again I'm going to have to ask for your credentials. What level of education do you have, and how many years of research have you overseen, to presume to continue preaching to us on just how and why people do things in the realm of sexuality?
You're always coming in here with your Dictionary O' Facts and telling everyone "this is why men do this, that and the other thing", and you need to realize that you don't speak for males worldwide. You cannot keep saying "this is how it is", just because that's how it is for you.
Get off your ass, get away from the computer, go out into the world and do some real research on your inane subject matter. Talk to people, ask questions, take polls, get laid...do something other than trolling this and every other board you hover over and bumping your dead threads. Your need for attention is getting so blatantly obvious, it really is sad.
Bandoman
11-19-2006, 07:17 AM
Clearly art is an authority on his own ipse dixit.
Tscott
11-19-2006, 07:36 AM
This leads me to my next point.
Finally... :clap:
Wait a minute, that sounds just like your first point. :grunt:
Giantrobo
11-19-2006, 09:04 AM
I want more stunned mullets in my straight porn.
http://www.collegedowntime.com/mullets/images/jim.jpg
Geddy Lee circa 1985 "Grace Under Pressure" Tour?
Mrs. Danger
11-19-2006, 09:28 AM
Actually, men do NOT expect women to admire each other's asses. They expect women to face each other.
-ptth-
And, the crowd I hang out with, the men are not afraid of saying that other men look hot. They know their "masculinity" will not be doubted because they have an aesthetic sense. So I don't get to see what a stunned mullet looks like.
It's one of the perks of living among sane, intelligent people. You should try it, Art.
Mrs Danger,
Note how straight guys try to frame perceptions of our culture in terms of what they personally want to see. For instance, they often call a good-looking male body "homoerotic", as if to say that only gay men would be attracted to it. What a load of poppycock! In fact, I would say it's very hetero-erotic too, for there are tons of heterosexual women who would be attracted to it.
Just goes to show that straight guys don't want to separate their libido from their intellect. They're hiding behind a wall that's now crumbling.
FinkPish
11-19-2006, 04:41 PM
art, I would insult you by telling you to go suck a dick, but I doubt it would have the desired effect.
Mrs. Danger
11-19-2006, 05:48 PM
Mrs Danger,
Note how straight guys try to frame perceptions of our culture in terms of what they personally want to see. For instance, they often call a good-looking male body "homoerotic", as if to say that only gay men would be attracted to it.
Misqoute me again and I'll hex your harddrive.
I know straight men who are perfectly comfortable saying about other men, "Gawd, he's hot. I wish I looked like that!"
The world is not going to re-shape itself to conform to your neruosis. Deal with it.
Bandoman
11-19-2006, 06:50 PM
Just goes to show that straight guys don't want to separate their libido from their intellect.
What does that even mean? :hscratch:
KDforever
11-19-2006, 09:06 PM
Misqoute me again and I'll hex your harddrive.
:lol: OMG Welcome to my new sig. :lol:
The_Infidel
11-19-2006, 09:29 PM
Geddy Lee circa my worst fucking nightmare ever.
Fixed.
The Bus
11-21-2006, 10:59 PM
Mrs Danger,
Note how straight guys try to frame perceptions of our culture in terms of what they personally want to see. For instance, they often call a good-looking male body "homoerotic", as if to say that only gay men would be attracted to it. What a load of poppycock! In fact, I would say it's very hetero-erotic too, for there are tons of heterosexual women who would be attracted to it.
Just goes to show that straight guys don't want to separate their libido from their intellect. They're hiding behind a wall that's now crumbling.
Art. Is it true you won't eat at Kentucky Fried Chicken because you believe their logo to be homophobic?
daniel18
11-22-2006, 12:24 PM
I agree with the thread title to an extent but disagree with the first post. I like a tranny's anus more than a real woman's - it just looks much better to me.
Mrs. Danger
11-22-2006, 03:30 PM
That's interesting. Can you go into more detail?
Giantrobo
11-23-2006, 03:15 AM
That's interesting. Can you go into more detail?
I suspect he likes the fact that there's no vagina near by to distract from the Tranny anus. :p
The Tranny anus (http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=0647&f=tranny_ass.jpg) gets to be center stage and the only hole in town
cidmo
11-23-2006, 11:28 PM
WHY DID I OPEN THIS THREAD?!?!?!?!
:hscratch:
Mrs. Danger
11-24-2006, 09:44 AM
'Cause you're a sicko, like the rest of us!
The simple fact is that many straight-identifying guys are phonies. That's because many of them actually have bisexual feelings. I would even say the same thing about many gay guys. I've met many self-identifying gay guys who, on further query, will finally admit to having had relations with women.
We're living in an era where men in general are being choked into declaring a gay or straight identity. It's pure BS. Most men have bisexual feelings and that's the way it's always been.
The_Infidel
11-25-2006, 05:05 PM
Fuck off, art.
Mrs. Danger
11-25-2006, 05:30 PM
The simple fact is that many straight-identifying guys are phonies. That's because many of them actually have bisexual feelings. I would even say the same thing about many gay guys.
Well, that is true. A lot of people fool themselves about a lot of things. I know some lesbians that, I swear, just hate men because one was rotten to them.
I've met many self-identifying gay guys who, on further query, will finally admit to having had relations with women.
That doesn't mean they liked it.
We're living in an era where men in general are being choked into declaring a gay or straight identity.
Maybe where you are. Not around here. At least, where you are typing from, there is an option besides "straight and manly, of course!"
mllefoo
11-25-2006, 09:05 PM
Men's penises are more beautiful than women's
You obviously have never seen Rosie O'Donnell's penis. It is quite spectacular.
zekeburger1979
11-25-2006, 11:16 PM
5 pages and no one has quoted Dumb and Dumber. For shame, people! :D
[man and woman walk by]
Harry: Ooh, look at the buns on that one...
Lloyd: Yeah, he must work out.
I bet Art watches that scene over and over. :)
costanza
11-26-2006, 01:21 PM
i want to have relations with art.
bring that beautiful ass over here arty. :eyebrow:
The Infidel,
Straight porn's sleazy liberals love it for women to be bisexual, but only women. Well, now it's time to turn the tables on straight porn's sleazy liberals by declaring the hidden bisexuality of straight men. We all know that many of you straighties have hidden bisexual feelings.
Face it - the era of straight porn liberals defining cultural coolness re sexuality is over. Well and truly, my friend. Male bisexuality is here to stay, and it will be in your face.
The_Infidel
11-26-2006, 03:52 PM
The Infidel,
Yada yada yada yada blah blah blah blah yak yak yak yak my viewpoint only my viewpoint only my viewpoint only my viewpoint only.
You need to admit a few things before you'll even have the slimmest chance of people taking you seriously here:
1. You don't speak for all, let alone "most", men
2. You don't know what other men are thinking or feeling, and therefore...
3. You're only speaking for yourself.
You haven't given any indication that you want to directly answer anything I've asked you, nor taken anything I've said (or anyone else, for that matter) as a valid viewpoint, so there's no need to address me personally and puke your monotony for everyone here to once again roll their eyes at. Just go with my previous statement and fuck off.
Rockmjd23
11-26-2006, 03:54 PM
Straight porn's sleazy liberals love it for women to be bisexual, but only women.
Face it - the era of straight porn liberals defining cultural coolness re sexuality is over.
I thought the straight porn industry was run by conservatives?
digitalfreaknyc
11-26-2006, 04:16 PM
Fuck off, art.
My, my. A little scared? ;)
Comments like these just fuel his argument.
FinkPish
11-26-2006, 04:29 PM
I thought the straight porn industry was run by conservatives?
Proof that art has no fucking clue what he is talking about. He just keeps changing the rules as he goes in order to make it fit what he believes this week. It's the online version of Calvinball.
The_Infidel
11-26-2006, 04:54 PM
My, my. A little scared? ;)
Comments like these just fuel his argument.
Yeah, I often wake up at night in a cold sweat after having nightmares about the big bad cocks coming to get me. :lol:
Seriously though, I don't see how anything fuels his argument, since all he does is just repeat himself over and over, refusing to acknowledge anything other than his own bullcrap. Personally, I just get a little pissed when someone presumes to speak for a large group of people without knowing anything other than their own opinion.
roadbikeguy13
11-26-2006, 05:41 PM
It's the online version of Calvinball.
Maybe Art hopped backwards three times and ended up in the no-reality zone? He only way out will be to sing the "I'm Sorry" song...
NCMojo
11-26-2006, 09:16 PM
You need to admit a few things before you'll even have the slimmest chance of people taking you seriously here...
rotfl
The_Infidel
11-26-2006, 10:00 PM
I know...it's a reeeeeeeeal slim chance. But hey, it could happen. ;)
custom001
11-27-2006, 03:38 AM
The Infidel,
Straight porn's sleazy liberals love it for women to be bisexual, but only women. Well, now it's time to turn the tables on straight porn's sleazy liberals by declaring the hidden bisexuality of straight men. We all know that many of you straighties have hidden bisexual feelings.
Face it - the era of straight porn liberals defining cultural coolness re sexuality is over. Well and truly, my friend. Male bisexuality is here to stay, and it will be in your face.
http://www.htloz.net/forums/grill/arnoldno.jpg
I'm going on what Kinsey found. And that's a damn lot better than some sleazy straight porn promoter. Kinsey found scientifically that most men have bisexual feelings. Tough luck if that offends you. I wouldn't be surprised if even The Infidel has wet dreams over that.
Giantrobo
11-27-2006, 03:00 PM
I'm going on what Kinsey found. And that's a damn lot better than some sleazy straight porn promoter. Kinsey found scientifically that most men have bisexual feelings. Tough luck if that offends you. I wouldn't be surprised if even The Infidel has wet dreams over that.
I see what you're trolli-...sayin' ;) but then again Kinsey also experimented with kids in his sex studies. Does that mean we all wanna F kids too art?
roadbikeguy13
11-27-2006, 03:01 PM
Can anyone find if thats really what Kinsey said? I think thats the first actual "proof" that Art has tried to use....
FinkPish
11-27-2006, 03:20 PM
My guess is he's referring to this: http://www.indiana.edu/~kinsey/research/ak-data.html#bisexuality, which doesn't really say much. I've "reacted to" other males because of their looks (as in "that's a good looking guy"), but I've never wanted to have sex with them. Art seems to be confusing this "reacting to" with the desire to have gay sex.
Mrs. Danger
11-27-2006, 04:26 PM
I'm going on what Kinsey found. And that's a damn lot better than some sleazy straight porn promoter. Kinsey found scientifically that most men have bisexual feelings. Tough luck if that offends you. I wouldn't be surprised if even The Infidel has wet dreams over that.
Kinsey was also shocked to discover how many women acutally ENJOYED sex with men, and even had sex more than once a week.
The_Infidel
11-27-2006, 07:16 PM
I'm going on what Kinsey found. And that's a damn lot better than some sleazy straight porn promoter. Kinsey found scientifically that most men have bisexual feelings. Tough luck if that offends you. I wouldn't be surprised if even The Infidel has wet dreams over that.
Nice try, Mary. Unfortunately, I have to inform you that I do not play for your team.
But that's not to say that I have anything against homosexuality, and have never implied anything like that in any of my posts. I believe everyone has the right to do whatever they want, and be however they want to be. All I've been trying to say is that you are not the spokesman for the male race, and have no authority to try and say what men think and feel...and citing studies by Kinsey or Freud or Richard Simmons or whoever the hell you feel like bringing up makes you no more an authority on your subject matter than anyone else here.
roadbikeguy13
11-27-2006, 09:18 PM
...and citing studies by Kinsey or Freud or Richard Simmons or whoever .
http://www.paladin-web-design.com/ryans/images/smiley/Richard_Simmons_1.jpg
The Infidel,
Well blow me down with a feather. You've actually constructed a post without the use of exceedingly harsh rhetoric directed towards me. Where do I pin your medal?
As for the content of your masterpiece, it's symptomatic of what most straight guys in denial say. You always deny the existence of male bisexuality and yet have no problem playing up or encouraging the existence of female bisexuality. I'm not denying you the right to your fetish but you must never allow it to get in the way of fact.
FinkPish
11-29-2006, 02:02 PM
The Infidel,
Well blow me down with a feather. You've actually constructed a post without the use of exceedingly harsh rhetoric directed towards me. Where do I pin your medal?
As for the content of your masterpiece, it's symptomatic of what most straight guys in denial say. You always deny the existence of male bisexuality and yet have no problem playing up or encouraging the existence of female bisexuality. I'm not denying you the right to your fetish but you must never allow it to get in the way of fact.
Where exactly in The Infidel's post did he deny male bisexuality? Read it again and tell us. He simply said you don't speak for all men, which is true. Where are these delusions of persecution and hatred coming from with you? And where do you get off pretending to know what most straight men think?
The_Infidel
11-30-2006, 12:11 AM
He's just pissed because he knows I'm right, and that all his throwing fists into the wind is doing is giving him carpal tunnel.
Bandoman
11-30-2006, 06:38 AM
The Infidel,
Well blow me down with a feather. You've actually constructed a post without the use of exceedingly harsh rhetoric directed towards me. Where do I pin your medal?
On his penis?
As for the content of your masterpiece, it's symptomatic of what most straight guys in denial say. You always deny the existence of male bisexuality and yet have no problem playing up or encouraging the existence of female bisexuality. I'm not denying you the right to your fetish but you must never allow it to get in the way of fact.
:lol: No one here has "denied the existence of male bisexuality", expressed any desire to suppress bisexuals from engaging in consensual relationships, or expressed any desire to prohibit male homosexual or bisexual porn. I just don't want to see it because it simply doesn't turn me on. If you want to watch it, go for it, but don't suggest that I am denying sexual feelings I don't have. I don't know about "all men", "most men" or even anyone other than myself. I do know my preferences, however, and they do not include male-male action. You have absolutely no basis to conclude otherwise.
Lunatikk
11-30-2006, 09:56 AM
I agree with art
There - I've got backing.
Mrs. Danger
11-30-2006, 05:23 PM
*snork*
KDforever
11-30-2006, 06:07 PM
*giggle*
Bandoman
11-30-2006, 06:13 PM
Does anyone else find art's backing very...attractive?
KDforever
11-30-2006, 06:18 PM
Does anyone else find art's backing very...attractive?
:eyebrow: Oh yeah baby.
abrg923
11-30-2006, 08:47 PM
I agree with art
Says the confessed snowballer
zekeburger1979
11-30-2006, 09:18 PM
Apparently Art's sarcasm-o-meter is working just as well as his gaydar. Did he order that from Sharper Image as well? :D
Bandoman
12-01-2006, 06:20 AM
Apparently Art's sarcasm-o-meter is working just as well as his gaydar. Did he order that from Sharper Image as well? :D
They're sold out. Try Brookstone.
Da Badass
12-01-2006, 08:51 AM
You are fucked up.
Bandoman
12-01-2006, 09:43 AM
No I'm not. Brookstone has lots of neat gifts.
Da Badass
12-01-2006, 09:46 AM
I was talking about the fairy boy who wants to look at guys asses.
Bandoman
12-01-2006, 09:53 AM
I know. I was just playing with you.
Hey, by the way - nice ass.
Adiras
12-01-2006, 09:55 AM
No I'm not. Brookstone has lots of neat gifts.
rotfl
cultshock
12-01-2006, 10:39 AM
I know. I was just playing with you.
Hey, by the way - nice ass.
Hmmmmm, Da Niceass?
Despite what they say, many self-identifying straight guys are actually bisexual in their orientation. They call themselves straight because it makes it easier for them to fit into society and to get acceptance from their peers.
Tscott
12-01-2006, 04:42 PM
And despite what they say, many self-identifying professional doctors would prefer to own and run a pizzeria. They call themselves doctors because it makes it easier for them to fit into society and to get acceptance from their peers.
bwvanh114
12-01-2006, 05:23 PM
Despite what they say, many self-identifying straight guys are actually bisexual in their orientation. They call themselves straight because it makes it easier for them to fit into society and to get acceptance from their peers.Holy shit... <i>you</i> are telling <i>us</i> that men are afraid to say they are bisexual?! I've still to see you say you are homosexual or bisexual. <i>You</i> keeping bringing it up; <i>You</i> admited that you are gay or bisexual. As I mentioned in another thread, or maybe it's was earlier in this thread, (It's hard keeping track of the identical threads you start where you don't admit you are homosexual or bisexual), I think it's sad that it seems that you have to hide behind the internet regarding your sexuality. Even behind the relative anonymity of the internet, you still can't admit you are homosexual or bisexual.
A lot of people will say it is better to come out of the closet for your own personal wellbeing and also better for the "cause." There are gay men here that will support you if you do. But if you don't, well, it is really sad that you can't be honest with yourself. There are lots of hate, and self-hate is one of the worst.
The_Infidel
12-01-2006, 07:16 PM
Despite what they say, many self-identifying straight guys are actually bisexual in their orientation. They call themselves straight because it makes it easier for them to fit into society and to get acceptance from their peers.
You're right, art. It can't possibly be that a guy who calls himself straight actually has no sexual interest in men whatsoever. Way to go!
Did you hear that, everyone? Art is psychic!
Buford T Pusser
12-02-2006, 08:00 PM
Did you hear that, everyone? Art is psychotic!
fixed
(but he's not)
Oh, please. You "straight" guys aren't just sleazy, you're also stupid. It's great watching you promote female bisexuality as if it were common and natural, only to see you curl your little tails in horror whenever someone might suggest that you, yourselves, might be bisexual. Face it - I've got the male psyche all worked out.
You "straight" male morons are an embarrassment to society and to the huiman race.
costanza
12-05-2006, 08:44 AM
art, you're so damn sexy when you're angry. :drool:
Nick Danger
12-05-2006, 09:03 AM
Nonsense. We straight males are responsible for the propagation of the human race.
Lemdog
12-05-2006, 09:30 AM
Face it - I've got the male psyche all worked out.
Thanks for the sig
Bandoman
12-05-2006, 09:45 AM
rotfl rotfl rotfl art you are priceless.
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