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rsxtreme415
02-24-2007, 03:28 PM
so what is the difference between a regular lap dance and private lap dance?
ChiTownAbs, Inc
02-24-2007, 03:41 PM
the happy ending
Demontooth
02-24-2007, 05:22 PM
herpes
The_Infidel
02-24-2007, 05:33 PM
The price.
rsxtreme415
02-24-2007, 07:03 PM
i know that its $100 for a private dance, but didnt know herpes came along.
soggypie
02-24-2007, 08:00 PM
the happy ending

please elaborate.
:banana:
Mopower
02-24-2007, 08:50 PM
please elaborate.
:banana:

It means the stripper is happy she ripped out off $20 for something she would've have done for $1 on the floor.
bigsoos
02-24-2007, 08:51 PM
the only happy ending is for the stripper, she got more of your money
whoopdido
02-24-2007, 10:18 PM
Usually a regular lap dance gets you 1 song worth of attention while a private dance gets you 3 songs. Some clubs also have private rooms in the back and I honestly have no idea what goes on back there.
rsxtreme415
02-24-2007, 10:25 PM
i went to my local one for my birthday a while back. got 2 lap dances but i never came around to making the post until now. at the local strip club there is a separate area for regular lap dances and booths for private. i wonder what happens for 80 dollars more
Cusm
02-24-2007, 10:44 PM
i went to my local one for my birthday a while back. got 2 lap dances but i never came around to making the post until now. at the local strip club there is a separate area for regular lap dances and booths for private. i wonder what happens for 80 dollars more


I know (not first hand) of a few here that the private dances do involve a happy ending.
Charlie Goose
02-24-2007, 11:53 PM
#1 tip for going to a strip club: bring a rock of coke. You'll be treated like a king for the night.
pi
02-25-2007, 10:23 AM
#1 tip for going to a strip club: bring a rock of coke. You'll be treated like a king for the night.
I remember coming across a strip club in AC (with ppl from here actually) where one of the strippers asked if anyone had some meth/crack.She was the one we had do a lapdance for our friend. :lol:



-p
Yeti4623
02-25-2007, 10:44 AM
Does anyone know, if there's any strip clubs, with all natural breasted dancers?
stevevt
02-25-2007, 10:54 AM
I think, that, there, must be.
Yeti4623
02-25-2007, 12:11 PM
Thinking about it for a minute, maybe not a regular average place, but one of those private places, where you get what you pay for. Maybe, I'm not sure how these things work.
Davy Mack
02-25-2007, 01:47 PM
Does anyone know, if there's any strip clubs, with all natural breasted dancers?

There are in the Bronx, NYC.
Wildo1966
02-25-2007, 01:48 PM
I know (not first hand) of a few here that the private dances do involve a happy ending.

I'm sorry....but busting a nut in your pants while a crack whore grinds her cheap ass in your crotch is NOT a happy ending..What a fucking mess that would be...
The Bus
02-25-2007, 02:00 PM
What's a "rock" of coke? You mean crack?
NORML54601
02-25-2007, 04:03 PM
What's a "rock" of coke? You mean crack?
Either one will do
soggypie
02-25-2007, 05:05 PM
#1 tip for going to a strip club: bring a rock of coke. You'll be treated like a king for the night.

:lol: yea because its so easy to come by.

'Excuse me,what aisle are the coke rocks in?'
moorehed
02-25-2007, 06:30 PM
w/a private dance, your friends aren't watching.
ben12
02-25-2007, 09:51 PM
I know you're supposed to pee in her, but I can't remember where.
Heat
02-25-2007, 11:53 PM
What's a "rock" of coke? You mean crack?
Just take a can of Coca-Cola.

"Hey baby, if you treat me right you can have a sip of this..."
bluesparrow
02-26-2007, 01:52 AM
:lol: yea because its so easy to come by.

'Excuse me,what aisle are the coke rocks in?'

If *crackheads* can do it, anyone can.
NORML54601
02-26-2007, 11:08 AM
:lol: yea because its so easy to come by.

'Excuse me,what aisle are the coke rocks in?'

Just ask all the black people you know ;)

Seriously though, I could get you an 8-ball in about 10 minutes where I live, which is WI, not usally the first place people associate with crack.
art
03-02-2007, 02:32 PM
Why on earth would you even go to a strip club? These dens of desperation are designed for the purpose of extracting money from straight guys. The women who perform are usually desperate drug addicts who need the money to support their habits. Do you honestly think these women care about the men who are ogling them? They loathe them.
monkey42
03-02-2007, 02:51 PM
What about strip clubs with male dancers?
pzjgr
03-02-2007, 04:12 PM
Why on earth would you even go to a strip club? These dens of desperation are designed for the purpose of extracting money from straight guys. The women who perform are usually desperate drug addicts who need the money to support their habits. Do you honestly think these women care about the men who are ogling them? They loathe them.

Do you think we care what they think? Straight men who go to strip clubs just want to see hot chicks nekkid. The kind that when walking down the street, or around the mall you see, and think "holy shit, I wonder what she looks like naked". And for the price of admission, now you know....

I haven't been to one since college, but, hey, there is nothing wrong with spending a few bucks to see hot naked strangers....