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big whoppa
09-25-2007, 05:39 PM
Ok, this is interesting but disturbing so if you're squemish about fat, don't click.

Otherwise, click on the clip.

http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=31042

Demontooth
09-25-2007, 08:06 PM
I don't know what to say.

Howiefan
09-25-2007, 08:15 PM
oh dear god why did I click on this.

zekeburger1979
09-25-2007, 08:42 PM
This thread needs a poll. I'm guessing the results would be the inverse of the BigJim threads.

I wonder if GiantRobo will even look at it.....

hepcat
09-25-2007, 08:51 PM
one day I will learn not to click...

thegame370
09-25-2007, 09:09 PM
I will never be the same......

Ravyn
09-25-2007, 09:19 PM
:wtf: thats just down right nasty.. I must remember never never ever to click ! :jawdrop: :yack:

Giantrobo
09-25-2007, 09:30 PM
I wonder if GiantRobo will even look at it.....

WTF does that mean? :grunt:

..and yes I clicked it.

Daniel-A
09-25-2007, 09:51 PM
I clicked it. Why? Who knows. Am I going to throw up? Probably not. Is it burned in my head? Yeah. :(

big whoppa
09-25-2007, 09:54 PM
Now, I did warn all of you! :D I guess that has the opposite effect.

La Bella Rose
09-26-2007, 09:19 AM
:lol: that is hilariously sick!


:lol: :yack: :lol:

KDforever
09-26-2007, 09:22 AM
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!1 *curls up into the fetal position and cries*

The_Infidel
09-26-2007, 10:23 AM
Pretty sad. Apparently his dick thinks so, too, since I noticed it was shedding a tear or two there at the end.

Mrs. Danger
09-26-2007, 10:26 AM
Ooooh-kaaay. That was a new experience. Not a good experience, but a new one.

I guess he made the video because it was the only way he was going to see what his stuff looks like.

cungar
09-26-2007, 03:19 PM
They should distribute that at Men's Weight Watchers meetings just to show what you'll wind up doing if you keep eating like a pig.

CharlieK
09-26-2007, 03:50 PM
I can't believe it took me the first 30 seconds or so to realize it was a guy.

Demontooth
09-26-2007, 03:52 PM
This has scarred me. I hate that video.

Sean O'Hara
09-26-2007, 06:05 PM
Sure, obese people have to masturbate, but do they need to record it?

DaveCole
09-26-2007, 06:32 PM
I think I just threw up A LOT in my mouth. Time to start that diet and exercise plan I have been putting off.

SkullOrchard
09-26-2007, 06:40 PM
Well, you learn something new every day.

mapasu
09-26-2007, 07:18 PM
Wtf Wtf Wtf Wtf??? :why:

movie diva
09-26-2007, 09:35 PM
:wtf: thats just down right nasty.. I must remember never never ever to click ! :jawdrop: :yack:
What she said!!

So_Cal_SAHM
09-27-2007, 02:17 AM
I actually learned something from that video...........guys use toys to masturbate with?????? I assumed guys just did it the old fashoin way (with the hands).

freshticles
09-27-2007, 04:22 AM
you dick...

Lateralus
09-27-2007, 05:40 AM
I actually learned something from that video...........guys use toys to masturbate with?????? I assumed guys just did it the old fashoin way (with the hands).


I don't think he could reach.

I.Flores
09-27-2007, 08:56 AM
I can't believe it took me the first 30 seconds or so to realize it was a guy.

It did look like a Mangina.

I.Flores
09-27-2007, 08:58 AM
Sure, obese people have to masturbate, but do they need to record it?

Record it AND put it on the internet :yack:

cungar
09-27-2007, 12:09 PM
Three events that should raise a flag that you're too fat.

1. When you can't see your dick
2. When you can't jerk off
3. When you can't even touch your dick.

This dude passed all three.

Daniel-A
09-27-2007, 02:14 PM
Any other guys think they could get off like that? I mean it looked like a back massager. If he ever saw a real woman he'd probably wet himself.

Sean O'Hara
09-27-2007, 03:04 PM
Three events that should raise a flag that you're too fat.

1. When you can't see your dick
2. When you can't jerk off
3. When you can't even touch your dick.

This dude passed all three.

4. You have to lift your belly to take a piss.
5. Your body is so large that it can't divert enough blood to your penis to make it grow more than two inches.

MBoyd
09-27-2007, 04:15 PM
Now it makes me really curious because I see married people that big all the time! What the hell are they doing?

The_Infidel
09-27-2007, 04:59 PM
Now it makes me really curious because I see married people that big all the time! What the hell are they doing?
Something that a) I don't want to see, and b) involves a lot of rocking.

big whoppa
09-27-2007, 06:20 PM
I actually learned something from that video...........guys use toys to masturbate with?????? I assumed guys just did it the old fashoin way (with the hands).

Yeah, they do. There's something called the fleshlight that supposed to be better than your hand. Never used any toys myself.

http://pierrefitchblog.com/images/fleshlight.jpg

shaun3000
09-27-2007, 11:38 PM
Here's a thought: It grew to it's full length, but there was so much fat in his groin only two inches were able to poke though it. Note the inverted penis before he started. :yack:

big whoppa
09-28-2007, 02:26 AM
Here's a thought: It grew to it's full length, but there was so much fat in his groin only two inches were able to poke though it. Note the inverted penis before he started. :yack:

It's called a turtle dick. ;)

jjcool
09-28-2007, 07:54 PM
that was a dude?

BeeLineTooHive
09-29-2007, 08:39 AM
i am now blind

cungar
09-29-2007, 07:25 PM
You know the saying that there's someone out there sexually compatible with everyone? That rule does not apply to this individual.

Canadian Bacon
09-29-2007, 08:58 PM
please kill me!!!!

Sanitarium
09-29-2007, 11:11 PM
You know, I have that exact same massager. Hmm, small world.

bill_n_opus
09-30-2007, 03:13 AM
Hehe ... i'm working at the moment ... but I will click that link when I get home. :D

DaveCole
09-30-2007, 04:09 AM
Hehe ... i'm working at the moment ... but I will click that link when I get home. :D
Save yourself and don't!!!!

bill_n_opus
09-30-2007, 09:03 AM
Save yourself and don't!!!!

Too late.

Holy cow ... that was something else.

Methinks I should upload that to my church Facebook group. (just kidding).

Daniel-A
09-30-2007, 10:30 AM
Too late.

Holy cow ... that was something else.

Methinks I should upload that to my church Facebook group. (just kidding).You should do it under the guise of saving people. "This is exactly what we should not be watching!" :lol: