Pirates

[RawisJericho]

I seen this movie has gotten some great reviews from everywhere. I looked on adultdvdempire.com and they have it for $39.xx. Is the movie worth almost $40? Also does anyone have some promo codes that would work on bringing the price down a little?

[DAC]

http://www.adultdvdmarketplace.com/dvd_view_94061.html

[MASAMUNE2]

it's worth only $30 to me

[RawisJericho]

http://www.adultdvdmarketplace.com/dvd_view_94061.html

Thanks for the link, have you bought from this site before? I'm wondering if the new dvds are legit or copied. I assume they are the real thing, but I want to be sure before placing an order.

[Adiras]

Speaking of Pirates, did anyone see this article on IGN about Pirates being edited and re-released as an R-rated feature? Interesting strategy for blurring the line between adult and commercial films.

http://dvd.ign.com/articles/709/709672p1.html

[gate1975mlm]

I seen this movie has gotten some great reviews from everywhere. I looked on adultdvdempire.com and they have it for $39.xx. Is the movie worth almost $40? Also does anyone have some promo codes that would work on bringing the price down a little? just rent it :)

[Frankenlola]

I have it. While it is a nice picture, it isn't great for porn. I am looking for more "bang for the buck" so to speak.

This movie would be very good "wife" porn, or girlfriend. Decent movie, with plot and some sex. No circus acts, anal, or deviant acts.

So it depends on what you are looking for, I wouldn't say it was $40 porn, but I would pay less thn $30 for ir. I like flashpoint better.

[JoeyOhhhh]

Theres a scene with Jenaveve Jolie in this that is hilarious, where the pirates are yelling out lines as she gets it on with another chick.

[dolphinboy]

The women in this cast are truly the best of the best.

They were so hot, it didn't bother me so much that the sex was only so-so.

They did waste Teagan, though.

What I don't get is why the sex can't be somewhere between where it is and gonzo.

If the sex scenes were longer and even just a tad more "graphic" this would have been the best porn movie ever.

I can't remember a feature this good, still, since I was stealing porn from my dad's room.

[xage]

I seen this movie has gotten some great reviews from everywhere. I looked on adultdvdempire.com and they have it for $39.xx. Is the movie worth almost $40? Also does anyone have some promo codes that would work on bringing the price down a little?

I had the same dillema.. try sticking with WWE/WWF DVDS (seeing that your screen name is RAWISJERICHO)

[Houstondon]

"Is the movie worth almost $40?"

There are fewer and fewer high end features in porn so if you enjoy feature porn, this is about as good as it gets (though the sequel might be better).
http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/read.php?ID=18503

"While it is a nice picture, it isn't great for porn. I am looking for more "bang for the buck" so to speak."

I enjoy more fuck for the buck as much as anyone but if you're simply looking for a gonzo production, you should stick to a gonzo title. I liked Flashpoint too but it looks like crap by comparison to Pirates (~8 years between them made for a world of difference)

"They did waste Teagan, though."

This is a common complaint but keep in mind that when they shot this, she was very pregnant IIRC. My biggest issue with it, looking back, is that Janine didn't get as much screen time in the sex scenes. I agree that for hardcore porn lovers, increasing the intensity of the sex would've also made it better but the primary audience for the movie is not the jaded porn hound (and most of the market is untapped; falling between the uninitiated and the raincoater, so making the title for the raincoater crowd wouldn't make good business sense).

[RawisJericho]

I was also thinking about getting the Jenna Haze Dark Side DVD. Would that be a better choice?

[RawisJericho]

I ended up going with Pirates and Camp Cuddly Pines Power Tool Massacre.

[TomOpus]

...Camp Cuddly Pines Power Tool Massacre.The 3-disc set is great. I don't get much porn (so I don't know if this set is unique) but I thought it was well put-together and the commentary is hilarious.

[Houstondon]

Cuddly Pines is a great feature with the best extras I recall ever on a DVD
http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/read.php?ID=18513

Jenna Haze Darkside has far more sex than any feature (and is clearly her best overall porno to date for fans) but it's not a feature
http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/read.php?ID=21855

Pirates was a lot of fun and an example of a porno bucking conventional wisdom
http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/read.php?ID=18503

[wm lopez]

I have a un-opend Jenna Haze Darkside dvd and would trade for this PIRATES.

[NORML54601]

I downloaded the Teagan/Devon scene and couldn't have been more dissapointed. They tried way too had to make this like an actual movie.

[RawisJericho]

I have a un-opend Jenna Haze Darkside dvd and would trade for this PIRATES.

Would you want to sell it?

[wm lopez]

yes, I would.

[Frankenlola]

I enjoy more fuck for the buck as much as anyone but if you're simply looking for a gonzo production, you should stick to a gonzo title. I liked Flashpoint too but it looks like crap by comparison to Pirates (~8 years between them made for a world of difference)

I know what you are getting at here, but I was not saying I want gonzo 4 hrs. of non-stop anal.

What I am saying here it seems the scenes would end when they really were just getting started. I know it was probably to focus on the "story," but c'mon.

I did not know that about Teagan, I was sadly disappointed by her roll.

And as to the comparison to Flashpoint, of course the pictures don't compare visually, I was comparing the sex scenes between the movies.

On the other hand, Camp Cuddly looks like a good movie! :up:

[art]

Why would a woman want to see Pirates? It's yet another "straight" porn movie which bans the male-male erotic interaction. Women don't want to watch porn that allows one form of homosexuality (female-female) but bans the other (male-male). In movies that contain both men and women, women want to see all possible erotic interactions, including those between men.

[spainlinx0]

Why would a woman want to see Pirates? It's yet another "straight" porn movie which bans the male-male erotic interaction. Women don't want to watch porn that allows one form of homosexuality (female-female) but bans the other (male-male). In movies that contain both men and women, women want to see all possible erotic interactions, including those between men.

I just want to see your vagina. ;)

[Adiras]

Why would a woman want to see Pirates? It's yet another "straight" porn movie which bans the male-male erotic interaction. Women don't want to watch porn that allows one form of homosexuality (female-female) but bans the other (male-male). In movies that contain both men and women, women want to see all possible erotic interactions, including those between men.

:horse:

[XavierMike]

Why would a woman want to see Pirates? It's yet another "straight" porn movie which bans the male-male erotic interaction. Women don't want to watch porn that allows one form of homosexuality (female-female) but bans the other (male-male). In movies that contain both men and women, women want to see all possible erotic interactions, including those between men.


Many of my straight female friends have said that if they had to watch homosexuality they would rather see two women kiss than two men. So, I think your assumption is off base.

[beavismom]

Why would a woman want to see Pirates? It's yet another "straight" porn movie which bans the male-male erotic interaction. Women don't want to watch porn that allows one form of homosexuality (female-female) but bans the other (male-male). In movies that contain both men and women, women want to see all possible erotic interactions, including those between men.

Well, as a woman, let me just say that I personally DON'T want to see male-male interaction (although female-female can be HAWT). As a woman who worked in a video rental store, I never rented a movie with male-male action to another woman so I am going to have to call bullshit on your commentary about what women want. In fact, I don't believe that I have ever heard a woman lament about the lack of male-male action in porn. After the history of your "agenda" I am guessing you are just some bored person who likes to stir things up here in Adult Talk.

[chente]

Another vote for Camp Cuddly Pines. Good dvd set.

[pixie1]

Well, as a woman, let me just say that I personally DON'T want to see male-male interaction (although female-female can be HAWT). As a woman who worked in a video rental store, I never rented a movie with male-male action to another woman so I am going to have to call bullshit on your commentary about what women want. In fact, I don't believe that I have ever heard a woman lament about the lack of male-male action in porn. After the history of your "agenda" I am guessing you are just some bored person who likes to stir things up here in Adult Talk.


ditto, guy on guy porn turns me off, women i could deal with but not guy on guy, it just looks...ugh...women are so much more sensual, that's what turns me on, not two guys clumsly going at it.

[pixie1]

Well, as a woman, let me just say that I personally DON'T want to see male-male interaction (although female-female can be HAWT). As a woman who worked in a video rental store, I never rented a movie with male-male action to another woman so I am going to have to call bullshit on your commentary about what women want. In fact, I don't believe that I have ever heard a woman lament about the lack of male-male action in porn. After the history of your "agenda" I am guessing you are just some bored person who likes to stir things up here in Adult Talk.


ditto, guy on guy porn turns me off, women i could deal with but not guy on guy, it just looks...ugh...women are so much more sensual, that's what turns me on, not two guys clumsly going at it.

pirates looks like a good movie, i guess...but if i wanted a movie that had some sex in it with bad acting (yeah i know it's porn acting)i'd rent one at blockbuster and not pay $40...

[art]

Excuse me but why did millions of American women go to see Brokeback Mountain? It wasn't just the storyline, darls. The reason they went was to see some searing heat between the two male leads, Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal. Unless you've been on Mars, you would know that they shared several long, hot kisses, one of which won best kiss at the MTV movie awards a few weeks back.

As for the women you know not wanting to see it in porn, maybe they're just subservient to their husband's or boyfriend's wishes. We all know how women tend to do things that please their husbands or boyfriends. Alternatively, it might be the fact that most porn is just plain awful.

[Houstondon]

-notrolls-

"We all know how women tend to do things that please their husbands or boyfriends."

Wow! And I thought you were clueless before you said that...

"Excuse me but why did millions of American women go to see Brokeback Mountain?"

I suppose you'd have to ask them rather than continue your endless quest to convince the world that gay male porn needs to be forced on those who aren't into it.

[beavismom]

Excuse me but why did millions of American women go to see Brokeback Mountain? It wasn't just the storyline, darls. The reason they went was to see some searing heat between the two male leads, Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal. Unless you've been on Mars, you would know that they shared several long, hot kisses, one of which won best kiss at the MTV movie awards a few weeks back.

As for the women you know not wanting to see it in porn, maybe they're just subservient to their husband's or boyfriend's wishes. We all know how women tend to do things that please their husbands or boyfriends. Alternatively, it might be the fact that most porn is just plain awful.

They went to see Brokeback Mountain because Heath and Jake are hot and they can just imagine that they are kissing them instead of each other, not to mention the fact that they know it is acting and those two aren't really gay. In addition, it was a love story, not two guys getting it on for the camera. Porn will never be mistaken for a love story. Brokeback was an anomoly and I doubt there will be a clammoring from the general public for more gay male cinema.

I will repeat that I worked in a video store, my comment wasn't based on the preferences of my social circle, but on the actual fact of what women spent their hard earned cash on (and it wasn't male-male porn). Oh, and just so you know, not all women who rent porn have boyfriends or husbands.

I think I will just stop my commentary here because I know you will just continue your pathetic arguments. I only responded because you made your questionable comments about what women want and I don't want you to *speak* for me.

[Rockmjd23]

Or....perhaps they went to see Brokeback Mountain because it was one the best-reviewed films of the year? Do women only go to movies because of hot actors?

[Rypro 525]

oh good this thread is up at the top of the board. guess what movie i saw right at blockbuster, yep, Pirates, granted now it has an r rating but still, i thought blockbuster didn't carry porn.

[Lunatikk]

I can't wait for the unsuspecting parents to rent it for their children thinking it is disney's pirates of the caribbean.

[Rockmjd23]

oh good this thread is up at the top of the board. guess what movie i saw right at blockbuster, yep, Pirates, granted now it has an r rating but still, i thought blockbuster didn't carry porn.
When I worked there, we seemed to be getting an increasing amount of softcore crap disguised as legit movies.

[ben12]

Or....perhaps they went to see Brokeback Mountain because it was one the best-reviewed films of the year? Do women only go to movies because of hot actors?
I agree with your point, but I do know that, in Japan, there's a whole genre of anime and manga about gay men that's mostly read by women. Granted, they don't really show them fucking.

[art]

Your chickens are coming home to roost, basically. For years, you have been promoting female bisexuality at the expense of male bisexuality, totally excluding the latter. Now the mainstream is doing what the pornstream is too afraid to do, giving us movies like Brokeback Mountain which are unmitigated successes. You are being upstaged by the mainstream, basically. I hope you continue to be portrayed as backward gizzards who tell lies about human sexualityi. The wiomen in particular should be ashamed of themselves for supporting their husbands' and boyfriends' sleazy perv fantasies.

[Rockmjd23]

But, But, I don't want to roost. :(

[Rockmjd23]

I agree with your point, but I do know that, in Japan, there's a whole genre of anime and manga about gay men that's mostly read by women. Granted, they don't really show them fucking.
Yeah well Japan has a genre of manga and hentai for lots of sick shit. ;) We are clearly living in the middle ages here in the US because of our lack of tentacle rape.

[beavismom]

The wiomen in particular should be ashamed of themselves for supporting their husbands' and boyfriends' sleazy perv fantasies.

I happen to enjoy my husband's sleazy perv fantasies.