The Screech sex tape?

[Chip718]

Does anyone know where someone could view the Screech sex tape O & A weas talking about this morning?

[cungar]

Why would anyone even remotely be interested in seeing that guy having sex?

[boogieman03]

Why would anyone even remotely be interested in seeing that guy having sex?

Apparently he pulls of the dirty sanchez.

[Chip718]

Exactly

[Son_Of_Zod]

When he was talking about saving his house (which turned out to be him defrauding the public to make some money) he kept saying "buy my shirts so i don't have to do porn." Well, I guess he didn't sell enough shirts.

[Michael Ballack]

When he was talking about saving his house (which turned out to be him defrauding the public to make some money) he kept saying "buy my shirts so i don't have to do porn." Well, I guess he didn't sell enough shirts.

Artie Lang of the Howard Stern show offered to pay him like 2 grand if he showed up to do comedy in Pittsburgh, and the guy never showed. He wouldn't show up for a comedy club, but he wants to do a porno? Go figure.


I want to know if the porno was with his wife or what not. He seemed to not what to do stunts on the Howard Stern show when he was there. Like his wife was going to disapprove or something.

[Al Padrino]

What was the scam involving the shirts? I heard of the initial push, but wasn't aware anything shady had occurred.

[whoopdido]

http://www.getdshirts.com/

Here's the website. I don't know if it's a scam exactly, but one has to believe that Screech could find another way to support himself other than selling t-shirts.

Just so you know I didn't actually look at the website, so I don't really know what his deal is. I heard him on Howard and all I remember is that some how he got scammed by a business partner or something and lost his house and he has absolutely no money so he's selling shirts to raise enough money to buy his house back.

[zekeburger1979]

I would only watch the Screech sex tape if it included a scene with Elizabeth Berkley and Tiffany Amber-Thiessen going down on each other. That scene only. :)

[Bobou2]

He has(according to himself) a 10 inch penis......
from marksfriggin.com
"Howard asked Dustin about his penis size since one of the rumors on the web is about that. Dustin said that's one of the rumors that's true. He said he's probably around 10 inches fully erect. They spent a short time on that subject. Dustin was telling Howard that the first time he had sex it was horrible because there was so much blood from the woman."

[Son_Of_Zod]

here you go, Screech fraud article: http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=490306

[Bobou2]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060929/en_celeb_eo/20131

[raven56706]

screech- dirty sanchez..... yep i can die peacefully now... rotfl

[Josh-da-man]

Is it him giving a woman the "Dirty Sanchez" or is it a woman with a strap-on giving him one?

[LiquidSky]

Out of all the hunks from that stupid show and Screech is the one with a sex tape? :mad: I want to see one with Mario Lopez :drool:.

Dirty Sanchez with anyone :eek:

***************
I like the episode when Jessie gets hooked on no-doze! :lol:

[Barney1234]

Screech is an ass, all for this mortgage which is around 340k, I think that's what he said on Stern.

I have 2 mortgages(which far exceed 340k, try X2) and you don't see me asking for a handout. Look at that guy from Different Strokes, he got a normal job.

I felt sorry for him, cause he is a dork, but now he's just another ass in this world.



http://www.getdshirts.com/

Here's the website. I don't know if it's a scam exactly, but one has to believe that Screech could find another way to support himself other than selling t-shirts.

Just so you know I didn't actually look at the website, so I don't really know what his deal is. I heard him on Howard and all I remember is that some how he got scammed by a business partner or something and lost his house and he has absolutely no money so he's selling shirts to raise enough money to buy his house back.

[Bluelitespecial]

Why would anyone even remotely be interested in seeing that guy having sex?

I think a tape like this would only exist to prove that a woman would actually have sex with him.

[Davy Mack]

two women, yes..?
If they are smart, they will take their 15 minutes and run with it

[The_Infidel]

I say if he no longer has what it takes to stay in the business in which he was able to afford a house like that in the first place, he deserves to lose it. He can live in a smaller house or apartment until he gets it in his head that he's just a regular person who is capable of running into the same misfortunes as the rest of us. He also needs to realize there's a difference between actual, credible fame and just being a big fucking joke.

[King Nest]

I would only watch the Screech sex tape if it included a scene with Elizabeth Berkley and Tiffany Amber-Thiessen going down on each other. That scene only. :)

:drool:

[MartinBlank]

Big news everybody, Screech has a sex tape coming out. It's called "Saved By The Smell" and it's currently being shopped around to Larry Flynt and Vivid Video. Luckily for you guys, we got an advanced copy, and these are the highlites:

# 02:41 - An unseen audience reacts to the moment of penetration with an "ooooooooooooooooh."

# 03:14 – Dustin's voice cracks while ordering one of the girls to lick him "crack to sack."

# 10:01 – Before performing fellatio on him, Dustin orders girl #2 place a picture of Lark Vorheeves over her face with the mouth hole cut out.

# 14:22 - Screech demands one of the girls call him Belding. When she reluctantly agrees, he slaps her across the face and tells her she has a month's worth of Saturday detentions.

# 22:21 – On the urging of Mark Paul Gosselaar, Dustin concocts a series of zany lies to explain his inability to maintain an erection. As his wacky cover story begins to spin out of control, he eventually contradicts himself and the farce is exposed.

# 25:15 One of the girls asks if they can do it to the rhythm of Zack Attack's "Friend's Forever." Dustin angrily reminds her that he's Dustin Diamond, not Screech. Resentfully, he agrees.

# 28:52 – Through a series of comic mishaps Dustin discovers an abandoned radio station hidden behind the wall of his bedroom. He begins to broadcast audio clips of his sexual exploits to the consternation of Dennis Haskins.

# 32:23 – Mark Paul Gosselaar enters the frame, makes a "T" with his hand and calls "Time Out." Time freezes while he muses on the various humorous aspects of seeing his pal's penis.

# 33:02 - Screech attempts a sexual maneuver called the "Schlosky Bishop Block." It is unclear whether he is successful.

# 35:49 Kevin the robot gets in on the action. His participation comes to an abrupt end when he confuses one of the girls with math homework, leading to hilarious consequences.

# 38:22 – Leah Remini shows up very briefly.

# 40:03 - They go to a college dorm room and everybody stops watching.
http://www.collegehumor.com/update:1705749/

[ravan]

preview... no idea wtf is going on tho. (no sound here)

http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1728170

[MartinBlank]

http://forum.anothersite.co.uk/showpost.php?p=1658184&postcount=9

rotfl :lol: :lol: rotfl rotfl




:yack:

[Davy Mack]

Woohoo! 2 disc set! wtf?!?!?

[Fok]

Isn't that guy gay?

[Shemp]

And they even have a finger wiping a brown streak across the cover.

[joliom]

http://www.collegehumor.com/update:1705749/rotfl

[dumbfound]

<i>REMOVED</i>

[roadbikeguy13]

no links to illegal downloads of copyrighted material

[gate1975mlm]

Does anyone know where someone could view the Screech sex tape O & A weas talking about this morning?

You can download the video at Rip!

[The_Infidel]

You can download the video at Rip!
Got a link for that?

[NORML54601]

caps here (http://img101.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=91439_screech_123_484lo.jpg)

The DS clip is hilarious, the rest is pretty blah

[gate1975mlm]

Got a link for that?

<i>Removed</i>

[zuffy]

Thanks for the link!

[The_Infidel]

Actually, I already found another link that had it separated into 5 parts through Rapidshare. Downloaded it, watched it...meh. It's pretty boring, truth be told. And the "Dirty Sanchez" scene didn't come until the very end, and it wasn't even a true DS, according to what I've always read is a real one.

REMOVED

[her34]

how much could he possibly be making off this? i imagine less than $50,000 which would be no where near enough to me

[Da Badass]

Those girls are so ugly. Big surprise they have to have sex with Screetch.

[The_Infidel]

Why are all the links being removed?

[roadbikeguy13]

Because it copyrighted material duh. Same way we cant post MP3s of songs or discuss how to copy DVDs.

BTW I reviewed this DVD and it sucked. The poster who said the girls are ugly is horribly wrong. The brunette is damn cute.

[The_Infidel]

Heaven forbid we prevent Screech from making a buck on his fuck flick. :rolleyes: