XCritic Adult Review: Bang My Tasty Twat

[Texasgingersnap]

I read Don Houston's DVD review of Bang My Tasty Twat at http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/read.php?ID=22194 and...I'd give it a high rating just for the title! It pretty much says it all .... it's clever without being soooo disgusting like some of the ones you review! If y'all ever have a poll for best and worst titles, send me a ballot!!

[Houstondon]

Well, http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/read.php?ID=22105 isn't about engineering principles either...

Seriously, the title was kind of generic, especially for a well made flick. I can't recall the term "twat" used one time, nor the word "tasty", and if "bang" got any play, I must've missed that too. ;)

[Texasgingersnap]

Well, http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/read.php?ID=22105 isn't about engineering principles either...

Seriously, the title was kind of generic, especially for a well made flick. I can't recall the term "twat" used one time, nor the word "tasty", and if "bang" got any play, I must've missed that too. ;)

"Twat" is one of my favorite words for THAT. Usually, but not always, preceeded by "widdle".

You know everything about smut stuff, it's amazing!

I was thinking a good title would be "Hit me with your best snot", but maybe not...

[Texasgingersnap]

I see Bang is back up on the Hubba-Hubba list.

So, I'm thinking sequels....

Natch there's the Bang II, III, IV, V, VI, etc. all the way up to 69, but how about....

Taste My Banged Twat?

Spot The Twat With The Tang?

Bang My Taste, Twat!

Stop The Clock, It's Time For Twat

Twat For Two, A Bang For You

Taste Not, Twat Rot

Baste My Twat


...... ok, I'll go take my meds now.......