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The Bus
03-14-2006, 05:41 AM
I always thought adult movie titles were so ridiculous, it's become a secret joy for me to read the titles and smile at their ingenuity. The best part is most of them are even better than the list Randall Graves reads aloud in Clerks (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109445/quotes).
The funniest title I think I've ever seen is Anal Blitzkrieg. This page has a lot more (http://members.shaw.ca/stayasyouare/tohwpmt.html) (Amateurs Only 131: How Much Longer is This Going to Take :lol: ).
The Movie Forum already did a thread about porn titles taking off on real movies (http://forum.dvdtalk.com/showthread.php?t=203525) but I figure I'll let you connoisseurs take a stab at this.
Mrs. Danger
03-14-2006, 07:04 AM
Hole Humpers
Yocke
03-14-2006, 07:30 AM
I like Chunky Cheerleaders and On the Hunt for Some C unt.
Tscott
03-14-2006, 10:38 AM
Fucking Assholes
Dvdlovr24
03-14-2006, 12:09 PM
Too Hung To Tongue
cultshock
03-14-2006, 12:19 PM
"Young, Dumb and Full of Cum" has always made me giggle.
Timber
03-14-2006, 12:35 PM
Cum Shitters
Dirt Pipe Milkshakes
I'll always had a soft spot for the classic Edward Penis Hands.
RocShemp
03-14-2006, 12:53 PM
The Flinbones
Wasn't there also a Ron Jeremy film called Super Hornio Bros?
Shemp
03-14-2006, 03:18 PM
I've always enjoyed the simplicity of 'Parking In Rear'.
raven56706
03-14-2006, 03:25 PM
Fuck me sideways
Dirty Sanchez Strikes the Back
Up the Poop Shoot
DaveCole
03-14-2006, 04:14 PM
Chunky Tuna
Tarantino
03-14-2006, 04:32 PM
From the banner - Whore At The Door and Jonnie Darkko in...
= J
Hulkabrgr
03-14-2006, 04:45 PM
I always got a kick out of " ejaculation nation "
XBOX360
03-14-2006, 06:08 PM
Fuck me gently, with a Chainsaw was lovely.
speedy1961
03-14-2006, 06:09 PM
Finding Ryan's Privates
Rockmjd23
03-14-2006, 06:12 PM
Whoregasm.
zekeburger1979
03-14-2006, 08:49 PM
2005 Hollywood Movies and their Porn Title Equivalents (http://www.audienceoftwo.com/mag.php?art_id=664)
Binger
03-15-2006, 04:29 PM
Yo Quiero Taco Smell
chente
03-15-2006, 07:06 PM
Romancing the Bone which is even funnier because when I was in high school we rented Romancing the Stone and someone had mistakenly put the tape for Romancing the Bone in the case.
Jack Straw
03-15-2006, 07:13 PM
Smell This
chino77
03-15-2006, 07:46 PM
midget in a suitcase.....featuring "bridget the midget" who was hot for a midget.
TheGodfather
03-16-2006, 07:54 AM
Seymore Butts' Behind the Sphinc Door
Ass Breeder
TheGodfather
03-16-2006, 08:02 AM
Bunghole Harlots
Say Aloha To My A-Hola
Binger
03-16-2006, 06:51 PM
Dirt Pipe Milkshakes
If that's real that's the greatest pron title ever.
jessecrx
03-16-2006, 07:25 PM
Night of the Giving Head
Stilletos in the Ghetto
Girls Who Like It In The Doo Doo Hole
What! What! In the Butt! Butt!
Fatliners
MartinBlank
03-16-2006, 11:51 PM
List of titles banned in Canada: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0207061canada1.html
Houstondon
04-03-2006, 06:45 AM
If any of you work up a list of such titles reviewed here, I'll write an article on them for the Blue Room; giving y'all full credit of course.
THEES VAN KEMP
04-26-2006, 10:25 PM
"Slant Eye for the Straight Guy" - now that's deliciously 'politically incorrect' :cool: :mad2:
Ian_H
04-27-2006, 01:57 PM
There are some good ones here but my favorite of all time is:
Indiana Joan And The Black Hole Of Mammoo
--Ian
Drexl
04-27-2006, 07:06 PM
It's a compilation, but:
"Eat You Mama Tambien"
yashan
04-29-2006, 09:02 AM
Definitely not for kids anymore:
Hairy Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone
Hairy Potter in Hermione's Chamber of Secrets
Hairy Potter Made the Philosopher Moan
;)
bill_n_opus
05-01-2006, 08:48 AM
I always laugh when I think of "Bigger" which, of course, is a take off of Big and Tom Hanks. The thought of Tom Hanks in a porno makes me laugh my ass off.
ivelostr2
05-03-2006, 11:05 PM
sex trek: the next penetration
rodster
05-04-2006, 06:32 AM
Buttman and Throbbin'
CheapBastid
05-04-2006, 11:51 AM
Mr. Birchum did a holiday guide that kills me including such classics as:
North Pole, South Hole
Santa Empties His Sack
Kechulater
05-05-2006, 08:45 PM
The Spermanator
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