View Full Version : Have you ever had your balls waxed?
Abelkems
11-03-2004, 04:51 PM
This guy (http://www.abum.com/?show_media=2251) did it. I think I'll just stick with a razor.
DonnachaOne
11-03-2004, 04:53 PM
No, but I do rub aftershave lotion on them.
Suprmallet
11-03-2004, 04:56 PM
No.
Abelkems
11-03-2004, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by DonnachaOne
No, but I do rub aftershave lotion on them.
That burns just thinking about it.
Mole177
11-03-2004, 05:07 PM
that sucked.
WhoGirl
11-03-2004, 05:44 PM
I used to get my bowling balls waxed every couple of weeks. For bowling on synthetic lanes.
I'd stick my balls in the machine and five minutes later, they would come out shiny and new.
I know that's not what you meant, but they're the only balls I've got. :(
But on the opposite end of the spectrum: I've never waxed any part of my body. Let alone *there.*
Suprmallet
11-03-2004, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by WhoGirl
I know that's not what you meant, but they're the only balls I've got. :(
http://www.horrortalk.com/smilies/rimshot.gif
Abelkems
11-03-2004, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by WhoGirl
I'd stick my balls in the machine and five minutes later, they would come out shiny and new.
Anyone willing to experiment with this. :D
Abelkems
11-03-2004, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by WhoGirl
I know that's not what you meant, but they're the only balls I've got. :(
I'm sure there are a couple of forum members -rolleyes- that would gladly hand theirs over to you.
NORML54601
11-03-2004, 06:16 PM
not intentionally
Giantrobo
11-03-2004, 07:25 PM
That "Gaysian" waxer is freay funny. :lol: Also, when the 1st rip happened it was weird because it looked like he was cumming...not getting hairs ripped out of his scrotum sac.
tdirgins
11-03-2004, 07:37 PM
i loved the look of dread when he was told the hair would be pulled out "from the roots" :lol:
Osiris
11-04-2004, 12:13 AM
Only a razor for me.
Suprmallet
11-04-2004, 12:19 AM
I just watched that. EEEYOW!
DonnachaOne
11-04-2004, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by Abelkems
That burns just thinking about it. Um... why? Lotion is cool and feels nice.
Have you open sores on your balls? THAt would burn then, I suppose...
Abelkems
11-04-2004, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by DonnachaOne
Um... why? Lotion is cool and feels nice.
Have you open sores on your balls? THAt would burn then, I suppose...
Shut up! I have cream for my open sores:D
No, I didn't see the lotion part. I was thinking of regular aftershave, like the "Home Alone" kid used.
Mankal
11-04-2004, 04:19 PM
Funny this thread came up, I was at the drugstore the other day and picked up a jar of "Brazilian Bikini wax" in the hopes that the wife would try it. She said she'd do it ONLY if I did it first, so tomorow I'll let you guys know if I survived or if my balls fall off!
nevermind
11-04-2004, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by Mankal
Funny this thread came up, I was at the drugstore the other day and picked up a jar of "Brazilian Bikini wax" in the hopes that the wife would try it. She said she'd do it ONLY if I did it first, so tomorow I'll let you guys know if I survived or if my balls fall off!
rotfl
scottall
11-04-2004, 05:00 PM
I'm fine with my bushy balls.
QuiGonJosh
11-04-2004, 05:18 PM
i aint shavin shit!
Abelkems
11-04-2004, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by QuiGonJosh
i aint shavin shit!
My shit's never hairy
Demontooth
11-04-2004, 07:24 PM
No.
BizRodian
11-04-2004, 07:34 PM
Good 'ole CBC.
KDforever
11-04-2004, 09:09 PM
I don't have any balls, you know, being a girl and all but I do get my brows waxed. And NO, I have never waxed down below either.
But my very hairy older sister gets a bikini wax done. I think she's crazy. -screwy-
Originally posted by Mankal
Funny this thread came up, I was at the drugstore the other day and picked up a jar of "Brazilian Bikini wax" in the hopes that the wife would try it. She said she'd do it ONLY if I did it first, so tomorow I'll let you guys know if I survived or if my balls fall off!
Well?
btw...a bunch of guys I played lax with shaved their balls. Some of them sweared by it. Not me. A razor is not going anywhere near the fun bag.
-pedagogue
Deftones
11-06-2004, 08:47 AM
a freshly shorn sack is a thing of beauty. chicks absolutely love it.
DonnachaOne
11-06-2004, 11:54 AM
In the event that the balls are getting TOO bushy, I shear them. I use the beard-trimmer on the back of my electric razor (a blade's going nowhere near them right now!)
Mankal
11-08-2004, 10:08 AM
Well this weekend with the help of Mr. Smirnoff I tried the wax on myself. Now the 'sides' and top area waxing is very effective and not painful, I didn't get to the balls itself, for the hair was too short there already, I need it to be a little longer before trying. I will report back.
antennaball
11-08-2004, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by Mankal
Well this weekend with the help of Mr. Smirnoff I tried the wax on myself.
http://www.yakov.com/images/faceB.jpg
"In Soviet Russia, balls wax YOU!"
Mankal
11-08-2004, 12:21 PM
Now that's Hilarious antennaball!!!!!!
happycamper
11-08-2004, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by Deftones, Esq
a freshly shorn sack is a thing of beauty. chicks absolutely love it.
:up:
Besides, who wants a mouthful of hair?
Suprmallet
11-08-2004, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by antennaball
http://www.yakov.com/images/faceB.jpg
"In Soviet Russia, balls wax YOU!"
rotfl
scottall
11-09-2004, 02:30 AM
Originally posted by happycamper
Besides, who wants a mouthful of hair?
I don't mind a mouthful of hair. You just have to take a little extra time picking it out of your teeth.
Abelkems
11-09-2004, 06:03 AM
Originally posted by scottall
I don't mind a mouthful of hair. You just have to take a little extra time picking it out of your teeth.
:lol: That's just less flossing you have to do later.
scottall
11-10-2004, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by Abelkems
:lol: That's just less flossing you have to do later.
And I really hate flossing, so it works out great.
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