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10-08-2002, 09:51 AM
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Dirty talks during sex?
My boyfriend asked me last time to talk dirty to him while we were having sex. I mean, I do make noises ;-) but I've not been doing that kind of talk before.
What would make a guy hot hearing it said from his girl? Please give me some ideas here. I don't think he meant the really extreme way. Just some sexy, dirty talks, I guess. Thanks. |
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10-08-2002, 12:08 PM
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plain and simple, Describe stuff relating to the act. shout out commands or something. theres no rule book for dirty talking.
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10-08-2002, 12:15 PM
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you can just say 'oh dave you are so good...' even though his name's not dave. haha
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10-08-2002, 01:49 PM
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try things that are likely to feed his ego. "you're so good," "yeah baby just like that," etc
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10-08-2002, 02:23 PM
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Ohhhh! That makes my pu$$y so wet!
Yeah, baby, Phuck me hard! You like that?, I do, just suck on my clit a little harder. Get on top and pound me good and hard. Suck on my titties! I can't believe I'm taking all of that monster cock! Eat my Pu$$y while you finger my a$s! Put it in me, now! I want to suck on you, till you shoot your load down my throat! Your dick is so hard! Baby, you make my Pu$$y cream. You get me so hot! At least that's the kind of stuff I hear. Just get creative. It all sounds good when your get'n some. You just need to sound like you mean it. |
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10-08-2002, 02:28 PM
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10-08-2002, 02:43 PM
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Get on top and pound me hot and wet. Your dick is so pu$$y cream. Put it in me, finger my a$$!
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10-08-2002, 03:53 PM
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PerpleNerple- This applies to all forums:
REMINDER -- Profanity (Must Read if You Like to Cuss) Quoting doesn't help things either.  |
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10-09-2002, 02:30 PM
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Well.......
If I hear this stuff, I'll probably start laughing.
One time this girl said this to me when my cock was deep inside her: Oh, God. You are poison baby. You are poison. At that time I didn't knew what to think but after I left I started thinking about what she said and I started laughing.
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10-09-2002, 06:52 PM
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And then you can switch the porn dvd's audio track over to Spanish to get a bilingual thrill.
Seriously, dirty talk is cool, but that's just a little too much. It honestly would sound like they're just reciting a porn script. I'd be worried if a real person actually talked that way.
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10-09-2002, 09:09 PM
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10-10-2002, 05:22 AM
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After explaining who Bill Walton was to my GF after seeing him in a commerical (I said "you know, the guy that every third slam dunk from Shaq last year said 'Throw it down big man!'), she has now threatened that some time mid way through she's going to yell out "Throw it down big man!"
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10-11-2002, 05:27 PM
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10-12-2002, 06:41 PM
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Of the top of my head, here's a few any man would like to hear:
You make me moist with desire you hunky guy. That's it! Butter my bread! Do not stop until you pass go cuz I like it muchly. You are making the hair on my toes stand up. Wow. You can really scratch my itch. Does it hurt when you pee too? I feel loose in the caboose. Give it to me like a man. I like you sex me up big man. Give this dog a bone. Woof! You got a spicy sausage and it's burning me with desire. Of all the guys I've had you are the best or at least close to it. More, more, more. How do you like it? Keep it comin' love, keep it comin' love. Don't stop it now don't stop it. No don't stop it now don't stop it. You make me feel like a $40 whore and I like your tip. I do so like to yanky your wanky. Your ballpark frank really plumps when I cook it. Your wang has quite a tang. Let's do more bang bang. When the jizz hits my eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. Good girls don't but I do. Would you like a wittle kissy on your big booboo? Hope this helps!
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it really bufords my pusser. (wow, that sounds dirty!)- cultshock Last edited by Buford T Pusser; 10-12-2002 at 06:44 PM. |
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10-14-2002, 03:20 PM
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Of all the things I find funny in this thread, I still think the most humerous is the first poster's name.
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