Just got back from my first strip club...LONG

seven · 05-08-2004, 09:56 PM

As a preface, I realize since I don't post here as often lots of newer people don't know me and won't be at all interested in this, so I'll just tell you up front not to waste your time reading it.

A guy I work with is getting married this month so about 6 of us guys from work took him out to dinner tonight.

Afterwards they decided we needed to go to a strip club since he's getting married and since I'd never been to one.

Almost as soon as we got and had just sat down this girl came over and told me that my friend bought me a couch dance. So, that was pretty enjoyable, especially since he paid for it.

Then I screwed up because she asked if I wanted to return the favor and buy one for him. Since he's the one getting married and he bought me one I said, "Sure." Then she told me it was $30. I didn't think it was THAT good.

So he had his then she came to get the $30 and it turned out I didn't have that much.

I had to borrow $10 from another guy.

I had $3 left, which I spent on 3 different girls at the center stage which I realize now was a much better deal.

Oh well, I'll know better next time, and I'll be prepared and take more money.

BUT WAIT!!!! Here's the best part of the story. There is a girl who has been working for the cleaning service at my job for about a month now and she comes by and talks to me every night.

She's kind of freaky and I'm "pretty" sure she's interested in me.

1. A week or two ago I noticed she had her tongue pierced and I commented on it. To which she replied, "Yeah, I've got everything pierced."

2. This past week when I was telling her we were taking my friend out she asked if we were taking him to a strip club. I said we'd planned too, but he chickened out. She said, "I love strip clubs!" and I said, "Reeeeaalllly?" and she said, "Yeah, don't you?" So, I told her that I'd never been to one. She replied, much to my surprise..."Oh! It's on now! I'm going to ask around and find a good one and take you to it."

Everyone says it's much more fun if you take a girl with you.

But, now I'm not sure if I should tell her I went or not. I mean since she was wanting to take me for the first time. Or, maybe she just wants to take me period and is just using that as an excuse. :P

Oh! Also during our discussion of strip clubs... I forget what we were talking about, but it was about being able to perform some sort of physical act (presumably stripping related) and she said she could do it. And again, I said "Reeaallly?" and she said "Yeah, I used to take gymnastics. I can do lots of things." and gave me kind of an interesting look.

So, I think I've got a pretty good shot.

Hopefully soon I'll be able to post that thread to put Jolt Addicts mind at ease.

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Buford T Pusser · 05-08-2004, 10:39 PM

Thanks for sharing!

The icons I meant.

Bill Geiger · 05-08-2004, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
Thanks for sharing!

The icons I meant.

Was only 13..I expected more!

Raul3 · 05-09-2004, 01:34 AM

Two replies and no one has asked...

did the stripper fart in your face?

Buford T Pusser · 05-09-2004, 06:16 AM

Guess we were too overwhelmed by the length of his uhhh, post.

Giantrobo · 05-09-2004, 06:51 AM

I've yet to go to strip club. I'm afraid I'll never leave...

DaveCole · 05-09-2004, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Giantrobo
I've yet to go to strip club. I'm afraid I'll never leave...

Don't worry, as soon as you run out of money they will "politely" ask you to leave or just ignore you until you do.

ClemsonDevil · 05-09-2004, 10:01 AM

I know that girl from work wants you and your pecker.
Most guys are worked up after going to a strip club and that is when she wants to rape you with those gymnastic sex positions.

Don't tell her about going with your buds... just let her know that you have some free time one weekend. Hit the strip club together, go back to either of your places, and then see what the pierced gymnastics girl can do (which is probably enough to blow your mind... and other things).

And if anything happens at your place, take out your camera and tell her that you are an amateur photographer and would LOVE to take her picture since she is so beautiful and all that.
She wants you so bad she will probably agree.
(and then link or post those pictures here for all to enjoy)

kicker_of_elves · 05-09-2004, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by seven
1. A week or two ago I noticed she had her tongue pierced and I commented on it. To which she replied, "Yeah, I've got everything pierced."

Should had said, "Yeah, i think im gonna need visual confirmation on that."

Flirt with her man, or you'll be stuck with your hand.

seth2 · 05-09-2004, 10:10 PM

nice story,

My girl friend + her best friend(girl) want to go to a strip club. i think they want to pickup???

joltaddict · 05-09-2004, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by seven
I think I've got a pretty good shot. Hopefully soon I'll be able to post that thread to put Jolt Addicts mind at ease.

If you dont get laid soon Im going to go over there and take your virginity myself.

krkuhl · 05-10-2004, 04:35 AM

YAY seven! happy happy joy joy. i say enjoy the night--freaky women can be fun but just protect yourself...

and of course, give us an update

Tarantino · 05-10-2004, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by seven
I had $3 left, which I spent on 3 different girls at the center stage which I realize now was a much better deal.

Wait...you gave each girl one dollar? 2 bucks is the standard, man!

seven · 05-11-2004, 12:41 AM

Everyone else I was with was giving ones so I was just following along.

They did have a "$2 All Nude Review" where they changed for $2 bills ahead of time. Then all the girls got naked and then you'd wave a bill and they'd come dance in front of you and then you'd give them the $2 bill.

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IC_Freeze · 05-11-2004, 12:29 PM

$2 the standard.... time to goto a new club

Tarantino · 05-11-2004, 03:12 PM

Nah, I go to the GOOD clubs here in California...none of the skanalicious ones...

05-08-2004, 09:56 PM	#1
seven DVD Talk Special Edition Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 1,985	Just got back from my first strip club...LONG As a preface, I realize since I don't post here as often lots of newer people don't know me and won't be at all interested in this, so I'll just tell you up front not to waste your time reading it. A guy I work with is getting married this month so about 6 of us guys from work took him out to dinner tonight. Afterwards they decided we needed to go to a strip club since he's getting married and since I'd never been to one. Almost as soon as we got and had just sat down this girl came over and told me that my friend bought me a couch dance. So, that was pretty enjoyable, especially since he paid for it. Then I screwed up because she asked if I wanted to return the favor and buy one for him. Since he's the one getting married and he bought me one I said, "Sure." Then she told me it was $30. I didn't think it was THAT good. So he had his then she came to get the $30 and it turned out I didn't have that much. I had to borrow $10 from another guy. I had $3 left, which I spent on 3 different girls at the center stage which I realize now was a much better deal. Oh well, I'll know better next time, and I'll be prepared and take more money. BUT WAIT!!!! Here's the best part of the story. There is a girl who has been working for the cleaning service at my job for about a month now and she comes by and talks to me every night. She's kind of freaky and I'm "pretty" sure she's interested in me. 1. A week or two ago I noticed she had her tongue pierced and I commented on it. To which she replied, "Yeah, I've got everything pierced." 2. This past week when I was telling her we were taking my friend out she asked if we were taking him to a strip club. I said we'd planned too, but he chickened out. She said, "I love strip clubs!" and I said, "Reeeeaalllly?" and she said, "Yeah, don't you?" So, I told her that I'd never been to one. She replied, much to my surprise..."Oh! It's on now! I'm going to ask around and find a good one and take you to it." Everyone says it's much more fun if you take a girl with you. But, now I'm not sure if I should tell her I went or not. I mean since she was wanting to take me for the first time. Or, maybe she just wants to take me period and is just using that as an excuse. :P Oh! Also during our discussion of strip clubs... I forget what we were talking about, but it was about being able to perform some sort of physical act (presumably stripping related) and she said she could do it. And again, I said "Reeaallly?" and she said "Yeah, I used to take gymnastics. I can do lots of things." and gave me kind of an interesting look. So, I think I've got a pretty good shot. Hopefully soon I'll be able to post that thread to put Jolt Addicts mind at ease. 7 __________________ "I am not a number. I am a free man!"

05-08-2004, 10:39 PM	#2
Buford T Pusser DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Lighten up, Francis! (Funland) Posts: 31,586	Thanks for sharing! The icons I meant. __________________ it really bufords my pusser. (wow, that sounds dirty!)- cultshock

05-09-2004, 06:16 AM	#5
Buford T Pusser DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Lighten up, Francis! (Funland) Posts: 31,586	Guess we were too overwhelmed by the length of his uhhh, post. __________________ it really bufords my pusser. (wow, that sounds dirty!)- cultshock

05-09-2004, 06:51 AM	#6
Giantrobo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: TORRANCE, CA Posts: 36,977	I've yet to go to strip club. I'm afraid I'll never leave... __________________ XBOX Gamertag: Giantrobo On my 3rd 360 as of 9/27/2007 Wii: 3016 5988 8229 5603

05-09-2004, 10:01 AM	#8
ClemsonDevil Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SC Posts: 648	I know that girl from work wants you and your pecker. Most guys are worked up after going to a strip club and that is when she wants to rape you with those gymnastic sex positions. Don't tell her about going with your buds... just let her know that you have some free time one weekend. Hit the strip club together, go back to either of your places, and then see what the pierced gymnastics girl can do (which is probably enough to blow your mind... and other things). And if anything happens at your place, take out your camera and tell her that you are an amateur photographer and would LOVE to take her picture since she is so beautiful and all that. She wants you so bad she will probably agree. (and then link or post those pictures here for all to enjoy) __________________ Insert something funny and creative here.

05-09-2004, 01:34 AM	#4
Raul3 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Picture a cup in the middle of the sea Posts: 353	Two replies and no one has asked... did the stripper fart in your face?

05-09-2004, 10:10 PM	#10
seth2 New Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 11	nice story, My girl friend + her best friend(girl) want to go to a strip club. i think they want to pickup??? __________________

05-10-2004, 04:35 AM	#12
krkuhl Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: houston, tx Posts: 4,997	YAY seven! happy happy joy joy. i say enjoy the night--freaky women can be fun but just protect yourself... and of course, give us an update __________________ I got a sweater for Christmas. i really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

05-11-2004, 12:41 AM	#14
seven DVD Talk Special Edition Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 1,985	Everyone else I was with was giving ones so I was just following along. They did have a "$2 All Nude Review" where they changed for $2 bills ahead of time. Then all the girls got naked and then you'd wave a bill and they'd come dance in front of you and then you'd give them the $2 bill. 7 __________________ "I am not a number. I am a free man!"

05-11-2004, 12:29 PM	#15
IC_Freeze Needs to contact an admin about multiple accounts Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 1,573	$2 the standard.... time to goto a new club

05-11-2004, 03:12 PM	#16
Tarantino DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: On my iBook in Central California Posts: 6,728	Nah, I go to the GOOD clubs here in California...none of the skanalicious ones... __________________ My Myspace Page - Pics, all about me, ect... "Some thoughts... Even if she was one in a million... there's a thousand of her in China alone." - Heat

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