Uncircumsized? Do it yourself!

[DAC]

http://www.smartklamp.com/parents/thesmartklamp.html

The SmartKlamp® a new invention

The SmartKlamp® is a new, one time use only, circumcision tool, which is designed to create, a safer, faster, and smarter way to perform circumcisions.

The SmartKlamp® is a small plastic device, which workings can be compared with the umbilical cord clamp. It consists of a plastic transparent tube of polycarbonate, and a white clamping mechanism of nylon. It is very light and easy to use.

The SmartKlamp® has been designed using the latest plastic technology, and is produced according the highest quality standards in an ISO 9002, EN 46000 certified plant in Singapore.

Through its unique design the SmartKlamp® provides for full protection of the penis during the circumcision, and gives a cosmetically predictable result. It makes the circumcision practically bloodless, which helps reducing the risk of spreading infections like AIDS or Hepatitis.

The SmartKlamp® comes in various sizes, from newborn (10mm) to adult, and is individually EO sterilized packed. Every SmartKlamp® is supplied with a size-0-meter, to ensure you select the right size of device.

Safety aspects:

* Thanks to the special design the penis is protected from the scalpel throughout the circumcision procedure, so no unwanted cuts can take place
* There is practically no blood during the circumcision, as the blood vessels of the foreskin are trapped by the SmartKlamp®, so no spreading of infections like AIDS or Hepatitis, and no antibiotics are required.
* No stitching needed as the SmartKlamp takes over the wound healing process.
* The SmartKlamp is sterilized, and can only be used once.
* The SmartKlamp is made according the most modern plastic technology, which guarantees a consistent and very strong and reliable device

[roadbikeguy13]

Maxim repeat!

[DAC]

Sorry, I don't get Maxim. Just had this emailed to me.

[zuffy]

Looks more like a castration device.

[NORML54601]

I once read a "diary" of a guy who'd circumsized himself. I think it was on an autralian website. It was one of the funny things I'd ever seen.

[NORML54601]

It was easier to find than I thought it would be!

Here

or

Here

[cultshock]

The SmartKlamp® is a new, one time use only, circumcision tool

But what about those who would like to circumcise themselves twice? (or perhaps once, but with a buddy?)

[Buford T Pusser]

This thread is worthless without pics.

[ENDContra]

I knew a guy once who was circumsized who tried to UNcircumsize himself...not sure if he was successful or not though.

[Fok]

I'll stick to seeing a doctor, somethings are too dangerous to play around with

[JKL74]

I am a GIRL, and I can't even finish that guy's journal entry, story...whatever. Oh My god. You poor men.

[Saxofonix]

Question ... why on earth would you want to circumcise yourself ? Ever ?

[Jerrycurl]

I don't know, but here's how you can undo it yourself: http://www.cutuncut.com/

[darkflounder]

Originally posted by NORML54601
I once read a "diary" of a guy who'd circumsized himself. I think it was on an autralian website. It was one of the funny things I'd ever seen.

It'll take months of scouring my brain with a brillo pad until I get the mental images of that journal out of my head.

DAMN YOU NORML!!!

[WhoGirl]

Well, it's better than using fingernail clippers to try and get the job done yourself...

[Josh-da-man]

Originally posted by NORML54601
It was easier to find than I thought it would be!

Here

or

Here

I call bullshit.

Even if a guy cuts a piece off of his own dick, he isn't going to fucking eat it.

[NORML54601]

Originally posted by Josh-da-man
I call bullshit

I didn't think that had to be pointed out.

[WillieTheShakes]

Are you kidding? I don't even cut my own lawn.

[D.Pham00]

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
This thread is worthless without pics.

there's a pic in theh first post, and i'm perfectly fine with that one. no need for more pics in this thread!

[Buford T Pusser]

well la di da.

Then how about you spend some time adding some pix to the LiveJournal thread here in Mature.

[taproot]

The only guy I ever heard of doing a self circumcision was Abraham and I'm sure he was cooked on wine and religious ferver at the time. Just in case there is someone out there that is thinking of shanking the weed, please boys, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DO THIS. This is surgery. Oh sure Jews have a mohel that comes to the house with a cigar cutter but unless you're 8 days old don't make the call. Adults can expect to be out of work for the week, at least. Do you have any idea what kind of neural network is in your wang? Think about it. If you rub your Charley against the bedpost it feels good. If you rub your shoulder against the bedpost you might satisfy an itch. Now if you lop of the top of Mr. Big, chances are all those neural transmitters are going to respond. Just pray to God that you pass out. Otherwise you may go into shock.
Now step back a second and give this a little thought. The only reason to have a circumcision is to make your jelly bean pretty. Remember that neural network we talked about? Well when you take away the skin you take away the fun built in. In essence if the head of your cock (some or all) makes an appearance when you get a woody...you're good to go. If you have to use booby pins to hold the fold, talk to your doctor. If you're lucky she will bite it off right there in the office.