Fuck Me in The Bathroom Part Deux Giveaway

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This is Part Deux of the XCritic's Deux Part - Fuck Me In The Bathroom Part Deux Giveaway.

1 Grand prize winner will be selected from this thread. All you have to do to enter is post your naughtiest story of "when you fucked in a bathroom". Joanna Angel herself will select the one which most interests her.

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Read the XCritic Review of Fuck Me in The Bathroom - Part Deux Here.

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[LoveJuice87]

It had been a long, hard day at work. I was excited to finally get home and relax. However, that's not what my husband had in mind when I opened the door.

I hadn't even closed the front door when I looked up and saw my husband standing there, butt naked, with a throbbing hardon. He walked up to me as I stood there in shock, as well as awe, and proceeded to undress me before I had a chance to even put down my purse. Stumbling out of my clothes, I was antsy to see where this would lead.

After I was undressed, right there in the livingroom, he began pulling me down the hallway. I thought he was pulling me to our bedroom, but to my surprise, we ended up going into the bathroom. I asked him what we were doing, and he told me he had to use the restroom. So, here I am thinking that he was just taking a quick pit-stop before the fun. I could'nt have been more wrong.

Before I knew it, he had pulled me to the shower. He agressively (but in that good way), pushed me into the shower and onto my knees. He was standing outside of the shower, towering over me. Somewhere in my mind I knew what was comming, and though previous thoughts of such activity had never really gotten me excited, there I was wanting it.

Sure enough, the hot golden flow started towards me. I welcomed it, my pussy tingling in excitement. It flowed down my bare chest, and my nipples perked right up. The "golden" shower was short and sweet, but was just the beginning. He reached into the shower as he finished his filthy, but oh so exciting activity, and turned on the water. Climbing into the shower with me, he adjusted the tempature while fondling me with his free hand. I was still on my knees, the excitement seemed to make me immobile.

Turning around to face me, he shoved his rock hard cock down my willing throat. Both hands on my head, he face-fucked me until I almost lost control. My hand between my legs, I could feel the differnce in moisture. I was wet, and I was ready. As if he could feel it too, he flipped me around to face the wall, got on his knees, and gave me what I was waiting for.

Though we had had sex many times prior, he felt huge inside me, almost to the point of pain. To top it off, his energy was raging and his thrusts were fast and rough. I was loving every minute of it. Every thrust brought me closer to my own climax, one that I already knew was going to be overpowering.

Just as I thought it was coming to an end, that climax was just within reach, he pulled out that fierce cock of his and slammed it back inside me. This time, however, he was fucking me in my tight little asshole. Usually, I would've needed much more warning beforehand...but I was in no mood to stop him. The mixture of pain and pleasure went together so well, instead of shrieking in pain, I instead came to full climax and screamed in pleasure.

My already tight ass, plus the convulsions of my orgasm, must have hit the spot for him, because there was no turning back. He had one last hard thrust left in him before I felt his hot cum shoot up my ass.

Normally, this would've been the end to our sexual activity. We proceeded to wash up, get out of the shower, and dry up. However, when I sat on the toilet to do my business, he used it as the perfect oppertunity to shove his already hard-again cock into my mouth once more. I knew then, the day was nowhere near over.

I sucked and slobered all over his long, thick cock. Devouring it in a way I don't believe I ever had before. His grunts and moans encouraged me to be that naughty girl I knew I was inside. Finally, he pulled me off the seat and had me up against the sink, facing the mirror. Rubbing his cock up and down my slit, he teased before ramming it in my cunt once more. Standing there, I watched as my man took me from behind. A sight that brought me to another roaring orgasm. I was in complete ecstacy. He kept at it for another fifteen to twenty minutes, causing me to almost buckle at the knees, until he finally released his second load all over my ass and back.

Slowly but surely we made our way to the bedroom, but I will always remember that amazing, blissful afternoon in the bathroom.

[thewrathofseven]

It was the middle of July and it had been a rediculously dead month at work. I was the only person working then and I spent most of the day on the internet killing time hoping for something to happen to break the monotony. Being the only person in a building from 9 in the morning to 5 at night for more than just a couple of weeks makes you really comfortable with doing things you normally would not do at work so one day I decided to check out this site named craigslist that everyone was raving about. At first it seemed like some kind of ebay ripoff/classifieds section, but then I found a link titled 'casual encounters' under the personals. Curious I checked it out and found hundreds of posts from people looking for quick no strings attached sex.

I went through quite a few ads and answered about a dozen of them, but to my dismay I found that all of them were spam that tried to get you to go to some kind of singles site. I was a bit disappointed, but then I decided to make my own add. Checking out the competition I realized there were about 20 billion adds from guys and a majority of them were in their 20's not old men like I had hoped so I was not going to get any brownie points for being young. So I decided that in order to make my add stand out amongst the others I would have to offer something they were not. I posted that I would pay 100$ to come and service me at work. It did not take long for me to get a reply.

An older women (or at least older than I was) answered my post. She gave me her phone number and a pic of her standing nude with her back to the camera in the middle of what looked like the desert. I fought my nervousness back and made the call. She answered and was a bit reluctant aobut the whole thing (as I was) because we had both never done anything like this before. In the end we ended up meeting and much to my suprise she was HOT, and she did not hide the fact that felt the same way about me. So we planned it out right there that she would come by the next day about an hour before I closed.

I was extremely nervous and kept thinking to myself the entire time I waited for her that this would be the one time some customer would come in or worse that my boss would come in. Finally after I had smoked about 3 packs of cigarrettes she arrived wearing a one piece mini skirt (if that's what you want to call it). I had already locked most of the doors, but realized that in my nervousness I had lost my key to the front door. She was so damn hot though it did not matter. We tore into each other making out right in the middle of the office. I ran my hand down her body and found that she was not wearing any panties under her skirt. I massaged the wetness of her pussy before dropping to my knees and diving in face first. She moaned and almost fell down from pleasure, she quickly grabbed a chair to sit in and let me eat her pussy and suck her clit. I wanted to fuck her so badly at that point that I could not take it anymore. I grabbed her, dragged her into the bathroom, and dropped my pants. She went down and gave my dick one hard suck, but I said 'No'. I picked her up, turned her around, pushed her against the wall, and jammed my cock into her tight pussy which made her whine despiter herself. I fucked her harder than I had ever fucked in my life. It seemed like hours were flying by as she moaned and screamed while I slammed her from behind. I heard someone come in and did not even care (they quickly left after they heard what was going on) I was about to cum. I asked her if I could cum in her pussy and through moans she pleaded for me too. My cock exploded and I blew all inside of her dripping, tight pussy. When it was over she gave me a long kiss and left. I felt a bit dazed by the whole thing but the mere thought of it got me so hot that I fucked the shit out of my wife when I got home.

A few months had went by since then and one day out of the blue she e-mailed me saying that it was the best sexualy encounter she had ever had (and she did not hide the fact that she had many) and she begged me to hook up with her again, but unfortunatly I was never able to.

[WalkHard]

After ten years and countless parties I was closing the door on my old house. The rental unit had served me well over the years, playing host to numerous one night stands, a few more serious girlfriends, and way too many hangovers. Before becoming an adult and moving into my new life as a homeowner, I had to throw one more party there though, engage in one last night of debauchery.

As with every party at that old house, the place filled up quickly, but there was more room than usual since there was nothing there but the stereo which was cranking out the usual blend of 80's New Wave and Heavy Metal. (Weird music combination I know, but the metal was for me, and the new wave was for the girls who hate the hard rock.) Since we were leaving the house behind, my friends decided that it was a good time to shoot fireworks off in the basement and see how the drywall in the living room would stand up to a punch. Since mindless destruction is a bit low on my list of things to do I wandered upstairs for awhile.

Upstairs I ran into my old lady who was just getting out of the bathroom. We hugged, talked and kissed, and then she went back downstairs, probably to yell at the idiots shooting the fireworks. I walked into the bathroom and closed the door behind and started doing my the usual business I have to do every thirty minutes when drinking a lot of beer. I was shaking the dew of the lily when my best friend's girl walked into the bathroom.

"Nicole, what the hell are you doing in here?" I asked as she firmly closed the door behind her.

"I thought this might be a good time to get into trouble, you know say goodbye to the house in the right way." Her grin was huge and her eyes were locked onto my cock which was still in my hand.

Nicole was the girl I had been in lust with for years. Long brown hair, a tiny frame with huge pierced tits, a tongue ring that had been in many a masturbatory fantasy . . . . I had been enraptured by her for years and everyone knew it. She locked the bathroom door behind her and walked over to me. She put her arms around me and kissed me fiercely, wrapping her tongue around mine, holding me up while she moved the toilet seat down.

"Sit down there" she said, "I'm going to suck your cock." I grinned, and it's not like I was going to say no. Since my pants were already half off she didn't even have to unbutton anything, all she did was slide down onto the floor and between my legs. I scooted out a little bit on the toilet seat so she could lick my balls easily, and I think she figured that out, since her hand went to my shaft and her mouth wrapped its self around my balls.

Her big beautiful eyes looked up at me while her hand stroked up and down my hard shaft. Her tongue and lips kissed and licked my balls, with her periodically sucking one ball or the other into her mouth. Eventually she licked her way up my balls, with her mouth coming to rest on top of my dick. She stroked my cock one more time, spit on my dick, and then slowly slid my hardness into her mouth and down her throat. I groaned, she fucked my cock with her throat while slipping one of her fingers into my asshole.

For the next five minutes she fucked my cock with her face, sliding her tongue up and down my shaft, sucking on the head of my dick, and then swallowing my meat as deep as she could. Her finger fucked my asshole, rubbing my prostate, while I wiggled all over the toilet, listening to the ceramic of the john collide with the tile of the bathroom floor. When I couldn't take it anymore and was just seconds away from cumming into her mouth, I picked her up and set her on the bathroom sink.

There was something indescribable about seeing her on that sink with her legs spread, her pussy already slick and wet. I could see my own reflection in the mirror behind her, I watched myself make my way down between her legs and to her pussy. "Mmm," she moaned "eat my pussy." I told her something about making her cum all over my face as I licked and sucked up her wet slit, relishing the taste of her juices. I fucked her pussy with my tongue, wiggling around inside of her. My tongue made it up to her clit and I wrapped my entire mouth around her little bud, sucking it into my mouth, stroking it with my tongue as I sucked on it.

My fingers worked inside of her pussy as I rolled my tongue around on her clit. I knew from talking to my buddy that Nicole liked both of her holes fucked so I tried to find something to fuck her pussy with other than my fingers. Noticing the toilet paper on the wall, I ran over to it, and grabbed the toilet paper roll. I moved the little plastic tp roll close to her pussy and then began fucking her with it, while moving two fingers into her ass. Filling both holes had the desired effect on Nicole as she began to cum while I was sucking her clit and fucking her holes. "Ooo God" she screamed as her orgasm rocked her pussy. Catching her breath she looked up and said "I need you to fuck me."

I got up off the floor and rubbed my cock on her clit, her still sitting on the sink with her legs spread. She moaned a bit when my cock hit her clit, and then I eased it down into her soaking pussy. I could feel her muscles clench while my dick slid into her. Her cunt was soft, tight, and wet, and I slowly began to stroke it. As her juiced covered my dick I began to fuck her harder, pounding her hole while she rubbed her clit. "Yeah fuck it" she kept saying. Her free arm ended up clutching the toothbrush holder bolted into the wall, and as I fucked her harder and faster I could see her clenching it tighter. Finally when she started cumming she pulled it completely out of the wall and then slumped down a little bit.

We kissed and I suggested that it was time for me to fuck her in the ass. She readily agreed and made her way back to the toilet, which she stood over, her hands resting on the toilet lid. I slid up behind her and worked my cock insider her tight little butthole. My cock was still covered in her slick juices so I worked it into her pretty easily. She bucked back into me as I fucked her, our bodies colliding. My fingers worked their way to her clit which I rubbed while we fucked. I had been waiting years to put my cock in Nicole's ass and I was determined to fuck just as hard as I could. I pulled her as close to me as I could while we fucked, both of us grunting like animals.

Her ass began to clench harder around my dick and I she began to cum again. Her orgasm was violent and she pulled on the toilet as she came, sending the porcelain toilet lid down to the ground where it broke into several pieces. Her tugging on it was so fierce that she pulled half the toilet off of the wall. She giggled as water began to leak out of a pipe.

"I think we need to finish up" she said, "and i want to taste my own ass." She worked her way down to the filthy bathroom floor as she sucked on my cock again, licking up her own taste as she stuffed my dick into her mouth. "That's it, fuck my face!" she said as I began to shove my dick in and out of her mouth, fucking her mouth like it was her hot little pussy. A minute or two of this was all that I could take as I shot my load into her mouth. She could feel me cumming and kept fucking me with her mouth while the cum came out of me.

When my orgasm was finished she got back up, smiled at me, and showed me all the cum in her mouth. She licked a little bit of it off her lip and then swallowed my whole load. The puddle from the ripped up toilet was quickly growing, and we decided to get the hell out of there, but i was moving out of that dump, and didn't give a shit. I had gotten what I wanted and more.

[kik36]

It was our first time away from it all........no kids, no families......no spouses!!! Of course we were married, but our sex lives were dull and at times non existent. We had decided to sneak away to a nice villa nestled in wine country in California. The grape vines came right up to the back patio and it was a working vineyard. Each villa was separate with a luxurious bed and a bathtub that would make anyone drool with anticipation. The bathtub was nearly 3 feet deep and had massage jets for all the right spots.

After we settled in, and came back from a walk on the beach and a fantastic dinner we quickly filled the bathtub with a nice hot bubble bath. It didn't take long in our heavy make-out session of pawing and purring to be stripped down to nothing. She grabbed my cock and led me into the bathtub, slipping into the bubbles and hiding her gorgeous tits. We sat on opposite ends of the tub and I felt her foot glide along the base of my cock, curling her toes to stroke me. My foot found it's target and I started to slowly tease her clit while my big toe
would gently push into her slit.

As my toe probed her, she slid forward and started to rub her pussy on my foot. The jets were aimed at our backs. I slid my legs underneath me and lifted up so my hard cock was bobbing just above the bubbles. My balls were still in the hot bath as I pulled her forward to suck on my shaft. She positioned her pussy in front of a jet while she tried hard to swallow me whole. She ended up gagging on my cock as I tried to penetrate her throat. Her saliva was dripping into the water while the jet worked it's magic on her clit. The gagging quickly turned to moans and my dick started to throb as her throat and lips began to vibrate on my skin.

I was ready to explode when I pulled her out of the water and forced her to bend over. She held onto the edge tightly while I began probing her cunt with my tongue. I worked my thumb into her hole and began concentrating on licking her beautiful ass. She whimpered when my
tongue entered her ass and gently began massaging it. Soon she was rubbing her ass all over my mouth and jamming her pussy into my thumb. She crawled back into the tub and got on her knees, resting her arms on the edge. Her ass was a perfect bubble popping out of the water.

The water level was just high enough to reach her clit. I entered her soaked pussy with one thrust, knocking the wind out of her in the process. I had drove her chest hard into the edge of the tub. Breathlessly she begged for more. I began to pound her pussy hard causing the water to splash up and hit her clit and my balls causing a massaging sensation. I spread her ass so I could enjoy the view of my cock disappearing into her wet hole. With each whimper and moan her asshole opened just enough to tease me. Though she had never had anal sex or even play before I could not help myself and the overwhelming urge to make her ass mine consumed me.

I slowed down and started to gently apply pressure to her asshole with my thumb. There wasn't a moment of hesitation, she continued to moan and scream as I thrust my cock into her. My thumb began to pry open her ass, and without warning she slammed her ass back onto my thumb. Her eyes were filled with lust as she looked back at me and I jammed my thumb deep inside of her. I hooked my thumb in her ass and gently pulled it open to reveal a waiting hole......untapped by any man. I began to fuck her furiously while watching her open asshole in front of me. Spit was dripping from my mouth as I clenched my teeth, her screams
were uncontainable. As I was pushed to the edge I quickly pulled my cock out and slid my head into her tight asshole. She looked back at me with a mixture of agony, lust, and shock. Her ass pulsated around my head while she had aftershocks from her orgasm causing a suction sensation. Soon I filled her ass with hot cum as I exploded inside. Her tight asshole continued to squeeze my cock, milking my balls dry until we both collapsed into the now cold water.

That was nearly a year ago. Two days later we left our spouses and have
been together ever since. Now I fill my anal slut with my hot cum every
chance I get.