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Old 05-17-2012, 04:20 PM   #1
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Default Mermaids Exist!



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Pure Play Media Releases Porno Dan’s, “Slumber Party Volume 16”

Is it possible that mermaids really do exist? Do these mythical creatures which have for centuries been alleged to be sighted by countless sailors, fisherman, divers and others truly inhibit the oceans, lakes and rivers? Is it possible that these sirens of the seas are real, and that they even have the ability to breath and live on land? Well if Vicki Chase is to be believed not only do mermaids exist, she claims they have sex with her on Porno Dan’s “Slumber Party” sets!

Porno’ Dan Leal said, “Vicki Chase told me that some of the girl’s who shot with her on our Slumber Party sets were so delicious and delectable that they must be mermaids. At first I doubted her, but when you think of all the hundreds of beautiful babes she has dined on, who am I to doubt her?”

The sixteenth volume in this critically-acclaimed girl-girl series from Porno Dan continues his tradition of bringing consumers the hottest girls in the adult industry. Vicki Chase hand selects the models in every scene. In the opener she co-stars with Charlie Laine and Melissa Jacobs in squirt-filled Sapphic sex-fest. Next up Vicki gets to sample the snatch of Ash Hollywood and Dani Jensen in a scene that has all three girls’s exhausted by the end. In finale she has a wild foursome with Stevie Shae, Annie Cruz and Melody Jacobs.

Vicki Chase proclaimed, “I have never tasted so many tasty twats as I did in this movie, these lovely ladies truly are my mermaids.”

As with all Porno Dan releases, it is being distributed by Pure Play Media. The National Sales Manager Mr. Ritch stated, “I’m not sure if these girl’s are mermaids, but they sure are sexy!”

Porno Dan, aka The One-man Circus, is the star of The Right Hand television show. He is known for producing some of the most fun-filled and entertaining adult movies.
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