So, who else in here was trying to have sex at a ludicrous age? (REALLY young)

Five Cent Deposit · 09-10-2002, 10:36 PM

My first clear memory of trying to put my cock into a vagina is from when I was 4 or 5 years old, but I think I probably tried to do it when I was only 3, in preschool. I have a very clear memory of performing and receiving oral "favors" while I was still in preschool. I've actually got a funny story about it!

When I was about 8, my then best friend had me over for a sleepover party. There was this other kid there who I didn't know, named Ben. I kept thinking to myself, "Where do i know this kid from?". So then somehow it occurs to me, maybe I went to preschool with him. I say "Did you go to Vernon Street School?". He says yeah. We start talking about the place and I realize that he was one of my buddies there when we were 3 years old. Then it hits me like a brick in the forehead, this is the kid who told me about sex! One day the teachers had a radio on and all the kids were dancing around and Olivia Newton-John comes on singing "Let's Get Physical". I remember, even today, Ben whispering in my ear that she was talking about boys putting their penises into girls' vaginas! He had 4 older sisters and I guess always knew stuff before anyone else. So anyway, there we are 8 years old laughing about this memory and somehow he mentions how he tried to do it with his "girlfriend" in preschool. I say "You had a girlfriend at Vernon Street? What was her name?" He says "Crystal." I started laughing... and told him that I thought Crystal was "everyone's girlfriend" in preschool. We compared notes and later asked some other friends who'd gone to that preschool. Yep, she was gettin' around!

Basically, there was a little tiny room... not much more than a closet, with a curtain instead of a door. It was where kids could take a book or two and be alone for a while. The teachers said that only one person was allowed in there at a time. But Crystal would take a boy in there and play doctor or whatever with him if he gave her his cookies and juice or snacks!

Like i said, I don't clearly remember just how much I did with her. I *do* remember vividly though trying to have actual intercourse with at least 3 girls before I was finished with first grade.

immortal_zeus · 09-11-2002, 12:01 AM

I was very naughty at a young age.

When I was 3 or 4, I used to bring my next door neighbor into my room, lock the door, and have her lay down on top of my bed. I would then lay on top of her and basically dry hump her with all of our clothes on.

I think one time (I'm not sure), my parents or somebody looked through the bedroom window and saw what we were doing. That was the end of that.

Also, at the same age, I used to go around pinching my step-sister's friends' asses.

When I was in kindergarden, I used to crawl on the floor with a friend and look up girls' skirts.

Yes indeed, I was quite advanced for my age. I never went through one of those phases where I thought girls were icky and had cooties. Quite the contrary, in fact.

I remember when I was 6 or 7, I had a babysitter....and one day me and her son went into the woods and saw this tree house that we both thought was cool. Well, the leader of the kids who had built the tree house or claimed it as their own said that we could join their group and play in the tree house if we sucked his dick (he was probably a couple years older than us). I was like, "hell no", but my babysitter's son got down on his knees and starting sucking the guy's dick.

Needless to say, I ran out of the woods and back to my babysitter's house.

criptik28 · 09-11-2002, 03:01 AM

OK, this thread has officially frightened me...

immortal_zeus · 09-11-2002, 04:31 AM

Yeah, Five Cent Deposit is a scary mofo.

tygloalex · 09-11-2002, 06:05 AM

yikes

Thunderball · 09-11-2002, 07:37 AM

Jesus 5CD...

wow...

just...

wow.

kar10 · 09-11-2002, 09:30 AM

When I was a kid (6-7 years old) I was with this girl and she lifted her skirt and got rid of the underwear but neither of us knew what to do after that.
I didn't know where to put it since I never done this before. I ask her where to put my cock and she would say "right here" and she would point to the top of her vagina but the problem was that she didn't spread her legs and she kept them close most of the time. That was a close call! It's alright because 2 years later I finally got some and that was sweet..

kar10 · 09-11-2002, 09:32 AM

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Originally posted by criptik28
OK, this thread has officially frightened me...

Don't tell me you never got some?

tygloalex · 09-11-2002, 10:03 AM

kar10, you had sex at NINE!

kar10 · 09-11-2002, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tygloalex
kar10, you had sex at NINE!

Do you think that was too early for my age back then? I thought it was normal thing!

criptik28 · 09-11-2002, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kar10
Don't tell me you never got some?

Hell no, not at THAT age!

WhoGirl · 09-11-2002, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by criptik28
Hell no, not at THAT age!

Same here.

I wasn't even thinking of stuff like that at that age. Let alone doing it.

I was playing with Legos and watching 'Garfield and Friends'.

sexy_overlord · 09-11-2002, 07:38 PM

Nope, but I do have one question.

If a 3 year-old kid masturbates, does God kill adult cats?

MasterofDVD · 09-11-2002, 10:56 PM

I starting messing around young but I didn't go all the way till I was 15.

My wife even thinks that is young. This thread makes me feels better....kinda.

kar10 · 09-12-2002, 06:13 AM

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Originally posted by WhoGirl
Same here.

I was playing with Legos and watching 'Garfield and Friends'.

Don't get me wrong. I wasn't all into sex at that age! I was watching: Thundercats, he-man, voltron, robotech, transformers.

The sex thing was like a extra activity that came out of the nowhere and of course my hormones was getting the best of me.

I thought of sex sometimes just like we all think about it now.

costanza187 · 09-12-2002, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by WhoGirl
Same here.

I wasn't even thinking of stuff like that at that age. Let alone doing it.

I was playing with Legos and watching 'Garfield and Friends'.

I'm with you on that one! 'cept my thing was the Smurfs

victant · 09-12-2002, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by costanza187
I'm with you on that one! 'cept my thing was the Smurfs

Ah, Smurfette....

spankasmurf · 09-12-2002, 05:47 PM

hey watchit, that's my girl you're talkin bout.

Giles · 09-12-2002, 07:06 PM

when I was in sixth grade this friend of mine wanted to play with my weinster.

The Pro · 09-12-2002, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Five Cent Deposit
My first clear memory of trying to put my cock into a vagina is from when I was 4 or 5 years old, but I think I probably tried to do it when I was only 3, in preschool. I have a very clear memory of performing and receiving oral "favors" while I was still in preschool. I've actually got a funny story about it!

When I was about 8, my then best friend had me over for a sleepover party. There was this other kid there who I didn't know, named Ben. I kept thinking to myself, "Where do i know this kid from?". So then somehow it occurs to me, maybe I went to preschool with him. I say "Did you go to Vernon Street School?". He says yeah. We start talking about the place and I realize that he was one of my buddies there when we were 3 years old. Then it hits me like a brick in the forehead, this is the kid who told me about sex! One day the teachers had a radio on and all the kids were dancing around and Olivia Newton-John comes on singing "Let's Get Physical". I remember, even today, Ben whispering in my ear that she was talking about boys putting their penises into girls' vaginas! He had 4 older sisters and I guess always knew stuff before anyone else. So anyway, there we are 8 years old laughing about this memory and somehow he mentions how he tried to do it with his "girlfriend" in preschool. I say "You had a girlfriend at Vernon Street? What was her name?" He says "Crystal." I started laughing... and told him that I thought Crystal was "everyone's girlfriend" in preschool. We compared notes and later asked some other friends who'd gone to that preschool. Yep, she was gettin' around! Basically, there was a little tiny room... not much more than a closet, with a curtain instead of a door. It was where kids could take a book or two and be alone for a while. The teachers said that only one person was allowed in there at a time. But Crystal would take a boy in there and play doctor or whatever with him if he gave her his cookies and juice or snacks!

Like i said, I don't clearly remember just how much I did with her. I *do* remember vividly though trying to have actual intercourse with at least 3 girls before I was finished with first grade.

dude.... your anicdotes get more and more ridiculious with each post.

Five Cent Deposit · 09-13-2002, 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by The Pro
dude.... your anicdotes get more and more ridiculious with each post.

Really? Tell me about it. I mean, explain yourself. Are you amused? Doubtful? I'd like to know more.

I'll admit to being a ridiculous person. I invite ridicule, often. Philosophically, I believe in the inherent ridiculousness of life, so I see no need to shy away from all things which might draw ridicule. As for this thread, well... I really can't guess how many of my threads or posts you've read, but there are some who are probably less familiar with me than you, and some who are more familiar. I'm sure that those who are more familiar with me aren't surprised to read about the unusual childhood I had. And my motivation for creating this thread is boredom. Look around the Mature forum, and then look at the threads from the first month or two that it was open. It was more interesting back then. So I'm digging deeper into the ridiculous past of mine to keep things interesting. I assure you, it can (and has) gotten more ridiculous. You'll have to wait until I have another shameless day to learn more. Anyway, if you were suggesting that I make this stuff up, that's fine. Disbelief has never offended me.

It might interest you to know, though, that before you joined dvdtalk, we had a thread in the Other forum asking "What age were you when you had your first sexual experience?" and a surprising number of otherss related anecdotes similar to mine. There were several who had stories from their kindergarten (or earlier) days.

kar10 · 09-14-2002, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Five Cent Deposit
Really? Tell me about it. I mean, explain yourself. Are you amused? Doubtful? I'd like to know more.

Anyway, if you were suggesting that I make this stuff up, that's fine. Disbelief has never offended me. "What age were you when you had your first sexual experience?" and

I don't see nothing wrong with this threat.

The last post:

keep it up!

The Pro · 09-14-2002, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Five Cent Deposit
Anyway, if you were suggesting that I make this stuff up, that's fine. Disbelief has never offended me.

not disbelief, because no matter what type of story, it would be illogical to assume something about a person i do not know. its just i cannot believe you would articulate such detailed and personal stories on a public board. thats the ridiculous factor.

Bushdog · 09-14-2002, 05:29 PM

Ethan, least you didn't blow another kid, like immortal_zeus' "friend".

immortal_zeus · 09-14-2002, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by Bushdog
Ethan, least you didn't blow another kid, like immortal_zeus' "friend".

It wasn't me!

Besides, I barely knew the kid....as far as I remember, his mom wasn't my babysitter for very long.

09-10-2002, 10:36 PM	#1
Five Cent Deposit DVD Talk Platinum Edition Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Trapped under the covers... Posts: 3,069	So, who else in here was trying to have sex at a ludicrous age? (REALLY young) My first clear memory of trying to put my cock into a vagina is from when I was 4 or 5 years old, but I think I probably tried to do it when I was only 3, in preschool. I have a very clear memory of performing and receiving oral "favors" while I was still in preschool. I've actually got a funny story about it! When I was about 8, my then best friend had me over for a sleepover party. There was this other kid there who I didn't know, named Ben. I kept thinking to myself, "Where do i know this kid from?". So then somehow it occurs to me, maybe I went to preschool with him. I say "Did you go to Vernon Street School?". He says yeah. We start talking about the place and I realize that he was one of my buddies there when we were 3 years old. Then it hits me like a brick in the forehead, this is the kid who told me about sex! One day the teachers had a radio on and all the kids were dancing around and Olivia Newton-John comes on singing "Let's Get Physical". I remember, even today, Ben whispering in my ear that she was talking about boys putting their penises into girls' vaginas! He had 4 older sisters and I guess always knew stuff before anyone else. So anyway, there we are 8 years old laughing about this memory and somehow he mentions how he tried to do it with his "girlfriend" in preschool. I say "You had a girlfriend at Vernon Street? What was her name?" He says "Crystal." I started laughing... and told him that I thought Crystal was "everyone's girlfriend" in preschool. We compared notes and later asked some other friends who'd gone to that preschool. Yep, she was gettin' around! Basically, there was a little tiny room... not much more than a closet, with a curtain instead of a door. It was where kids could take a book or two and be alone for a while. The teachers said that only one person was allowed in there at a time. But Crystal would take a boy in there and play doctor or whatever with him if he gave her his cookies and juice or snacks! Like i said, I don't clearly remember just how much I did with her. I do remember vividly though trying to have actual intercourse with at least 3 girls before I was finished with first grade. __________________ It's true what they say about you, Wesley.

09-11-2002, 12:01 AM	#2
immortal_zeus DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Mt. Olympus Posts: 12,391	I was very naughty at a young age. When I was 3 or 4, I used to bring my next door neighbor into my room, lock the door, and have her lay down on top of my bed. I would then lay on top of her and basically dry hump her with all of our clothes on. I think one time (I'm not sure), my parents or somebody looked through the bedroom window and saw what we were doing. That was the end of that. Also, at the same age, I used to go around pinching my step-sister's friends' asses. When I was in kindergarden, I used to crawl on the floor with a friend and look up girls' skirts. Yes indeed, I was quite advanced for my age. I never went through one of those phases where I thought girls were icky and had cooties. Quite the contrary, in fact. I remember when I was 6 or 7, I had a babysitter....and one day me and her son went into the woods and saw this tree house that we both thought was cool. Well, the leader of the kids who had built the tree house or claimed it as their own said that we could join their group and play in the tree house if we sucked his dick (he was probably a couple years older than us). I was like, "hell no", but my babysitter's son got down on his knees and starting sucking the guy's dick. Needless to say, I ran out of the woods and back to my babysitter's house. __________________ You broke out--let me see if I can get this straight--you went down the incinerator chute, on the mine car, through the tunnels to the power plant, under the steam engine--that was really cool, by the way--and into the cistern through the intake pipe, but how, in the name of Zeus's BUTTHOLE, did you get out of your cell? I only ask because in our current situation, well, it could prove to be useful information, MAYBE!

09-11-2002, 04:31 AM	#4
immortal_zeus DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Mt. Olympus Posts: 12,391	Yeah, Five Cent Deposit is a scary mofo. __________________ You broke out--let me see if I can get this straight--you went down the incinerator chute, on the mine car, through the tunnels to the power plant, under the steam engine--that was really cool, by the way--and into the cistern through the intake pipe, but how, in the name of Zeus's BUTTHOLE, did you get out of your cell? I only ask because in our current situation, well, it could prove to be useful information, MAYBE!

09-11-2002, 07:37 AM	#6
Thunderball DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In a place without the cursed couch Posts: 20,556	Jesus 5CD... wow... just... wow. __________________ If people had followed my guidelines their wouldn't be any fluff. It was supposed to be just lists and no discussions, but I guess I was expecting too much for DVD Talkers. -Josh Hinkle My Addiction

09-11-2002, 09:30 AM	#7
kar10 DVD Talk Special Edition Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 1,992	I know....... When I was a kid (6-7 years old) I was with this girl and she lifted her skirt and got rid of the underwear but neither of us knew what to do after that. I didn't know where to put it since I never done this before. I ask her where to put my cock and she would say "right here" and she would point to the top of her vagina but the problem was that she didn't spread her legs and she kept them close most of the time. That was a close call! It's alright because 2 years later I finally got some and that was sweet.. __________________ --Don't Confuse Luck With Skill--

09-11-2002, 03:01 AM	#3
criptik28 DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Atlanta, GA Occupation: Livin' the dream Posts: 15,516	OK, this thread has officially frightened me...

09-11-2002, 06:05 AM	#5
tygloalex DVD Talk Ultimate Edition Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Spring Hell, Florida Posts: 4,782	yikes

09-11-2002, 10:03 AM	#9
tygloalex DVD Talk Ultimate Edition Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Spring Hell, Florida Posts: 4,782	kar10, you had sex at NINE!

09-11-2002, 07:38 PM	#13
sexy_overlord DVD Talk Ultimate Edition Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The house that boredom built. Posts: 4,545	Nope, but I do have one question. If a 3 year-old kid masturbates, does God kill adult cats? __________________ Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? zOOmz went bye bye. And I was in her sig.

09-11-2002, 10:56 PM	#14
MasterofDVD DVD Talk Ultimate Edition Join Date: Jun 1999 Location: Export, PA Posts: 4,624	I starting messing around young but I didn't go all the way till I was 15. My wife even thinks that is young. This thread makes me feels better....kinda. __________________ XBOX LIVE GamerTag: MasterofDVD Wii Friends Code: 0068 1644 9997 1870 My Domain / My Blog / My DVD Profiler Collection / My Gamercard

09-12-2002, 05:47 PM	#18
spankasmurf Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: SE USA Posts: 649	hey watchit, that's my girl you're talkin bout.

09-12-2002, 07:06 PM	#19
Giles DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Washington DC Posts: 17,750	when I was in sixth grade this friend of mine wanted to play with my weinster. __________________ 2007 October Horror Film Challenge ~ 2007 Film List (Part 1) / 2007 Film List (Part 2) / Unrated-Alternate-Director's Cuts / 1st Annual Academy Award Movie Challenge / Concert Diary

09-14-2002, 05:29 PM	#24
Bushdog Senior Member Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Shackled Posts: 35,832	Ethan, least you didn't blow another kid, like immortal_zeus' "friend". __________________ This Space Reserved for When My Ennui Lifts NearysEpiphany was right.

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