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Old 10-21-2002, 04:46 PM   #1
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Default can someone tell me what the richard gere gerble story was?

heard it on a repeat of snl tonight (weekend update) and in the first scream movie but have no idea what it was or what it was about so could someone explain it
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Old 10-21-2002, 04:49 PM   #2
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He allegedly stuffed a gerbil up his butt...

....and called it macaroni.

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....and called it macaroni.

Okay, that's just sick. Who names a gerbil macaroni?!?!
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Old 10-21-2002, 05:19 PM   #4
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http://www.snopes.com/sex/homosex/gerbil.htm
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did he really do it?
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And supposedly, this is what drove Cindy Crawford away...
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Old 10-22-2002, 12:04 AM   #8
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from link:

"this tale has been applied to various public figures who are known or believed to be homosexual, and it has stuck with one in particular: Richard Gere. Although the legend homed in on various targets when it first appeared (including a Philadelphia newscaster)"


that how i very first heard of this, years and years ago. the guy's name was jerry, and someone will need to help me out with the spelling, penacolli. i think he was on one hollywood news shows like entertainment tonight a few years back, maybe still?
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now i know why he wanted find out!
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He allegedly stuffed a gerbil up his butt...

....and called it macaroni.


This may be the funniest post i_z has ever typed!

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This may be the funniest post i_z has ever typed!

I couldn't let this go unacknowledged.

So, um, thanks.

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how can you take these so called 'moral do gooder's' seriously when they spread crap like this in order to get people to hate people for having a different sexual-orientation than themselves?
Actually the deal with Jerry Penacoli here in Philly was that the more political elements of the gay community started the rumor as "punishment". He was hitting all the gay clubs and then bearding at public events.
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At least it wasn't potatoes and jelly

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