Ways of relieving Sexual Frustration

Dr. DVD · 10-23-2002, 01:42 PM

Aside from masturbation please. Several attractive girls work at the tanning bed area of our bookstore and having them around for the couple of hours before I leave really puts my hormones into overdrive. I do not feel the need to harass them or anything, but get a repressed sexual urge.
I am aware that masturbation is prescribed but I try to refrain from such an act, and right now I am making good progress. IMO, masturbation is not a healthy practice and should only be done once a week at the most, with the ideal time being once every two weeks.

El Scorcho · 10-23-2002, 01:44 PM

[speechless]

Groucho · 10-23-2002, 01:44 PM

Post on DVDTalk about how "phat" your new ride is, and how much cooler you are than the 30-year old guy who rides the bus to work.

LurkerWilson · 10-23-2002, 01:44 PM

I usually use (this may shock you) sex.

LurkerWilson · 10-23-2002, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dr. DVD
Aside from masturbation please. Several attractive girls work at the tanning bed area of our bookstore and having them around for the couple of hours before I leave really puts my hormones into overdrive. I do not feel the need to harass them or anything, but get a repressed sexual urge.
I am aware that masturbation is prescribed but I try to refrain from such an act, and right now I am making good progress. IMO, masturbation is not a healthy practice and should only be done once a week at the most, with the ideal time being once every two weeks.

damn, I used to masturbate 2, 3 times a day when I was single... didn't hurt me (other than the fact that my penis lists right)

grunter · 10-23-2002, 01:46 PM

Just whack it, you poor miguided child.

Saving it for that one time a week will kill you faster than having a wank every morning.

Sheesh - the angst some of these people must have in their relationships to their genitals.

Bandoman · 10-23-2002, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by Dr. DVD
IMO, masturbation is not a healthy practice and should only be done once a week at the most, with the ideal time being once every two weeks.

This statement is so extraordinarily illogical that, were I an android, it would fry my circuits and cause me to shut down. Think Spock confusing Norman in "I, Mudd".

suziq999 · 10-23-2002, 01:48 PM

How else to 'relieve' the tension other than spanking it?
Racquetball maybe?
Or perhaps a couple bags of ice!
Wait, skinny dipping in a cold river!

eXcentris · 10-23-2002, 01:50 PM

Just install hidden cams in the tanning bed area and report back in a couple of days.

Save Ferris · 10-23-2002, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by Bandoman
Think Spock confusing Norman in "I, Mudd".

Or think about "Mudd's Women"

Sockmonkey · 10-23-2002, 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by Dr. DVD
IMO, masturbation is not a healthy practice and should only be done once a week at the most, with the ideal time being once every two weeks.

You've got much more serious problems than taking care of some "repressed sexual urge" (whatever that is).

See a doc.

bigsoos · 10-23-2002, 02:31 PM

work out? whatever makes you tired.

JimRochester · 10-23-2002, 04:04 PM

hookers

costanza187 · 10-23-2002, 04:25 PM

I've heard if you think about baseball...

joshd2012 · 10-23-2002, 04:39 PM

"If you don't masturbate atleast 3 times a day, you are cheating yourself."

nevermind · 10-23-2002, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by joshd2012
"If you don't masturbate atleast 3 times a day, you are cheating yourself."

T-shirt material

MJKTool · 10-23-2002, 05:06 PM

...seek help...

....like right now...

joltaddict · 10-23-2002, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by Dr. DVD
masturbation is not a healthy practice and should only be done once a week at the most, with the ideal time being once every two weeks.

Do you make dates with yourself? Or is this like a special occasion sort of thing? Or is it regularly scheduled?

sexy_overlord · 10-23-2002, 09:18 PM

Men are supposed to jerk off whenever possible. Think about it. How many things do you do during the day that actually require two hands? Why else would we have that second hand?

KnightLerxst · 10-23-2002, 09:40 PM

A sheep and a tall corn field...

KnightLerxst · 10-23-2002, 09:42 PM

Here is an idea, try to hook up with one of the girls tanning?

MJKTool · 10-23-2002, 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by joltaddict
Do you make dates with yourself? Or is this like a special occasion sort of thing? Or is it regularly scheduled?

Holy Jackson · 10-23-2002, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by sexy_overload
Men are supposed to jerk off whenever possible. Think about it. How many things do you do during the day that actually require two hands? Why else would we have that second hand?

Amen... one hand jerks the dick. One hand picks the nose. I think my all time record without spanking was 4 days... Dr. DVD must have no sex drive. I'm envious.

Holy Jackson · 10-23-2002, 10:11 PM

ways to relieve sexual frustration:

1. Get big tight rubber band.
2. rap it around your nuts.
3. wait for your sexaul frustration to turn black
4. remove sexual frustration with a firm flick of the forefinger.

cured!

Betho · 10-23-2002, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holy Jackson
ways to relieve sexual frustration:

1. Get big tight rubber band.
2. rap it around your nuts.
3. wait for your sexaul frustration to turn black
4. remove sexual frustration with a firm flick of the forefinger.

cured!

yuck.

Going without masturbation on purpose???? Whats the point of that? It's gotta be climax on a daily basis, whether or not it's sex or masturbation. I can't imagine trying to hold off on PURPOSE.

10-23-2002, 01:42 PM	#1
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grunter DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 6,172	Just whack it, you poor miguided child. Saving it for that one time a week will kill you faster than having a wank every morning. Sheesh - the angst some of these people must have in their relationships to their genitals. __________________ "As noted crusty and ruthless and largely unpleasant former Clinton adviser James Carville observed just after the election, `The American people just don't have a clue as to what's coming.' If you are female, gay, bisexual, atheist, black, immigrant, poor, progressive, intellectual, open minded, open hearted, if you hold alternative views, dress funny, dance, enjoy sex, read seditious literature, believe in peace and funky spirituality and don't particularly care for a sneering angry self-righteous well-armed anti-everything deity, you are about to find out. The hard way. And so is everyone else." - Mark Morford, SFGate Last edited by grunter; 10-23-2002 at 01:52 PM.

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suziq999 DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: May 2000 Location: HOusTon Texas Posts: 5,461	How else to 'relieve' the tension other than spanking it? Racquetball maybe? Or perhaps a couple bags of ice! Wait, skinny dipping in a cold river! __________________ well I deserve nothing more than I get 'cos nothing I have is truly mine

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eXcentris DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 16,356	Just install hidden cams in the tanning bed area and report back in a couple of days.

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MJKTool Suspended Join Date: Jun 1999 Posts: 16,047	...seek help... ....like right now...

10-23-2002, 09:18 PM	#19
sexy_overlord DVD Talk Ultimate Edition Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The house that boredom built. Posts: 4,545	Men are supposed to jerk off whenever possible. Think about it. How many things do you do during the day that actually require two hands? Why else would we have that second hand? __________________ Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? zOOmz went bye bye. And I was in her sig.

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KnightLerxst DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: studio c Posts: 11,429	Here is an idea, try to hook up with one of the girls tanning? __________________ "You know I used to think, 'Life is great, but people suck,' but now I've had to learn the opposite, 'Life sucks but people are great" - Neil Peart "Ghost Rider"

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Holy Jackson Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 272	ways to relieve sexual frustration: 1. Get big tight rubber band. 2. rap it around your nuts. 3. wait for your sexaul frustration to turn black 4. remove sexual frustration with a firm flick of the forefinger. cured! __________________ -- I am the original Big Jim Slade

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