Ways of relieving Sexual Frustration

Dr. DVD · 02-26-2003, 05:48 PM

Okay, I wish I had never made this thread. While it was meant to stay in the Mature forum, it some how has managed to be mentioned or alluded to in every single Other forum thread I ever try to start. I want people to take me seriously on occasion.

the aftermath · 02-26-2003, 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by Dr. DVD
I want people to take me seriously on occasion.

RandyC · 02-26-2003, 11:43 PM

[moving to archive]

j/k

costanza187 · 02-27-2003, 03:29 AM

I've heard exercise does the trick.

kenny79 · 02-27-2003, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by RandyC
[moving to archive]

j/k

Don't tease us like that, man ...

Bushdog · 02-27-2003, 12:49 PM

You can't control yourself when teased and so that makes it happen more than once every two weeks?

The_Cube · 02-27-2003, 01:34 PM

I never do the "number 3" anymore. Everytime I am tempted I just mentally picture having sex with someone over 500 pounds and imagine getting squashed.

bigsoos · 02-27-2003, 01:52 PM

take pics of the girls from the tanning salon and post them here in the Mature forum.

edytwinky · 02-28-2003, 08:17 AM

Zedsed · 03-02-2003, 08:37 PM

Going through boot camp, I had no sexual urges. The most obvious reason is tons of exercise, leaving nothing in the tank. Of course the rumor was, that they put saltpeter in the food to keep ours' and the females' hormones in check. Either of those solutions would work.

I guess my question would be, "Why is it okay with your religion to do it every 2 weeks but not everyday?" Every day is not excess, IMHO.

CaptainMarvel · 03-02-2003, 08:45 PM

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Originally posted by Zedsed
Going through boot camp, I had no sexual urges. The most obvious reason is tons of exercise, leaving nothing in the tank. Of course the rumor was, that they put saltpeter in the food to keep ours' and the females' hormones in check. Either of those solutions would work.

I'm guessing it's the exercise and stress.

http://www.snopes.com/military/saltpetr.htm

Zedsed · 03-02-2003, 08:57 PM

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Originally posted by CaptainMarvel
I'm guessing it's the exercise and stress.

http://www.snopes.com/military/saltpetr.htm

Yeah. Military can be a hotbed of rumors.

There you go Dr DVD - exercise seems to be the consensus. At least you'll be in good shape...

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02-27-2003, 03:29 AM	#79
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03-02-2003, 08:37 PM	#85
Zedsed Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 616	Going through boot camp, I had no sexual urges. The most obvious reason is tons of exercise, leaving nothing in the tank. Of course the rumor was, that they put saltpeter in the food to keep ours' and the females' hormones in check. Either of those solutions would work. I guess my question would be, "Why is it okay with your religion to do it every 2 weeks but not everyday?" Every day is not excess, IMHO. __________________ "Some people play hard to get, I play hard to want."

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