What defines a pervert?

Sonic · 11-25-2002, 08:19 PM

Am I a pervert for:

1) Sinking my face up a girl's ass and taking a huge wiff

2) Fantasizing about sinking my head up her ass and saying hello to my new flesh oxygen mask.

Ok...Im in love with the female ass.

But am I a pervert for loving a female's body?

-ant

mookiemeister · 11-25-2002, 08:35 PM

Yeah. That's definitely what a pervert would do.

spainlinx0 · 11-25-2002, 08:52 PM

I think it depends on who the girl is. If it's just any girl then yeah you're a pervert, but if she's really hot, I'm not going to call you on it.

Snowmaker · 11-26-2002, 04:54 AM

I think anyone who feels the need to post in Mature Talk is a pervert.

Josh-da-man · 11-26-2002, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sonic
Am I a pervert for:

1) Sinking my face up a girl's ass and taking a huge wiff

It depends how far up you go.

And what you're expecting to smell, too, I suppose.

Real Estate Guy · 11-26-2002, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Josh-da-man
It depends how far up you go.

And what you're expecting to smell, too, I suppose.

Deftones · 11-26-2002, 06:58 AM

I watched a Brittney Spears concert last night on PPV, does that make me a pervert?

Toxygen · 11-26-2002, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spainlinx0
I think it depends on who the girl is. If it's just any girl then yeah you're a pervert, but if she's really hot, I'm not going to call you on it.

I say, if she likes it and you like it, and no one's getting hurt, you're not a pervert.

mookiemeister · 11-26-2002, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deftones17
I watched a Brittney Spears concert last night on PPV, does that make me a pervert?

Depends on what you were thinking when you were watching the concert. If you were fantasizing about sinking your head up her ass like the original poster, then the answer is YES!

PerpleNerple · 11-26-2002, 02:16 PM

Me

Oh! And Sonic, you haven't reached pervert level until you lick her butt!

krkuhl · 11-26-2002, 02:54 PM

6'2", 170 lbs, long born hair, brown eyes, mind permanently residing in the gutter. yulp, that describes a pervert to me

kenny79 · 11-26-2002, 04:17 PM

You forgot terrible speller.

"Born" hair?

Buford T Pusser · 11-27-2002, 08:11 PM

Are you after the anus or da butt?

And it's prevert!

littlefuzzy · 11-27-2002, 08:58 PM

If this is a girl you know, who gave you permission, well... that is between the two of you.

If it is some random girl at the mall, and you walked over, lifted her skirt, and stuck your face where the sun don't shine, then that would be the definition of a pervert....

also the definition of BUSTED!

Jepthah · 11-27-2002, 10:36 PM

Having a pulse.

Canadian Bacon · 12-21-2002, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Snowmaker
I think anyone who feels the need to post in Mature Talk is a pervert.

so true

Face/Off · 12-21-2002, 09:49 PM

My ex-roommate was a pervert. He believed that sex was the key to happiness. He also couldn't watch TV (although he watched more TV than all of you combined) without creaming himself and moaning whenever a pretty girl appeared on screen. Never mind what he did when he was watching Dawson's Creek...

Jackskeleton · 12-22-2002, 03:50 AM

I say you're a perv for just coming to this forum.

Saxofonix · 12-22-2002, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by krkuhl
... mind permanently residing in the gutter...

The gutter is up from where my mind resides. ;-)

Captain Harlock · 12-24-2002, 10:35 AM

There's an old saying......

Erotic= using a feather

Perverted= using the whole chicken

well I know it's something like that.....but you get the idea

D.Pham00 · 12-24-2002, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jackskeleton
I say you're a perv for just coming to this forum.

so, basically, you're admitting that you're a perv, right?

Jack Straw · 12-25-2002, 05:14 PM

How about someone that spends the majority of their Xmas day quadsucking porn?

MJKTool · 12-25-2002, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sonic
1) Sinking my face up a girl's ass and taking a huge wiff

tsohg · 12-25-2002, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MJKTool

What he said.

"You Damn Dirty Ape!"
but whatever floats your boat man just stay within the law.
:tsohg: makes note never to borrow Sonic's Halloween mask.

11-25-2002, 08:19 PM	#1
Sonic DVD Talk Hall of Fame Join Date: May 1999 Location: New York City Posts: 8,913	What defines a pervert? Am I a pervert for: 1) Sinking my face up a girl's ass and taking a huge wiff 2) Fantasizing about sinking my head up her ass and saying hello to my new flesh oxygen mask. Ok...Im in love with the female ass. But am I a pervert for loving a female's body? -ant __________________ "There's no teacher...who can teach anything new. He can just help us to remember...the things we always knew." -E3

11-25-2002, 08:35 PM	#2
mookiemeister DVD Talk Ultimate Edition Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Pearland, TX Posts: 4,341	Yeah. That's definitely what a pervert would do. __________________ I don't believe it - Luke That is why you fail - Yoda I don't hate you, Cardassian, I hate what I became because of you - Miles O'Brian Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something - Westley We all see what we want to see. He sees hate and fear. You have to look with better eyes than that - Lindsay Brigman My DVD Collection: DVD Profiler \| Guzzlefish \| DVD AF

11-25-2002, 08:52 PM	#3
spainlinx0 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: NJ Posts: 5,791	I think it depends on who the girl is. If it's just any girl then yeah you're a pervert, but if she's really hot, I'm not going to call you on it. __________________ I am destined to be a superhero. To right wrongs, and pound two-fisted justice into the hearts of evil-doers everywhere. You don't fight destiny, no sir, and you don't eat crackers in the bed of your future, or you get all..... scratchy.

11-26-2002, 04:54 AM	#4
Snowmaker Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Michigan Posts: 6,610	I think anyone who feels the need to post in Mature Talk is a pervert. __________________ My DVDs at dvdaficionado.com My DVDs at DVDSpot

11-26-2002, 06:58 AM	#7
Deftones Senior Member Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: Arizona Posts: 37,016	I watched a Brittney Spears concert last night on PPV, does that make me a pervert? __________________ John Henson: McDonald's has dumped Kobe Bryant as their spokesperson and have replaced him with Yao Ming. Apparently McDonald's prefers Yao because he is a bigger international star, and he doesn't rape so much. "You are everything that's wrong with this forum".---SleepyW

11-26-2002, 02:16 PM	#10
PerpleNerple DVD Talk Special Edition Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: The Red Stick Posts: 1,550	What defines a pervert? Me Oh! And Sonic, you haven't reached pervert level until you lick her butt! __________________ I love eating GRITS! Nerp's List Last edited by PerpleNerple; 11-26-2002 at 02:21 PM.

11-26-2002, 02:54 PM	#11
krkuhl Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: houston, tx Posts: 4,997	Re: What defines a pervert? 6'2", 170 lbs, long born hair, brown eyes, mind permanently residing in the gutter. yulp, that describes a pervert to me __________________ I got a sweater for Christmas. i really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

11-26-2002, 04:17 PM	#12
kenny79 DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Sep 1999 Posts: 6,194	You forgot terrible speller. "Born" hair?

11-27-2002, 08:11 PM	#13
Buford T Pusser DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Lighten up, Francis! (Funland) Posts: 31,586	Are you after the anus or da butt? And it's prevert! __________________ it really bufords my pusser. (wow, that sounds dirty!)- cultshock

11-27-2002, 08:58 PM	#14
littlefuzzy DVD Talk Ultimate Edition Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: In my secret underground lair, plotting to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! Bwuaaahahahaha!! Posts: 4,686	If this is a girl you know, who gave you permission, well... that is between the two of you. If it is some random girl at the mall, and you walked over, lifted her skirt, and stuck your face where the sun don't shine, then that would be the definition of a pervert.... also the definition of BUSTED! __________________ littlefuzzy's HUGE...... tracts of land.... -- My Anime My manga (check the Browsing... box to the left.) I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.

11-27-2002, 10:36 PM	#15
Jepthah DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: Fascination Street Posts: 6,614	Having a pulse. __________________ "If a sufficient number of people who wanted to stop war really did gather together, they would first of all begin by making war upon those who disagreed with them. And it is still more certain that they would make war on people who also want to stop wars but in another way." -- Gurdjieff

12-21-2002, 09:49 PM	#17
Face/Off Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Eugene, OR Posts: 748	My ex-roommate was a pervert. He believed that sex was the key to happiness. He also couldn't watch TV (although he watched more TV than all of you combined) without creaming himself and moaning whenever a pretty girl appeared on screen. Never mind what he did when he was watching Dawson's Creek...

12-22-2002, 03:50 AM	#18
Jackskeleton DVD Talk Godfather Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: City of the lakers.. riots.. and drug dealing cops.. los(t) Angel(e)s. ca. Posts: 51,676	I say you're a perv for just coming to this forum. __________________ *OTHER FORUM TEAM 7 leader*I will not say them here nor there. I will not say them anywhere. I will not say those Words you twit. I will not, will not sayI quit! Leaving a dark wet stain where your brain used to be? weird..tv? The bank is worth the risk

12-24-2002, 10:35 AM	#20
Captain Harlock DVD Talk Special Edition Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,433	There's an old saying...... Erotic= using a feather Perverted= using the whole chicken well I know it's something like that.....but you get the idea __________________ "And that calls for an MXC Impact Replay!!".... Vic Romano

12-25-2002, 05:14 PM	#22
Jack Straw Senior Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 2,829	How about someone that spends the majority of their Xmas day quadsucking porn? __________________ Immature and recklessly silly kid cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

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