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Old 11-26-2002, 09:06 PM   #1
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Default Woman plans to live on manjuice for a month

www.manjuicediet.com

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Old 11-26-2002, 09:14 PM   #2
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Finally! Somebody here that thinks swallowing isn't the way to go!

She's a fat b'tch anyway and she should diet anyway.

Also I think that one load of cum has about 5 calories. Doesn't seems like a complete meal.
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Old 11-26-2002, 09:18 PM   #3
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She's a fat b'tch anyway and she should diet anyway.
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what he said.
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Old 11-26-2002, 09:25 PM   #4
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She's a fat b'tch anyway and she should diet anyway.

Well they do give the best head.
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Well they do give the best head.
... 'cause they have to.
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Old 11-26-2002, 10:51 PM   #6
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Jesus Christ on a bike....
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Old 11-27-2002, 12:53 AM   #7
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How about if she just went on a "Diet" period.
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Old 11-27-2002, 01:27 AM   #8
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Where can I donate?
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Old 11-27-2002, 06:02 AM   #10
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"What are you drinking?"
"Sperm."


Ugh.
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Old 11-27-2002, 06:48 AM   #11
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Damn!! Where do I get a gig like that?
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Old 11-27-2002, 05:33 PM   #12
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I guess this event will completely redefine what we now know as a "Sperm Bank"
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Old 11-27-2002, 05:48 PM   #13
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For a heavy chick, she's fairly attractive. Nice big knockers and long hair, not that short lezbo/anti-cooties cut I see on the large chicks around here.
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How about if she just went on a "Diet" period.
A period diet? That's even more disgusting.
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Old 11-28-2002, 12:10 AM   #15
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That is f'n disgusting.
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Old 11-28-2002, 08:22 AM   #16
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"Kim Kelly lives in Los Angeles, California..click here to enter for a feeding"...

A "feeding"?..OMG she's a Kanamit! Run away! Run away!

 
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Joking aside, anyone think she can actually do it for a month? And do they have estimate to how much weight she will loose?
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Old 11-28-2002, 10:35 PM   #19
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It mentions that she'll also have snacks. She probably considers Prime Rib to be a snack.


I think she's going to have some bad breath.
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She'll need gallons a day just to maintain her energy

I think I found her sisters:Yuck...........
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Old 11-29-2002, 05:14 PM   #21
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I'd like to make a direct deposit.
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Old 11-29-2002, 06:40 PM   #22
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I'd donate
If I got to wear a bag on my head so I didn't see her

and it's her face as much as her body. I don't think I'd find her attractive even with she was smaller
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It mentions that she'll also have snacks. She probably considers Prime Rib to be a snack.




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Q: Is there anything I can do to make my "man juice" taste better?
A: Yes, you can start drinking lots of pineapple juice daily. YUM!
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Old 11-30-2002, 12:28 AM   #25
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So...would consuming semen be considered CANNIBALISM????
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