Men... are BJs really "all that"???

Bushdog · 05-14-2003, 09:40 AM

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Originally posted by icondude
I don't particularly like BJ's. Now if I had an expert give me one I might like it but I still doubt that it's nearly as good as the alternatives.

However, I suspect that people like Grunter really love them.

So if an expert like grunter sucked you off, you would enjoy it?

filmerp · 05-14-2003, 09:44 AM

I'm not really into BJs myself mainly because I'm not comfortable with the thought of one-way stimulation, in addition to not finding them to be 'all that'. In fact, I have rarely reached climax while recieving- I just feel like I'm waiting to get it on... My last GF was extremely enthusiastic about going down on me too. Part of what turns me on is seeing a woman squirm with pleasure... so I have no problem giving head.

Deftones · 05-14-2003, 10:34 AM

I like them. It's good for when you don't want to go through the motions of sex, but you still want to jizz on your partners face.

Dr. DVD · 05-14-2003, 12:38 PM

BJs are best when you refrain from sexual activity for a while, that way you can give the woman a Peter North facial.

G-Rex · 05-14-2003, 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by Deftones
I like them. It's good for when you don't want to go through the motions of sex, but you still want to jizz on your partners face.

That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard!

grunter · 05-14-2003, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by Bushdog
So if an expert like grunter sucked you off, you would enjoy it?

So I'm an "expert" at the oral pleasure, eh?

While I won't deny a proficiency and affinity for the act, I'm much more of an "intercourse" man - if you know what I mean.

Oral is just foreplay.

pics can be supplied upon request.

Buttmunker · 05-14-2003, 01:27 PM

I enjoy BJ's as well as anyone, but I don't want that to be the whole experience - I want a BJ supplied as foreplay, sure, but I also want the intimacy of kissing, nipple-play, and intercourse.

PerpleNerple · 05-14-2003, 02:12 PM

I don't know about "all-that", I do love them, I actually love it better, after the BJ, and she still keeps sucking, makes me climb the walls.

I get a greater pleasure going down on my woman. I get-off on that mentally, way more than vice-versa. I have an affinity for lovin' on my lady with my mouth, and she does too.

goofee girl · 05-14-2003, 02:42 PM

I worked with a guy whose friend got a BJ from a girl who swallowed, then promptly threw up all over him. Now that probably wasn't the best example of a great BJ.

Bushdog · 05-14-2003, 03:44 PM

You yacked on CRANKY?!?

Poor bastard.

goofee girl · 05-14-2003, 03:53 PM

No! I swear it wasn't me!! Nooooooooo!!!

JaxComet · 05-14-2003, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by Bushdog
It combines men's two favorite things.
1) Having sex
2) Doing nothing

Sums it up perfectly.....

joltaddict · 05-14-2003, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by smokedragon
Never had a BJ

And youre married? Youre gonna die without having ever known what a BJ feels like?

Worst. Story. Ever.

Buford T Pusser · 05-14-2003, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by joltaddict
And youre married? Youre gonna die without having ever known what a BJ feels like?

Worst. Story. Ever.

Buford T Pusser · 05-14-2003, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by smokedragon

My wife enjoys having her ***** licked, but, doesn't give head.

Hopefully there is reincarnation and my next life will be BJ Heaven

Sad, so sad. Next time you take her to Hot Dog Heaven tell her you'd like to her to sample your chili dog with toppings of her choice.

Or tell her you'll have to go to the Vermilion rest stop to get one from someone.

gkar · 05-14-2003, 06:56 PM

We've all heard of "69"
I prefer "68"-I'll owe her one.
Of course that works both ways.
I prefer to be the one "going down"

tommyp007 · 05-14-2003, 07:01 PM

there is nothing better....silly question

Charlie Goose · 05-14-2003, 09:53 PM

[tonytiger]They're GRRRREAAAAT![tonytiger]

You get the sensation of sexual intercourse, without having to do any work. Just lean back and be attended to.

Honk!

damn_skippy · 05-14-2003, 10:51 PM

Yes they are.

The best one's are by girls who love nothing more than sucking a dick.

The bad one's are by a girl who looks up every 2 min to see if that's enough.

p.s. teeth can inhibit BJ pleasure

smokedragon · 05-14-2003, 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by joltaddict
And youre married? Youre gonna die without having ever known what a BJ feels like?

Worst. Story. Ever.

Well ,it could be worse.

At least we have sex.

Well, once every three months or so.

To tell you the truth, my sex life sucks (pardon the pun).

Not much I can do about it, though.

I love the woman.

Though , I did find out that if you sit on your hand until it goes numb it feels like somebody else

criptik28 · 05-15-2003, 02:35 AM

They're just one of many things you can do, sexually speaking...but they sure are great.

Buford T Pusser · 05-15-2003, 05:43 AM

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Originally posted by smokedragon
Well ,it could be worse.

At least we have sex.

Well, once every three months or so.

To tell you the truth, my sex life sucks (pardon the pun).

Not much I can do about it, though.

I love the woman.

Though , I did find out that if you sit on your hand until it goes numb it feels like somebody else

remind me to never get married.

how long have you been in blissful wedlock?

Buford T Pusser · 05-15-2003, 05:44 AM

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Originally posted by damn_skippy
Yes they are.

The best one's are by girls who love nothing more than sucking a dick.

The bad one's are by a girl who looks up every 2 min to see if that's enough.

p.s. teeth can inhibit BJ pleasure

Or good one's are by a girl who looks up every 2 min and looks like she's enjoying it. Too.

victant · 05-15-2003, 07:16 AM

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Originally posted by damn_skippy
p.s. teeth can inhibit BJ pleasure

At the local dent school, there's a story of a woman who showed up asking for all her front teeth to be pulled out. When asked why, she said it was for her husband.... Now that's what I call commitment!

btw, the school refused, of course.

BigDaddy · 05-15-2003, 01:53 PM

05-14-2003, 09:44 AM	#27
filmerp Senior Member Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: Westchester, CA Posts: 2,359	I'm not really into BJs myself mainly because I'm not comfortable with the thought of one-way stimulation, in addition to not finding them to be 'all that'. In fact, I have rarely reached climax while recieving- I just feel like I'm waiting to get it on... My last GF was extremely enthusiastic about going down on me too. Part of what turns me on is seeing a woman squirm with pleasure... so I have no problem giving head. __________________ davidcarstens.com DVD Collection

05-14-2003, 10:34 AM	#28
Deftones Senior Member Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: Arizona Posts: 37,016	I like them. It's good for when you don't want to go through the motions of sex, but you still want to jizz on your partners face. __________________ John Henson: McDonald's has dumped Kobe Bryant as their spokesperson and have replaced him with Yao Ming. Apparently McDonald's prefers Yao because he is a bigger international star, and he doesn't rape so much. "You are everything that's wrong with this forum".---SleepyW

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Buttmunker DVD Talk Gold Edition Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,963	I enjoy BJ's as well as anyone, but I don't want that to be the whole experience - I want a BJ supplied as foreplay, sure, but I also want the intimacy of kissing, nipple-play, and intercourse. __________________ "The power of love will keep you home at night" -Huey Lewis & The News "Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?" -Chuck Noland

05-14-2003, 02:12 PM	#33
PerpleNerple DVD Talk Special Edition Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: The Red Stick Posts: 1,550	I don't know about "all-that", I do love them, I actually love it better, after the BJ, and she still keeps sucking, makes me climb the walls. I get a greater pleasure going down on my woman. I get-off on that mentally, way more than vice-versa. I have an affinity for lovin' on my lady with my mouth, and she does too. __________________ I love eating GRITS! Nerp's List

05-14-2003, 02:42 PM	#34
goofee girl DVD Talk Platinum Edition Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Deep, foggy, buggy, steaming South! Posts: 3,512	I worked with a guy whose friend got a BJ from a girl who swallowed, then promptly threw up all over him. Now that probably wasn't the best example of a great BJ. __________________ He's a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away.

05-14-2003, 03:44 PM	#35
Bushdog Senior Member Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Shackled Posts: 35,832	You yacked on CRANKY?!? Poor bastard. __________________ This Space Reserved for When My Ennui Lifts NearysEpiphany was right.

05-14-2003, 03:53 PM	#36
goofee girl DVD Talk Platinum Edition Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Deep, foggy, buggy, steaming South! Posts: 3,512	No! I swear it wasn't me!! Nooooooooo!!! __________________ He's a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away.

05-14-2003, 06:56 PM	#41
gkar Cool New Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 23	We've all heard of "69" I prefer "68"-I'll owe her one. Of course that works both ways. I prefer to be the one "going down" __________________ This post uses 100% recycled electrons.

05-14-2003, 07:01 PM	#42
tommyp007 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Weaverville, NC Posts: 2,189	there is nothing better....silly question __________________ I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in." Homer Simpson Where The Paycheck Goes

05-14-2003, 09:53 PM	#43
Charlie Goose Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Sesame Street (the apt. next to Bob's) Posts: 12,777	[tonytiger]They're GRRRREAAAAT![tonytiger] You get the sensation of sexual intercourse, without having to do any work. Just lean back and be attended to. Honk! __________________ Ohwa Tagu Siam

05-14-2003, 10:51 PM	#44
damn_skippy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: In the grey area. Posts: 13,920	Yes they are. The best one's are by girls who love nothing more than sucking a dick. The bad one's are by a girl who looks up every 2 min to see if that's enough. p.s. teeth can inhibit BJ pleasure __________________ You are a god amongst men.-Tafellappen XBox360 GamerTag: bigbamboo

05-15-2003, 02:35 AM	#46
criptik28 DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Atlanta, GA Occupation: Livin' the dream Posts: 15,516	They're just one of many things you can do, sexually speaking...but they sure are great.

05-15-2003, 01:53 PM	#50
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