No better way to start the day than with a BJ

XCritic Editorerson · 07-24-2003, 06:39 AM

I woke up this morning only to find my GF already in the process of giving me a BJ.

A BJ at night (or any part of the day, for that matter) is a wonderful thing. BUT, there is no better way to start the day than with a BJ.

Guys, what's your preference...Night? Morning? Anytime?

clappj · 07-24-2003, 07:56 AM

Anytime is a good time, but receiving one first thing in the morning is definitely a great way to start the day!
Hold onto to her man...she sounds like a keeper.

Patrick G · 07-24-2003, 08:46 AM

Pics?

wanabath · 07-24-2003, 08:56 AM

Anytime is a good time, but I love to be woken up with a babe going to town on me.

gcribbs · 07-24-2003, 09:13 AM

Wow sounds nice.

I was wondering if I was in town do you think you could help a fellow dvdtalker out by letting me stay the night

Goblincat · 07-24-2003, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gcribbs
Wow sounds nice.

I was wondering if I was in town do you think you could help a fellow dvdtalker out by letting me stay the night

Why? You want to give him one too?

roadbikeguy13 · 07-24-2003, 12:29 PM

at night..so i can sleep better

JimRochester · 07-24-2003, 02:43 PM

Anytime before I die would be fine. Since the gold kryptonite hit the finger, no more BJ's

RUN-DvdMC · 07-24-2003, 03:19 PM

The typical "I'd hit it!" response please...

PixyJunket · 07-24-2003, 03:36 PM

Gold Kryptonite

grip · 07-24-2003, 03:38 PM

RIGHT ON JIM.....WHOLLY ***.....Das funny....

NCMojo · 07-24-2003, 07:56 PM

For whatever reason, I find it hard to get really turned on in the morning... which is a shame, since my wife would probably be only-too-happy to take advantage of the quiet time before the kids get up

Thunderball · 07-24-2003, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NCMojo
For whatever reason, I find it hard to get really turned on in the morning... which is a shame, since my wife would probably be only-too-happy to take advantage of the quiet time before the kids get up

How old are you again? Sheesh.

NCMojo · 07-24-2003, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thunderball
How old are you again? Sheesh.

Yeah, yeah, I know. The problem is that I'm a morning person, and so my brain is running at 110% first thing. And if you're gonna get really into it, you sorta need to shut off that logical, analytical part of your brain.

But to answer your question -- I am 87 years old.

Buford T Pusser · 07-24-2003, 10:27 PM

don't any of you need to take a piss in the morning? that's usually my first thought in the morning. then I would allow the enjoyment of my manhood in an oral fashion.

I know there's another thread that would combine the two activities but I'll pass on that.

majordick · 07-25-2003, 07:27 AM

did she brush her teeth before giving it to you? cause if she didnt, ewwwww.

Frankenlola · 07-25-2003, 07:34 AM

I wouldn't try it, mostly because I figure it would make my coffee taste funny!!

borisdisco · 07-25-2003, 10:41 AM

Well I have said it before but, even the worst BJ I ever had was still excellent.

Turd Ferguson · 07-25-2003, 02:52 PM

Morning head is great, but blowing a load right before you go to sleep is best.

Tom Banjo · 07-25-2003, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
don't any of you need to take a piss in the morning? that's usually my first thought in the morning. then I would allow the enjoyment of my manhood in an oral fashion.

I know there's another thread that would combine the two activities but I'll pass on that.

That's what I was wondering, too. I guess it'd probably kill the mood to say "Hold on, let me piss first" though.

Buford T Pusser · 07-25-2003, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by borisdisco
Well I have said it before but, even the worst BJ I ever had was still excellent.

sadly I've experienced the exception to that rule.

XCritic Editorerson · 07-25-2003, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
don't any of you need to take a piss in the morning? that's usually my first thought in the morning. then I would allow the enjoyment of my manhood in an oral fashion.

I know there's another thread that would combine the two activities but I'll pass on that.

Nah - I usually wake up in the middle of the night to take a piss anyway, so it all works out.

at your second point above.

boc4ever · 07-25-2003, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
don't any of you need to take a piss in the morning? that's usually my first thought in the morning. then I would allow the enjoyment of my manhood in an oral fashion.

Yeah, having to relieve myself would kill the sensation for me...

Aghama · 07-25-2003, 10:17 PM

I think grunter would prefer to start the day with the bear.

Josh-da-man · 07-26-2003, 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
sadly I've experienced the exception to that rule.

Lemme guess... a chewer, right?

07-24-2003, 06:39 AM	#1
XCritic Editorerson DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Gracen & Gracen Posts: 29,982	No better way to start the day than with a BJ I woke up this morning only to find my GF already in the process of giving me a BJ. A BJ at night (or any part of the day, for that matter) is a wonderful thing. BUT, there is no better way to start the day than with a BJ. Guys, what's your preference...Night? Morning? Anytime? __________________ Vote for Enos and Robbery Homicide Division at TVShowsOnDVD “The world meets nobody halfway. When you want something, you gotta take it." Lincoln Hawk

07-24-2003, 09:13 AM	#5
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07-24-2003, 02:43 PM	#8
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07-24-2003, 03:38 PM	#11
grip Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: San Diego Posts: 426	RIGHT ON JIM.....WHOLLY ***.....Das funny.... __________________ "it entertains me that you people judge me over the fucking internet. now come on now...thats just sad get over yourselves people and move on theres nothing more to see here GOODBYE" - Charlie Wenzel (cdubzon40s) on 11-06-2005

07-24-2003, 07:56 AM	#2
clappj DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: North Cacalaca Posts: 5,217	Anytime is a good time, but receiving one first thing in the morning is definitely a great way to start the day! Hold onto to her man...she sounds like a keeper.

07-24-2003, 08:46 AM	#3
Patrick G DVD Talk Special Edition Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 1,700	Pics?

07-24-2003, 08:56 AM	#4
wanabath Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: UTAH Posts: 82	Anytime is a good time, but I love to be woken up with a babe going to town on me.

07-24-2003, 12:29 PM	#7
roadbikeguy13 Senior Member Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 5,828	at night..so i can sleep better

07-24-2003, 03:19 PM	#9
RUN-DvdMC DVD Talk Special Edition Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 1,393	The typical "I'd hit it!" response please...

07-24-2003, 07:56 PM	#12
NCMojo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,774	For whatever reason, I find it hard to get really turned on in the morning... which is a shame, since my wife would probably be only-too-happy to take advantage of the quiet time before the kids get up __________________ Someday in the near future, I envision being stuck in a grocery store checkout line behind some dude diggin' through his purse lookin' for his check book. On that day I shall curse Mojo. -- Bronkster The Official Cabinet

07-24-2003, 10:27 PM	#15
Buford T Pusser DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Lighten up, Francis! (Funland) Posts: 31,586	don't any of you need to take a piss in the morning? that's usually my first thought in the morning. then I would allow the enjoyment of my manhood in an oral fashion. I know there's another thread that would combine the two activities but I'll pass on that. __________________ it really bufords my pusser. (wow, that sounds dirty!)- cultshock

07-25-2003, 07:27 AM	#16
majordick Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 235	did she brush her teeth before giving it to you? cause if she didnt, ewwwww.

07-25-2003, 07:34 AM	#17
Frankenlola Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Pornotopia Posts: 5,698	No better way to start the day than with a BJ I wouldn't try it, mostly because I figure it would make my coffee taste funny!!

07-25-2003, 10:41 AM	#18
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Turd Ferguson DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 5,500	Morning head is great, but blowing a load right before you go to sleep is best. __________________ Live every week like it's shark week. -Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock

07-25-2003, 10:17 PM	#24
Aghama DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: A suburb² of Miami Posts: 5,967	I think grunter would prefer to start the day with the bear.

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