Would You Turn Down a BJ?

NCMojo · 07-27-2003, 06:27 PM

Would you turn down a blowjob for any reason?

How about if it was from an ugly woman, or a fat woman, or a crippled woman? What if it was from an older woman, or a teenage girl? How about if it was from someone you only wanted to have as a friend?

What if it was a friend's wife or girlfriend? What if you were in a commited relationship and it was a come-on from another woman?

Let's not count homosexual offers, which will only confuse the issue. Let's just look at it this way: you're there, she drops to her knees, unzips your pants... do you stop her? And under what circumstances?

neiname · 07-27-2003, 06:29 PM

I have standards

joltaddict · 07-27-2003, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by NCMojo
What if you were in a commited relationship and it was a come-on from another woman?

I would get caught. All BJs performed by the GF or anonymous hookers in strange places. No exceptions.

POWERBOMB · 07-27-2003, 07:23 PM

I once heard about a club in California which had different size holes in the wall. A person would pay $$$ to a doorman and he would then stick his "member" through the hole of his choosing and recieve a bj. The patron would never know who (or what) was giving him the bj from the other side.

Barring that senario(?), I would turn down a bj from my definition of an unattractive female.

Darren Garrison · 07-27-2003, 07:33 PM

Called a "glory hole", I believe.

POWERBOMB · 07-27-2003, 07:52 PM

Yeah, it's a really strange story and thinking back, only ex-military guys seem to be the ones telling the story.

NCMojo · 07-27-2003, 08:00 PM

"Because on Wednesday, it's your turn in the barrel."

speedy1961 · 07-27-2003, 08:03 PM

absolutely. I have standards that I adhere to in these matters.

stanky McFart · 07-27-2003, 08:29 PM

I have no standards, so of course not...Just remember there is no such thing as an ugly chick when she is giving you a bj!!!!

kicker_of_elves · 07-27-2003, 08:43 PM

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Originally posted by stanky McFart
I have no standards, so of course not...Just remember there is no such thing as an ugly chick when she is giving you a bj!!!!

I agree unless shes got the worse teeth in the world then count me out..

(on a side note: 250th Post! whoo hoo)

Crocker Jarmen · 07-27-2003, 09:02 PM

I once had to turn down an offer for oral gratification, because I suspected the girl making it, who was very attractive, was also suffering from some kind of mental problem.

joshd2012 · 07-27-2003, 09:06 PM

If the girl had some mad sores around her mouth, yeah, I think I would skip that offer.

joltaddict · 07-27-2003, 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by Crocker Jarmen
I once had to turn down an offer for oral gratification, because I suspected the girl making it, who was very attractive, was also suffering from some kind of mental problem.

If I had those kind of standards Id still be a virgin.

flyingdragon · 07-27-2003, 09:26 PM

A retarded chick that looks good and willing to give a BJ? My standards aren't that high.

PixyJunket · 07-27-2003, 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by joltaddict
If I had those kind of standards Id still be a virgin.

Crocker Jarmen · 07-27-2003, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by flyingdragon
A retarded chick that looks good and willing to give a BJ? My standards aren't that high.

Not retarded, but delusional, like she may have been schizophrentic. She suffered from hullicinations, bad grasp on reality, thought she saw demons. I couldn't exploit someone like that.

And besides, maybe it was a safety move too. What if once I got it in her mouth she started to think that a snake was trying to climb into her throat? Could have gotten ugly.

POWERBOMB · 07-27-2003, 11:04 PM

But if she had multiple personalities, you might get 3 or more bj's from a "variety" of girls.

bill_n_opus · 07-28-2003, 01:26 AM

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Originally posted by NCMojo
"Because on Wednesday, it's your turn in the barrel."

*giggle*

Ahahahahahahahaha.

boston george · 07-28-2003, 04:24 AM

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Would you turn down a blowjob for any reason?

Never. Even from a tranny. And I've been fooled before.

icondude · 07-28-2003, 10:47 AM

If she had a cold sore I'd definately turn down an offer for a BJ, and so should you.

Giantrobo · 07-28-2003, 10:53 AM

Currently I'm finding handjobs from chicks more enjoyable...If she wants to take it in face or in the mouth when I cum I won't stop her.

Plus with a "handy", you can still have a conversation about the weather.

AGuyNamedMike · 07-28-2003, 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by boston george
Never. Even from a tranny. And I've been fooled before.

Studly!

Now that I am happily married, I would have to turn down all offers except those from my wife, or her designated representative. When I was single I tried to live my life following the advice of a wise old man I worked with as a teenager. His name was Owen, and we cleaned and waxed the floor of the Safeway I worked at on the night shift. One night as we sat eating lunch we were discussing women at the store and who was hot/not. He looked me in the eye and said, "Michael, don't never turn nuthin' down but your shirt collar."

TeeSeeJay · 07-28-2003, 12:08 PM

I've done it before, I'd do it again. There are certain things (and people) you just don't do.

gkar · 07-28-2003, 01:26 PM

Stay away from the sores on the mouth thing. Other than that, never a problem!
Just don't get one in your locale. Rumors fly like the wind.
And Crocker J,(I believe it was you that brought it up) can you say "Fatal Attraction?" Good call.

BigPete · 07-28-2003, 01:45 PM

Yes, I have shut several women down.

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07-27-2003, 06:27 PM	#1
NCMojo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,774	Would You Turn Down a BJ? Would you turn down a blowjob for any reason? How about if it was from an ugly woman, or a fat woman, or a crippled woman? What if it was from an older woman, or a teenage girl? How about if it was from someone you only wanted to have as a friend? What if it was a friend's wife or girlfriend? What if you were in a commited relationship and it was a come-on from another woman? Let's not count homosexual offers, which will only confuse the issue. Let's just look at it this way: you're there, she drops to her knees, unzips your pants... do you stop her? And under what circumstances? __________________ Someday in the near future, I envision being stuck in a grocery store checkout line behind some dude diggin' through his purse lookin' for his check book. On that day I shall curse Mojo. -- Bronkster The Official Cabinet

07-27-2003, 06:29 PM	#2
neiname Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: MA Posts: 4,318	I have standards __________________ neiname

07-27-2003, 07:23 PM	#4
POWERBOMB DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 7,326	I once heard about a club in California which had different size holes in the wall. A person would pay $$$ to a doorman and he would then stick his "member" through the hole of his choosing and recieve a bj. The patron would never know who (or what) was giving him the bj from the other side. Barring that senario(?), I would turn down a bj from my definition of an unattractive female. __________________ Thanks (sincerely) to Michael Moore, Bruce Springsteen and P. Diddy for helping to re-elect George W. Bush to 4 more years in the White House.

07-27-2003, 07:52 PM	#6
POWERBOMB DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 7,326	Yeah, it's a really strange story and thinking back, only ex-military guys seem to be the ones telling the story. __________________ Thanks (sincerely) to Michael Moore, Bruce Springsteen and P. Diddy for helping to re-elect George W. Bush to 4 more years in the White House.

07-27-2003, 07:33 PM	#5
Darren Garrison Needs to provide a working email Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Formerly known as Darrin Garrison Posts: 3,354	Called a "glory hole", I believe.

07-27-2003, 08:00 PM	#7
NCMojo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,774	"Because on Wednesday, it's your turn in the barrel." __________________ Someday in the near future, I envision being stuck in a grocery store checkout line behind some dude diggin' through his purse lookin' for his check book. On that day I shall curse Mojo. -- Bronkster The Official Cabinet

07-27-2003, 08:03 PM	#8
speedy1961 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: In a small pocket universe hoping to someday become a Moderator Emeritus at DVDTalk.com! Posts: 7,757	absolutely. I have standards that I adhere to in these matters. __________________ Going BACK to doing the undoable.

07-27-2003, 08:29 PM	#9
stanky McFart New Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: North Coast Posts: 14	I have no standards, so of course not...Just remember there is no such thing as an ugly chick when she is giving you a bj!!!!

07-27-2003, 09:02 PM	#11
Crocker Jarmen DVD Talk Gold Edition Join Date: May 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,119	I once had to turn down an offer for oral gratification, because I suspected the girl making it, who was very attractive, was also suffering from some kind of mental problem. __________________ "Shock and titillate me! I've got money!" Calvin and Hobbes "Like an old journeysman used to say to me, 'Hit it Bob, it's not your mother'."

07-27-2003, 09:06 PM	#12
joshd2012 Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Blu-Ray: We Don't Need No Stinkin' Petition Posts: 7,020	If the girl had some mad sores around her mouth, yeah, I think I would skip that offer.

07-27-2003, 09:26 PM	#14
flyingdragon Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 112	A retarded chick that looks good and willing to give a BJ? My standards aren't that high.

07-27-2003, 11:04 PM	#17
POWERBOMB DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 7,326	But if she had multiple personalities, you might get 3 or more bj's from a "variety" of girls. __________________ Thanks (sincerely) to Michael Moore, Bruce Springsteen and P. Diddy for helping to re-elect George W. Bush to 4 more years in the White House.

07-28-2003, 10:47 AM	#20
icondude Banned Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,837	If she had a cold sore I'd definately turn down an offer for a BJ, and so should you.

07-28-2003, 10:53 AM	#21
Giantrobo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: TORRANCE, CA Posts: 36,977	Currently I'm finding handjobs from chicks more enjoyable...If she wants to take it in face or in the mouth when I cum I won't stop her. Plus with a "handy", you can still have a conversation about the weather. __________________ XBOX Gamertag: Giantrobo On my 3rd 360 as of 9/27/2007 Wii: 3016 5988 8229 5603

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07-28-2003, 12:08 PM	#23
TeeSeeJay DVD Talk Special Edition Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas City, MO, USA Posts: 1,668	I've done it before, I'd do it again. There are certain things (and people) you just don't do.

07-28-2003, 01:26 PM	#24
gkar Cool New Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 23	Stay away from the sores on the mouth thing. Other than that, never a problem! Just don't get one in your locale. Rumors fly like the wind. And Crocker J,(I believe it was you that brought it up) can you say "Fatal Attraction?" Good call. __________________ This post uses 100% recycled electrons.

07-28-2003, 01:45 PM	#25
BigPete DVD Talk Hall of Fame Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: (CT^3)/e^2 Posts: 9,623	Yes, I have shut several women down. __________________ "What, are you kidding? Leviticus is an action packed thrill a minute! From the beginning where the lord tells Moses how to properly sacrifice animals (with much talk of blood and killing and the word "asunder" used a couple of times), to the very end where he's telling Moses what the value of a human being is, insofar as how much he should give to priests. And the bit in the middle about how everyone should keep their clothes on? Wow, just WOW, that's all I have to say." -Otto

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