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devilshalo · 10-09-2003, 09:39 AM

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Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)

HEALTH LIBRARY

(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner [

] of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not. The group of women who had performed fellatio had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

It's not April 1st, but I guess it's a good try to get ahead of the game. Wonder how many gals fell for this...

Corky Roxbury · 10-09-2003, 09:43 AM

Dr. Inserta Shafteer

AGuyNamedMike · 10-09-2003, 09:49 AM

Dr. Len Lictepeen

Groucho · 10-09-2003, 09:56 AM

theedge · 10-09-2003, 10:05 AM

Hmm.. Dr. B.J. Sooner... is that a woman?!

Bandoman · 10-09-2003, 10:14 AM

Quote:

a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years

Dr.A: She looks like she does, don't you think?
Dr.B: I don't know, I guess. *shrug*

ChrisHicks · 10-09-2003, 10:17 AM

crankyman · 10-09-2003, 10:18 AM

only 1 to 2 times per week?? ack. hope the s.o. doesn't read that.

fnordboy · 10-09-2003, 10:22 AM

only 1 to 2 times per ~~week~~ day

Fixed

ChrisHicks · 10-09-2003, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by crankyman
only 1 to 2 times per week?? ack. hope the s.o. doesn't read that.

hey, 1 to 2 times is better than nothing for some of us here.

goLUCKY · 10-09-2003, 10:26 AM

Does that mean that female porn stars never get breast cancer?

crankyman · 10-09-2003, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisHicks
hey, 1 to 2 times is better than nothing for some of us here.

sucks to be you! (no pun intended)

Oraphus · 10-09-2003, 10:38 AM

see!!! that what i keep telling her... plus it can be used as a weight loss tool bacause of the high content of protein.

marty888 · 10-09-2003, 10:39 AM

So in reality. Monica was simply taking advantage of the new Clinton Health Plan.....

PixyJunket · 10-09-2003, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by marty888
So in reality. Monica was simply taking advantage of the new Clinton Health Plan.....

Oh so wrong but oh so

DVD Polizei · 10-09-2003, 10:52 AM

I just sent a mass email to all female employees. And now, I have to say, I will be very busy this weekend.

keyed · 10-09-2003, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goLUCKY
Does that mean that female porn stars never get breast cancer?

Kinda hard to develop cancer cells in silicone.

Giantrobo · 10-09-2003, 11:36 AM

So, in the last year we've learned that:

1.Contact with semen makes women happier due to male hormones.

2.Contact with a prtners semen over time helps a woman to get pregnant because her body is lees likey to fight the sperm of that male.

3. Semen may prevent breast cancer.

Does anyone notice a pattern here?

Who's doing this research? LARRY FLYNT? PETER NORTH?

VinVega · 10-09-2003, 11:52 AM

But honey, look at what you'll be doing for both of us. You'll be preventing Breast cancer AND Prostate cancer!!

Giantrobo · 10-09-2003, 12:12 PM

If only they could bottle the stuff...

Aphex Twin · 10-09-2003, 12:21 PM

The link does not work.

DeputyDave · 10-09-2003, 12:23 PM

ArrrgggHH... The link DOES NOT WORK! I NEED THAT LINK!

ChiTownAbs, Inc · 10-09-2003, 01:03 PM

yeah, i need the link!!!

VinVega · 10-09-2003, 01:25 PM

No link? Not a real story. You made it up.

accessories4sale · 10-09-2003, 01:28 PM

WE NEED MORE PROOF!!!

10-09-2003, 09:39 AM	#1
devilshalo Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Somewhere between Heaven and Hell Posts: 16,629	No more excuses for no BJ. LINK Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT) HEALTH LIBRARY (AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two. In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform. "I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner [] of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women." The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision. "Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances." The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research. In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute. Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings. "This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said. Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly. "There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said. Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not. The group of women who had performed fellatio had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent. "The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause." It's not April 1st, but I guess it's a good try to get ahead of the game. Wonder how many gals fell for this...

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