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Old 12-21-2003, 07:17 AM   #1
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Old 12-21-2003, 08:37 AM   #2
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Considering who the poster was, I was almost sure this was going to be a totally different picture.
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Old 12-21-2003, 09:32 AM   #3
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Considering who the poster was, I was almost sure this was going to be a totally different picture.
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Old 12-21-2003, 10:43 AM   #4
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Don't get me wrong, you are not nearly as bad as Phil, but you have posted some weird stuff before.
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Old 12-21-2003, 02:38 PM   #5
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Maybe it's just me but that horse looks REALLY happy
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Old 12-21-2003, 02:47 PM   #6
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Old 12-21-2003, 04:43 PM   #7
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Don't get me wrong, you are not nearly as bad as Phil, but you have posted some weird stuff before.
Thanks for the sig.
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Old 12-21-2003, 07:41 PM   #8
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Considering who the poster was, I was almost sure this was going to be a totally different picture.
But yet you clicked on it...



Wait a minute, so did I!
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Old 12-21-2003, 09:24 PM   #9
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Look at the face of the horse in the background. I'm making that same face!
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Old 12-21-2003, 09:36 PM   #10
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Look at the face of the horse in the background. I'm making that same face!
Thanks POWERBOMB. YOu helped me discover something new today.

There's a horse in the background.
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Old 12-22-2003, 02:16 AM   #12
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I thought there was going to be a picture of a woman sexually stimulating a horse orally.
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Old 12-22-2003, 08:20 AM   #14
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I thought there was going to be a picture of a woman sexually stimulating a horse orally.
You should rent the DVD of "Emanuelle in America" if you're looking for horseplay or some other odd stuff. A movie you won't forget.
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All I want to know is.. what did she do to earn first prize??
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Distracted by the long, golden mane of her horse, Linda failed to notice the ill-intentioned stallion approaching her from behind.
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Old 12-23-2003, 09:47 PM   #17
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Considering who the poster was, I was almost sure this was going to be a totally different picture.
yeah, no kidding. this is one of btp's tamer pics.
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Old 12-23-2003, 09:52 PM   #18
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Thanks POWERBOMB. YOu helped me discover something new today.

There's a horse in the background.
Whoa. That woman is nekkid! I thought maybe it was odd that she won a blue ribbon for her unique if not subtle way of horse carousel ridding.
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Old 12-23-2003, 09:52 PM   #19
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yeah, no kidding. this is one of btp's tamer pics.
HA!
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Old 12-23-2003, 09:55 PM   #20
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well, the woman isn't doing anything to the horse, and the horse isn't doing anything to the woman...
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Old 12-29-2003, 12:05 PM   #22
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'F**k me and the horse I rode in on."
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Old 12-29-2003, 10:03 PM   #25
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