Can you get pregnant from a BJ?

[costanza187]

Edited to:


Nevermind... Im not even gonna say it.

[emanon]

Originally posted by vstreamguy
Can you get pregnant from a BJ?

Nope. You can rest assured that I could receive a BJ every hour, on the hour, for the rest of my life, and never get pregnant. May suffer some major chafing after the first day or so, but no prego.

[Heat]

Originally posted by Giantrobo


But only the chick rubbing spunk all over her body and then rubbing her pearl....

Good point. If you want us to tell you if she is pregnant or not, we need to see some pics of what happened. It's in the name of science, afterall.

[Bushdog]

Originally posted by scottall
Hopefully she's not pregnant, but she sounds like a keeper (as long as she is sexy). It destroys the vision somewhat if she is a fat sow rubbing cum all over herself.

lol

[MasterCXtreme]

In all seriousness... Even if you splurge all over her twat, she won't blimp up. The juice has to enter the cave.

[TomOpus]

Originally posted by vstreamguy
...Also, this was my 3rd cum for the night. (the other two were earlier in the night about 2 and 4 hours separated)

Damn.... does the "v" in your user name stand for "viagra"?

[costanza187]

To answer the original question.

[Saxofonix]

This thread has all the markings of becoming a DVD Talk Classic.

[Buford T Pusser]

Originally posted by MasterCXtreme
In all seriousness... Even if you splurge all over her twat, she won't blimp up. The juice has to enter the cave.

What are you trying to tell us? Is this some sort of secret agent copulation code verbiage?

[DealMan]

Can you get pregnant from a BJ?

Billy Joel? I think he's just as capable as the next guy. What a weird question.

[Braddok]

Sounds like she has a sticky situation to me

[grip]

wait....it was your third attempt ....and you didn't stick the landing during that time......

Something smells a bit fishy....is your girlfriend named hoover?

[CheapBastid]

If she swallows your Oyster Juice quickly it could get to the uterus and she could get pregnant, but in your situation the likelihood goes up as she got your Pecker Snot on her skin. If your Scrotum Dew got onto her Gunt and she was actually rubbing it around then dermal osmosis can take place and your Bone Slime could actually get to the other side of the uterine wall and you should prepare for fatherhood.

[IC_Freeze]

well the obvious quesiton here is why didn't you give her oral in return?

[obscurelabel]

Originally posted by vstreamguy
Re: Can you get pregnant from a BJ?

Ask Boris Becker.

[criptik28]

Originally posted by CheapBastid
If she swallows your Oyster Juice quickly it could get to the uterus and she could get pregnant, but in your situation the likelihood goes up as she got your Pecker Snot on her skin. If your Scrotum Dew got onto her Gunt and she was actually rubbing it around then dermal osmosis can take place and your Bone Slime could actually get to the other side of the uterine wall and you should prepare for fatherhood.

[mikehunt]

it was three time in over 4 hours, that's nothing
if it had been in 1 hour then I'd be suspicious

Originally posted by TomOpus
Damn.... does the "v" in your user name stand for "viagra"?

[mikehunt]

it's probably theoretically possible if she pushed cum into herself while masturbating, but probably a really low chance
but if I had been in that situation, the quoted part would have sent me real close to orgasm #4 for the night

Originally posted by vstreamguy
she rubbed the cum over her body then proceded to masterbate.

[majordick]

see? this sort of thing is the very reason why we need to promote awareness for swallowing. its the only sure proof way.

[Roto]

But if she swallows doesn't the baby come out of her mouth?

[scroll2b]

[tmy727]

No oral in return? And how did you allow her to masterbate by herself .... now that's no way to treat a girl.

Have you been watching "Gone in 60 Seconds?".

[Zedsed]

Fertilization

How does fertilization take place

During each month of the female sexual cycle, there is a cycle increase and decrease of FSH and LH.

Pre-ovulatory Phase:
The pre-ovulatory phase is the time between menstruation and ovulation. During the first few days after the beginning of menstruation, concentrations of FSH & LH increase several fold. These hormones cause accelerated growth of 6-12 primary follicles each month. When under the influence of FSH, the group of follicles continue to grow and secrete estrogen. One dominant follicle becomes mature graafian follicle i.e. continues to increase it’s estrogen production under the influence of increasing level of LH. Small amounts of progesterone are produced by the mature follicle a day or two before ovulation.

Ovulatory Phase:
Estrogens liberated stimulate repair of endometrium and thicken it. New ovulation occurs on the 14th day i.e. there is rupture of mature graafian follicle. Post ovulatory is the period between ovulation and next menses. A single ovum is expelled from an ovarian follicle into the abdominal cavity in the middle of each monthly cycle. This ovum then passes through one of the fallopian tubes into the uterus and if it is fertilized by a sperm, it implants in the uterus where it develops into a fetus.

Menstrual Phase:
If fertilization does not take place, this ovum gets released in the mentrual phase. During the menstrual phase, follicles in each ovary begin to enlarge. Menstrual flow from the uterus consist of 50-150ml blood, tissue fluid, epithelial cells derived from endometrium.


When is fertilization and pregnancy most likely to occur?

Fertilization of an egg can only occur if you have intercourse around the time of ovulation, the so-called ’fertile phase’ of the cycle. If you are ovulating, this takes place l4 days before the onset of a period. This is a reasonably predictable event if you have a regular cycle but may be very unpredictable if you have a very erratic cycle.


What is necessary in order for pregnancy to occur

Ovulation is essential;
Intercourse must take place during the fertile phase of the cycle;
Your partner’s sperm count must be adequate to ensure that a sufficient number actually reach the egg;
The mucus in the cervix must not be unfavorable and/or hostile to the sperm;
There must not be any mechanical barrier preventing fertilization from taking place, such as blocked fallopian tubes or adhesions around the ovaries preventing the egg from gaining access to the tube and sperm.

[MJKTool]

Oh come on!

[Zedsed]

Originally posted by MJKTool
Oh come on!

Sorry. I deleted it.

Everyone's always wanting pics, but that was a bit much, even for here.