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05-01-2004, 05:16 PM
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What's the big deal? If you do anal just assume you're gonna get somethin' on you dick.
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05-02-2004, 08:43 PM
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A gf and I had just finished one night when I had noticed what looked like a peach-pit lying next to me on the living room rug. I reached out to pick it up, and as my fingers closed around it and I felt the warmth on my skin, I immediately knew what it was. My gf walked over to see what I had found, and without a word I held my hand out over her outstretched palm, and let loose the nugget. I imagine she felt the same horror and revulsion as the heat in her hand sent the almost instantaneous signal to her brain that she was now holding onto a small piece of shit, but like a trooper she marched over to the garbage can and dropped it in. Neither one of us ever spoke about it again.
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05-02-2004, 10:07 PM
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SHENANIGANS!!!!!!!! Get outght here! LIES AND INUENDOS!!!
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05-03-2004, 05:09 AM
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05-03-2004, 07:52 AM
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it really bufords my pusser. (wow, that sounds dirty!)- cultshock |
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05-03-2004, 10:30 AM
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I've heard of chicks farting during sex, but never actually squeezing out turds.
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05-03-2004, 11:37 AM
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05-03-2004, 12:32 PM
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OOOOOFFF!!!!!!!!!!
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05-03-2004, 05:03 PM
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Me dicen "Leche". Y soy muy malo. |
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05-04-2004, 09:54 PM
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At least that's what most chicks blame the noise on. 
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05-04-2004, 10:10 PM
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Actually the esteemed term is
VARTS.
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