Morning Wood

Maxwell Smart · 06-02-2004, 08:30 AM

I haven't got morning wood in awhile. Should I go see a Doctor?

kvrdave · 06-02-2004, 08:32 AM

If you can still get wood when you need it, why worry?

Goldblum · 06-02-2004, 08:37 AM

DAC · 06-02-2004, 09:34 AM

Here's some wood for ya. Just look at it in the morning.

Patman · 06-02-2004, 09:38 AM

That pic strikes in a chord in me.

Maxwell Smart · 06-02-2004, 11:23 AM

If I look at wood, does that make me gay?

brizz · 06-02-2004, 11:55 AM

only if it moves.

ElementZ · 06-02-2004, 07:45 PM

That's knot funny

J-Dubya · 06-02-2004, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ElementZ
That's knot funny

fir sure

Demontooth · 06-02-2004, 08:07 PM

I wasn't getting morning wood anymore, but I also was getting up twice a night to take a piss so I went to the urologist and was totally violated. I had a prostate infection, I have been taking antibiotics for a little over two weeks and the morning wood is becoming more frequent.

Buford T Pusser · 06-02-2004, 08:24 PM

These pathetic comments are barking up the wrong tree. Maxwell is so smart he could run rings around you with his limp dick talk.

Max Bottomtime · 06-02-2004, 08:46 PM

I'd pee in the stump.

dancinns · 06-02-2004, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Patman
That pic strikes in a chord in me.

2/5

ClemsonDevil · 06-02-2004, 09:52 PM

Someone close this thread before someone makes a "leaving" comment.

Buford T Pusser · 06-02-2004, 10:06 PM

IBTLc

[spoiler]I Beat The Leaving comment.[/spoiler]

ClemsonDevil · 06-03-2004, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
IBTLc

What does that stand for?

[spoiler]I Beat The Leaving comment.[/spoiler]

Maxwell Smart · 06-03-2004, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
These pathetic comments are barking up the wrong tree. Maxwell is so smart he could run rings around you with his limp dick talk.

Hey I'm only limp in the morning. The rest of the day its boner time.

Buford T Pusser · 06-03-2004, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ClemsonDevil
what does that stand for?

Buford T Pusser · 06-03-2004, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Maxwell Smart
Hey I'm only limp in the morning. The rest of the day its boner time.

I guess you need to pick your wardrobe carefully.

-other-

JimRochester · 06-03-2004, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Maxwell Smart
I haven't got morning wood in awhile. Should I go see a Doctor?

Nothing serious, it'll fall off soon and you'll have to pee sitting down.

Buford T Pusser · 06-03-2004, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JimRochester
Nothing serious, it'll fall off soon and you'll have to pee sitting down.

A string might help.

This is from a collectibles auction that ended today:

RISQUE ANTI-FDR DIE-CUT WOOD PIN.

Obviously by same maker as item #314 but in a large 2-7/8" size. Depicts older man naked except for his garters, green socks and black shoes. White cotton-like accents represent the hair on his head and on his pubic area. His hand holds a green fishing pole which has a tiny wire looped around its end and going downward where it is joined around his drooping penis. Caption at bottom is "No Man Is Good For A Third Time." Reverse has original aged scotch tape holding brass safety pin. All hand-made and hand-colored, produced in very small quantity. Rare and Exc.

They estimated it would sell from $75-400 and it earned $979.

ChrisHicks · 06-03-2004, 12:41 PM

my family doctor, who is coincidently located on the corner of Oak and Chestnut said you should get your ash to the doctor and have this checked out asap.

ChrisHicks · 06-03-2004, 12:57 PM

maybe this will help:

ClemsonDevil · 06-03-2004, 10:29 PM

If Bob Dole doesn't get men around the world morning wood then nothing will. Oh wait... that's Viagra that does that. My bad.

Buford T Pusser · 06-04-2004, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ClemsonDevil
If Bob Dole doesn't get men around the world morning wood then nothing will.

YMMV

06-02-2004, 08:30 AM	#1
Maxwell Smart DVD Talk Gold Edition Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 2,361	Morning Wood I haven't got morning wood in awhile. Should I go see a Doctor?

06-02-2004, 08:32 AM	#2
kvrdave Senior Member Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Pacific NW Posts: 55,835	If you can still get wood when you need it, why worry? __________________ Who run Bartertown? Fur is murder. Soft, silky, luxurious murder.

06-02-2004, 09:34 AM	#4
DAC DVD Talk Platinum Edition Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,638	Here's some wood for ya. Just look at it in the morning. __________________ Sherry, why do you still care? Don't try to use logic....it doesn't exist in the Girl World. Women have no use for logic....they have hormones, boobs, and some weird 6th sense that allows them to communicate with each other without speaking. -p

06-02-2004, 09:38 AM	#5
Patman Senior Member Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Duluth, GA, USA Posts: 30,888	That pic strikes in a chord in me. __________________ PatCave; HT; DVDs; DragonCon 2007 According to DGibFen, I'm a "freaking genius." My Wii Code: 4295 2874 1881 8461*

06-02-2004, 11:55 AM	#7
brizz Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: bacon Posts: 16,170	only if it moves. __________________ "My own mind is my own church. All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." - Thomas Paine "Our armies do not come into your cities and lands as conquerors or enemies, but as liberators." - Sir Stanley Maude in Baghdad, 1917

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06-02-2004, 11:23 AM	#6
Maxwell Smart DVD Talk Gold Edition Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 2,361	If I look at wood, does that make me gay?

06-02-2004, 07:45 PM	#8
ElementZ Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: New Brunswick, Canada Posts: 2,194	That's knot funny __________________ Savings Start Date 10/23/06 - To save 15k by 12/31/09 - Progress - $1787.51 saved... Debt Start Date 09/11/06 - To have 14k Debt paid by Winter 08 - Current Debt - $8824.23 left XBL = ElementZ2000

06-02-2004, 08:07 PM	#10
Demontooth Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Green Acres Posts: 2,338	I wasn't getting morning wood anymore, but I also was getting up twice a night to take a piss so I went to the urologist and was totally violated. I had a prostate infection, I have been taking antibiotics for a little over two weeks and the morning wood is becoming more frequent. __________________ If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly

06-02-2004, 08:24 PM	#11
Buford T Pusser DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Lighten up, Francis! (Funland) Posts: 31,586	These pathetic comments are barking up the wrong tree. Maxwell is so smart he could run rings around you with his limp dick talk. __________________ it really bufords my pusser. (wow, that sounds dirty!)- cultshock

06-02-2004, 08:46 PM	#12
Max Bottomtime DVD Talk Special Edition Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Torrance, California Posts: 1,539	I'd pee in the stump.

06-02-2004, 09:52 PM	#14
ClemsonDevil Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SC Posts: 648	Someone close this thread before someone makes a "leaving" comment. __________________ Insert something funny and creative here.

06-02-2004, 10:06 PM	#15
Buford T Pusser DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Lighten up, Francis! (Funland) Posts: 31,586	IBTLc [spoiler]I Beat The Leaving comment.[/spoiler] __________________ it really bufords my pusser. (wow, that sounds dirty!)- cultshock

06-03-2004, 12:41 PM	#22
ChrisHicks Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,396	my family doctor, who is coincidently located on the corner of Oak and Chestnut said you should get your ash to the doctor and have this checked out asap. __________________ DVD List / My Small LD List / My DVDSpot List / The Rejects Rest Stop Sign the Petition for all studio HD-DVD support Now!!! / Owner of a PS3 and a Toshiba HD-XA1 Wii Friend Code: 1249 6431 9623 9624 / XBL Gamertag: chrishicks / PS3 Gamertag: chrishicks Last edited by ChrisHicks; 06-03-2004 at 12:48 PM.

06-03-2004, 12:57 PM	#23
ChrisHicks Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,396	maybe this will help: __________________ DVD List / My Small LD List / My DVDSpot List / The Rejects Rest Stop Sign the Petition for all studio HD-DVD support Now!!! / Owner of a PS3 and a Toshiba HD-XA1 Wii Friend Code: 1249 6431 9623 9624 / XBL Gamertag: chrishicks / PS3 Gamertag: chrishicks

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06-03-2004, 10:29 PM	#24
ClemsonDevil Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SC Posts: 648	If Bob Dole doesn't get men around the world morning wood then nothing will. Oh wait... that's Viagra that does that. My bad. __________________ Insert something funny and creative here.

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