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Old 06-05-2004, 11:41 AM   #26
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**** it!! Why not!!
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Old 06-05-2004, 12:03 PM   #27
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Hmmmm I don't know. I've never met a female bodybuilder but they look scary

I'd have to meet them in person and see how their personality is and how "feminine" they are. If they sound nice and feel soft, why not.

If they sound like Harvey Fierstein.... no way!
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Old 06-05-2004, 12:45 PM   #28
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None of the above. Bleech. Not women anymore.
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Old 06-05-2004, 02:30 PM   #29
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I would say yes, if for nothing else than the novelty of it.
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Old 06-05-2004, 02:38 PM   #30
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3 looks a little bit like Mark Wahlberg. Ick.
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Old 06-05-2004, 03:12 PM   #31
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3 looks a little bit like Mark Wahlberg. Ick.
I thought the same thing.
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Old 06-05-2004, 03:41 PM   #32
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not sure the face and head belong on the girl in the first pic......looks pretty photo-chopped to me.

that being said....I'll pass
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Old 06-05-2004, 03:59 PM   #33
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more like they'd strap one on and hit you
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Old 06-05-2004, 05:17 PM   #34
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No thanks.
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Old 06-05-2004, 05:46 PM   #35
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Honestly - HELL NOOOOOO !!!

It's a man baby!
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Old 06-05-2004, 06:33 PM   #36
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not sure the face and head belong on the girl in the first pic......looks pretty photo-chopped to me.
It's not photo-chopped.
Here's that same girl:





And here's some more pics of "Marky-Mark":



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Old 06-05-2004, 07:36 PM   #37
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F*** no.
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Old 06-05-2004, 08:14 PM   #38
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I'd hit it, I've got nothing better to do!!!
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Old 06-05-2004, 09:08 PM   #39
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With all the steroids they are using, are they still physically functioning as women?

I'll definitely pass.
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Old 06-05-2004, 09:10 PM   #40
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Old 06-05-2004, 09:17 PM   #41
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No F'ing way in hell would I hit any of those.
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It's not photo-chopped.
Here's that same girl:



same girl? what are you talking about. why are you showing us pictures of men while saying something about girls.

oh... and that last picture is ****ing nasty as hell!
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Doing a woman is on my list of must do's before I die but I would have to pass on these chicks.
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Old 06-05-2004, 10:21 PM   #44
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Yes.
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:32 AM   #45
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Look at the crotch area. I bet those muscles will crush my dick!
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Old 06-06-2004, 01:12 AM   #46
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A couple of them aren't that horrendous, but I seriously think some of them are guys posing with a dress and wig on.
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Old 06-06-2004, 01:14 AM   #47
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I've actually seen the first woman at my gym and she struck up a conversation with me. Talking with her about steriods and protein shakes, I developed a crush on her.

















Excuse me. I've got that the wrong way around. She's got a CRUSH on me! Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-06-2004, 06:52 AM   #48
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no i like my women plump
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Old 06-06-2004, 07:02 AM   #49
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... i like my women plump
Me too
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A couple of them aren't that horrendous, but I seriously think some of them are guys posing with a dress and wig on.
These aren't the horrendous one - there are horrendous muscle-women out there, and I'd post pics, but I don't want people puking on their keyboards.

and there's only been three of them:

One:




Two:




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