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06-27-2004, 10:08 PM
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What is a 'donkey punch'?
There is a guy a work that always says that he would like to do this one girl and give her the donkey punch. All the other guys just laugh, so I laugh too, but I don't have a clue to what it means.
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06-27-2004, 10:09 PM
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It's when you're doing a chick from behind and you sock her in the back of the head.
Good times. Also called a 'Tony Danza' if you yell out 'Who's the boss?' first.
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06-27-2004, 10:11 PM
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Donkey Punch is where, during doggystyle sexual activity, the man punches his partner as hard as he can in the back of the skull right before he reaches climax. This causes her to convulse and tighten every cavity. The man then holds on for the best orgasm of his life. Unfortunately this manuever is not at all pleasurable for the female partner.
Get them a t-shirt. 
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06-27-2004, 10:12 PM
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06-27-2004, 10:14 PM
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So, is this really popular? I think it sounds funny, but do a lot of guys do this? I would be scared she would call the police or something.
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06-27-2004, 10:32 PM
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 The chicks really dig that one.
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06-27-2004, 10:32 PM
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You owe it to yourself to try it.
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06-28-2004, 05:44 AM
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Chicks love it. All the guys do it.
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06-28-2004, 06:19 AM
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 First, trick your girlfriend into having anal sex (shouldn't be too hard).  At the moment of climax, donkey-punch the bitch in the back of the head and withdraw your penis quickly.  The resulting inverted colon is known as a "pink sock."
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06-28-2004, 07:23 AM
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06-28-2004, 07:45 AM
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First of all, some girls like the donkey punch just like some girls like like to be choked during sex. All depends on the girl but if she likes the donkey punch you have found a keeper!
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06-30-2004, 05:12 AM
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This is the craziest stuff ive ever heard of, damn funny too!
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06-30-2004, 07:21 AM
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does this donkey punch also work well during casual foreplay?
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06-30-2004, 06:49 PM
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06-30-2004, 09:36 PM
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Holy ****in shit, thats the funniest picture.
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07-01-2004, 10:56 AM
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 This thread is pretty hilarious. And at the same time, a little scary. I don't know what's funnier, the "donkey punch", "Tony Danza", or the "pink sock". |
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07-01-2004, 04:32 PM
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You guys are crazy if you do that to a girl you love.
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07-01-2004, 05:09 PM
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I've also heard it called the donkey punch when the girl's on top and you punch her in the stomach before climaxing with basically the same effect. Is this a donkey punch or is there another term for it?
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07-01-2004, 08:53 PM
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I always heard it as your doing a girl from behind and then you stick it in her ass real quick. Then when she bucks like a donkey, you punch her in the head.
Maybe I'm doing it wrong...
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07-01-2004, 09:46 PM
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07-02-2004, 12:32 AM
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This is pretty f**ked up, who would punch a girl?
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07-02-2004, 02:21 AM
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07-02-2004, 04:58 AM
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Oh my dear gawd!!!
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07-02-2004, 05:21 PM
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Same to you Vespertillo. Do you guys mind shrinking them a bit? Thanks.
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